Scenario for celebrating the New Year for adults (with jokes, games and toasts). New Year. Scenario for adults

Start the evening with a slow dance. Then, halfway through, stop the melody and turn on the tape recorder, where the announcement will be recorded, spoken by an important male voice.

Voice: Attention! Attention!
Listen to the message of utmost importance!
The first event of the holiday is the opening!
Then afterwards - a solemn greeting!
Then - congratulations to Santa Claus;
And then - your performance and a wonderful treat!

2 presenters come out

Presenter 1: Hello, dear guests! We ask you to put aside your timidity! Get acquainted if you don't know each other! And to do this, take 5 steps towards each other and tell each other your names, shaking hands and kissing each other on the cheek. Let's start! 1,2,3,4,5!
Shaking hands, kissing
So, say it again, what is your name? (Everyone says their names) Make yourself at home!
Presenter 2: And to shake you all up a little, we suggest playing a little. What? Listen carefully!
You see, in the corners of our hall there are girls with balloons different color. Now you will run around the corners, because... you will have to choose your solution according to the color of the ball.
Presenter 1: So, let's see now, why did you come here?
Green ball - get drunk. Red - have fun. Yellow - eat something tasty. Blue - nowhere else to go. (Everyone runs away.)
Girls with balloons! Line up those running up to you in a circle, count how many of you there are?
Speaker 2: So, come here to get drunk. How many of you?
Presenter 1: How many came to have fun?
Presenter 2: But I decided to eat something delicious... How much?
Presenter 1: How many of you have nowhere else to go?
Presenter 2: Great! The next trial is on the question: with whom would you like to celebrate the New Year on December 31?
The green ball is in its family. Red ball - with a lover or mistress. Yellow ball - in friendly company. The blue ball is with the head of our organization... (Everyone runs away.)
Girls! Count in circles!
Presenter 1: So, they want to celebrate December 31st in the family, i.e. How many amazing family men are there among us?
Presenter 2: And how many of us are the kindest - the kindest, who want to brighten up the loneliness of their lovers and mistresses?
Presenter 1: There are among us wonderful friends. How many of us are there?
Presenter 2: Do you know that among us there are great patriots of their cause? And so they would like to celebrate December 3, 1st with our leader.... How many of you are there?
Presenter 1: Thank you everyone for your honesty and frankness! Well, since we gathered today for a pre-New Year’s meeting, it turns out that we are all patriots of our native organization.
That’s why we invite everyone to go to their tables.

Everyone goes to tables that have been prepared in advance, each has a number, warn guests about this.

Presenter 2: Our dear leader has the floor for congratulations....
Congratulation. Toast. Feast.
Presenter 1: And now - the floor to the chairman of the trade union committee...
Congratulation. Toast.
Presenter 2: Dear friends! We invite you to come to the seats of our so-called auditorium. Please sit down, your lovely couples. New Year's Eve surprises await us!
Everyone passes and sits on chairs in a “square.”
Presenter 1: We invited many people, good and different, to our holiday.
It's not an easy holiday coming to us - But the best one is the New Year.

Father Frost and Snow Maiden appear

Santa Claus: We came to your holiday tree from afar.
The two of us walked for quite a long time through the ice and snow.
Snow Maiden: All the days passed without laziness, we did not go astray.
They either sat on reindeer or boarded a minibus.
Santa Claus: Here we are - we’re not late, because you can’t be late,
If our best friends are waiting in the elegant hall!
Snow Maiden (addressing the presenters):
Today you laugh, relax,
Entertain your friends with jokes!
And now, with a smile, invite them to dance,
Hurry up!
Presenter 1: As you can see, the Snow Maiden has already opened our ball. And she is given the right to invite a man and start dancing. Well, we should all follow her example!

Music. Dance.

Presenter 2: Jokes, laughter, fun, dancing, dancing, songs and poems! Show off your skills! Come out into the joke circle! We invite a couple!

A man and a woman come out.

Presenter 1: So, the first couple of our evening. You will have to say kind words to each other. Remember that words should not be repeated. Take turns speaking.
(The man starts: my swallow, my clear falcon, my fish, etc. You can invite another couple, and then hold a competition between the couples, best couple- souvenir.)
Presenter 2: Great! If only we could always communicate with each other like this! Well, just like in Mexican and Brazilian TV series!
Well, now we invite everyone to sing a little. But we will sing especially! At the same time, we will compete. We have 4 sides in the hall, you will sing on 2 sides together. Do you understand everything? Fine. But we will sing on the themes of different songs, one by one, only one verse at a time, without repeating each other’s songs:
1 - songs where there are female names,
2 - where is it male names,
3 - where there are words about winter, cold, wind, etc.,
4 - where there are words about flowers.
Presenter 1: Santa Claus, don’t you want to warm up a little? I'm sure that our women can't wait to dance with you. And I think you already have your eye on someone.
Come on, choose a worthy one from among the worthy ones. And all the men, following you, will choose their partners and will also dance. So, everyone went to invite the ladies, do it beautifully, with dignity! And stand in pairs in the hall!
Everyone stood in a circle in pairs.
Presenter 2: Santa Claus, and one more surprise for you. Your partners will change. And partners of other men too. For this I took 5 roses with me. (Give roses to women who find themselves without a partner or, if there are none, to women from couples, and invite their men to sit for a while and wait their turn.)
So, maestro, music! For now, girls, choose your partner among the couples. When you want to break up someone's couple, go up, give the woman a rose, and dance with the man of this couple.
Don’t forget about Santa Claus, he is also a man, albeit at an advanced age, and don’t forget about those who are sitting.

Music, dance.

Presenter 1: Where the bright lights near the Christmas tree glow, Okay, my friends, we can all meet with a joke. Let's play. And our game is called “Khristoforovna and Nikanorovna.” For this game I need 10 men on the left and 10 men on the right. (The men came out and stood in ranks)
So, we have 2 teams: on the left - “Khristoforovny”, and on the right - “Nikanorovny”. Stand behind each other in your teams. I place a chair next to the teams. And at some distance I put another chair.
At my signal, you need to put on scarves, skirts and run to your chair. Run, say “I am Nikanorovna” or “I am Khristoforovna”, sitting on a chair, then run to the team, quickly take off your scarf, skirt, which another player on your team immediately puts on.
And so on until all your players have played the role of Nikanorovna or Khristoforovna. Let's start!

The game is on. Prizes for the winners.

Presenter 2: Well, now we invite everyone to the tables again.

Feast

Presenter 1: We drank, ate, we need to know when to stop! We invite everyone to our so-called auditorium.
We continue our performance to everyone’s joy and surprise! There are so many women among us, and what kind! And among them we will now hold a competition of ditties.
I invite 10 women here, a team of 5 each. (Those who wish came out.)
Tell me the names of your teams. (They say.)
Wonderful! Now you will take turns singing ditties that should not be repeated. Let's start! (They sing. If someone doesn’t sing, the next one sings.)
So, the last ditty was for the team.... They won. We give her a prize. .

Chastooshkas can be distributed on cards. In this case, the most artistic team wins.

Presenter 2: Of course, everyone is looking forward to dancing! Well, let's dance and sing at the same time. You can even come up with your own dance to this melody on the go in pairs or in a whole crowd.
We all love dances and songs in Retro style. “The last train ran away from me again...”
Presenter 1: But I wouldn’t be upset if she ran away from me, because you can return to your beloved again! “Blue, blue frost lay on the wires. There’s a blue star in the dark blue sky...” Wow! Indeed, what unexpected beauty!
Presenter 2: Or... And in our yard there is one girl...” Yes, there was one like that, whom I looked after and whispered: “Good!”
Yes, the girls were good, and the songs too. That's what we're going to dance to now. Our guest is the group "Doctor Watson"
- We dance, we sing, we come up with dances on the go to these wonderful melodies!

Music, dancing.

Presenter 1: And again we all go to the tables!

Toast, feast, advice on how and what to celebrate this New Year. After a while there is a knock on the door. The postman appears.

Guest: It’s me, postman Pechkin. Many telegrams have been sent to your address. (Started reading the first one, stopped reading.)
I would like a glass of wine, I would read to the end! (They brought it to him, drank it, started reading again, stopped.)
No, perhaps it’s better to pour two for me! (Poured it out again.)
That's probably all for now! (Approaches the head of the organization.)
No, brother, pour some more! (Drank.)
Now, I know, over the edge!
Read it yourself, presenter, and I’ll sit for a while and look at your women.
Presenters (read comic, pre-written telegrams on postal forms):
1. Congratulations! Expect an increase in your salary. I haven’t decided what percentage yet. I haven’t gone to the Kremlin to see Putin yet.
Minister... (according to the profile of your organization).
2. I don’t sleep at night, I draw, I do magic over the drawings. Those drawings are our money: Petya, Vanya and Natasha. I owed a lot to the children for shoes and candy. I'll send everything to the kids soon. Put it into savings books!
Minister of Finance....
3. Be healthy! Live richly! Like us, relax! Like us, multiply! And we will help you, multiply your success! Definitely!
Zhirinovsky.
4.Eat, people, more porridge - you will have faces like ours!
B.C. Chernomyrdin.
5. We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts! People in... are too nice!
Mayor (mayor of your city).
Presenter 2: Well, friends, we should probably drink to all the congratulations at once! Sit down with us, Pechkin!

Feast.
At the end of the evening, you can again invite Grandfather Moroch and Snow Maiden to come out to wish those present.
You can come up with an interesting horoscope for next year for all zodiac signs. At the table you can find out who was born in what month and drink to their health. You can give souvenirs to the most sober, the most cheerful, the most beautiful, in the shortest skirt, etc.

New Year: scenario for adults

New Year's Scenario "New Year's Adventures in the City of N-Ske"

This story is fictitious from beginning to end. Of course, some original material is used, but the events, settings, and characters are certainly fictitious. Coincidences of names and titles with the names and names of real-life persons and places can only be accidental.

So, 2007 was ending. The whole country was preparing for the New Year. A certain organization N, in the city of N, was no exception.

The secretary's desk is on stage. The phone rings. The secretary runs into the hall and grabs the phone.

SEC: Hello! /freeze. This and other similar script texts are given with a variety of effects: children's voice, bass, accelerated tempo, etc./

*** Food for thought: Dashenka. The boss's new secretary. He understands all the boss’s instructions literally. Performer. The character is uncontrollable. Prone to sudden mood swings. Believes that “grandmothers” are the most important thing in life. ***

VOICE: Dasha, write down the boss’s instructions. /The text sounds against a background of music, laughter, and the clinking of glasses/
1. Order Santa Claus.
2. Deal with the finances for the banquet.
3. Collect information about the new vegetable crop New Year's cucumber
4. Invite your friends to a banquet.
5. Organize music.
Dashenka, be smart, do everything today. If you have questions, the reference book is on the table. Yes, I almost forgot, under no circumstances press the red button!!!
SEC: Okay! (Instead of the well-known advertisement “Always Coca-Cola,” a specially recorded advertisement is heard - “Always Pinocchio.” At the same time, the characters drink this drink from a large bottle /
So, the first thing is to order Santa Claus. (Takes a reference book) ...The Herringbone Company...The Belochka Company...oh, the Khlopushka Company! (dials number) Hello! We would like to order Santa Claus. Write down the address: Kultury Avenue, building 1. Waiting!!!
(the killer arrives)
KEEL: Who are we going to work with? /freeze/

*** Food for thought: Vanka Vetrov, aka Pyotr Khryakov, aka Vasily Psov, aka a horse, aka a bull, he is both a woman and a man. Known by the nickname "Tailor". Killer by call and vocation. Someone's freelance employee. He approaches his work with precision. Likes to read the magazine "Burda". If he gets in the way, he can sew it on. Has an explosive character. Loves animals environment treats well.***

SEC: What?
KEEL: Who are we going to work with, I said?
SEC: Santa Claus.
KEEL: Payment?
SEC: Here you go, credit cards VISA cards, MASTER KARD…
KEEL: Cash only! (takes the SEC ring off his finger)
KEEL: Weapons?
SEC: Why?
KEEL: All right. (selection of weapons. The killer takes out a brick, a wooden machine gun, a pistol, etc. from his bag)
KEEL: Photo? (make up an identikit from fragments of photographs of the organization’s employees)
KEEL: The result is in the newspapers. (Leaves)
(advertising)
SEC: So, I ordered Santa Claus. What's next...: sort out the finances for the banquet. Finances...(looks at the directory)...money...money...money...ah-ah, money! (dials phone number) Finance department? We urgently need money!
(grandmothers arrive)
SEC: Grandmas, are you ready for the banquet?
BAB: (in unison) Always ready!!! /freeze/

*** Food for thought: Grandmas. The boss's confidants. They easily gain trust in anyone. Having gained trust, they ask for "grandmother". Not who they say they are. They say that they sang together a long time ago. Not true. They are still singing. The character is cheerful, perky, noisy. Single. ***

(grandmothers sing ditties about the organization’s employees)
(advertising)
SEC: Next...: collect information about the new vegetable crop New Year's cucumber. Culture?... Ah, the department of culture! (dials a number) I need information about the New Year's cucumber. Could you give them to me? Right now?
(A Girl in a Hare costume runs into the hall)
Girl: Yes, the cultural department. The New Year's cucumbers have run out, only the table ones remain. Will you take it? /freeze/

***Information for thought: Lenochka. Junior non-scientific employee of the cultural department. Kind, responsive. Morally secure, financially unstable. Not married, but never loses her sense of humor.***

LENA: I'm asking, will you take it?
SEC: Let's go.
LENA: When I raise right hand- everyone shout “cucumber”. When I lift left hand- everyone shouts “100 grams”. When I touch your nose, everyone shouts “Let’s go.” Conducts the game, ending it with repeated “100 grams.” The audience is ready, you can take it away. From you 1000 rubles. You can transfer it, but it’s better in cash, to the accounting department of the cultural department. I ran to my Christmas tree.
(leaves)
(advertising)
SEC: Next... invite your friends to a banquet... Whose? Mine? Or…
(Girlfriends, a vocal group, run into the hall)
PODR: Did you call your friends?
SEC: Whose are you?
SUBDR: General!
SEC: Ahhhh, from the general department!
***Food for thought. Girlfriends. Local bohemia. Regulars of clubs and local parties When asked, they sing, when not, they dance
The rest of the time they disturb public peace. If there is nowhere to go, they get personal. Everyone receives applause together, but salaries separately. They have a personal security guard who is always on duty. His motto is “Don’t shoot the accordion player”***
SEC: How do you ensure fun?
PODR: Songs! (Happy song based on local texture)
(advertising)
SEC: So, next...organize the music. Ah-ah-ah, music! (dials number)
Hello, can I hear the music? Thank you.

***Food for thought: Gennady Muzyka. The boss's personal musician. Everyone dances to his tune. If necessary, he can play along and sing along with the boss. Always works from sight. The character is soft on all sides. Claims that without a glass there is no vocal.***

(song from the repertoire of the group "Prime Minister" with modified text:
MY EYES...
If I look in the mirror
I think I'm a darling
They say I'm boastful and ugly - well, so be it
I looked at myself
And loving your face
He noted to himself:
Ah-ah-ah
My eyes are
- two three-carat diamonds,
My curls -
-all girls love to stroke,
My lips are
- for girls the gates of heaven,
My music -
- all so melted...
Under my clothes
A sea of ​​hot fire
I tell you without deception, more agility than a horse
I took off my T-shirt and pants
The muscles became visible
He noted to himself:
Ahhh..
Chorus
I may be a redhead, so what?
Still good-looking
They say that dark night you can't tell the hair color
I looked again:
I'm sexy and brave
He noted to himself:
Ahhh..
Chorus:
(advertising)
SEC: Well, that’s it. Why can't you press the red button? (presses, a siren sounds, the Fireman, a pop singer dressed as a fireman, runs in)
COP: Don't panic! Everyone stay put!

***Food for thought: Chairman of the amateur fire brigade. The gait is dancing, the voice is singing, the hair is still there. Loves it when debts are repaid in especially large amounts. He has his own opinion, but dreams of getting rid of it. When meeting men, he says hello. At the risk of his life, he keeps the fire burning in the hearths of culture.***

COP: Citizens, listen to the lecture about fire safety.
(song “I fell in love with a tanker” with modified lyrics)

New Year is a special holiday
That makes him doubly dangerous
That there are different drinks everywhere
Like shells in war
Be very careful
When leaving, turn off the lights,
Visit if possible
toilet before leaving

Chorus:
The fire burns in the souls of our women
Fire burns in the hearts of men
So that there are fewer fires at night
Don't approach ladies for no reason

If the young lady
It caught fire, so be it
According to special instructions
Ladies you can stew
Don't go alone
We need to go in pairs
And take a fire extinguisher with you
must wear

Don't kick the equipment
Don't shoot the musician
And cultural workers
Don't offend unnecessarily
Don't dance without training
Don't drink lemonade
And the bosses have no insurance
Don't let him near the microphone!

*** Food for thought: Father Frost and Snow Maiden. Chef's permanent partners. Here - on a business trip. Founders charitable foundation"Icicle". Responsible for the distribution of humanitarian aid in winter period. They are listed in the Guinness Book of Records as long-livers. The character is Nordic, the origin is unknown. They work under the pseudonyms "Grandfather" and "Granddaughter". Cold to the touch, when heated they turn into a liquid phase. They love ice cream and children.***

SEC: Ghost!!! (faints, Snow Maiden revives her)
turns to the head of the organization /, it’s not my fault, he came himself. I ordered it, and he...
D.M: So this one a kind person, which Santa Claus orders to arrange a holiday for people. Well, over to you, ………………..
SNOW: And now it’s our turn, grandfather, to wish everyone a happy new year!
Happy New Year to you today
Congratulations from Santa Claus
So that the New Year's holiday
A lot of joy….
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: So that last year with you
Carry away troubles
To decide on your own
The trickiest......
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: May fate love you
Yes, not as a joke, but seriously,
So that your health is stronger
And love was…….
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: Grandfather, your sclerosis worries me. Have you by any chance forgotten about the competitions?
D.M: Of course not! (The results of pre-announced competitions are summed up New Year's wall newspapers and congratulations)
SNOW: Friends, you didn’t come in vain
He's about to knock on our door
So long-awaited, beautiful
And a new year full of hope
For the winter blizzard
Spring has come soon
Let's be friends
Let's drink the champagne to the bottom!
DM: Champagne to the studio! (The girl brings in a tray covered with a napkin, takes off the napkin, and there is a bottle of the Pinocchio drink, and an advertisement sounds at the same time) Nothing, it can be fixed. (Takes champagne out of his bag)
SNOW: Let them accompany you everywhere
tailwinds for you
Let love warm you
Be happy - hooray! /"Hurray" is echoed by everyone/
May not be with us this evening
Vitas, Decl and Shura
We are still glad to meet you
Be happy - hooray!
Let time run, rejoicing
Because now it's time
Games, dancing, kissing.
Be happy - hooray!
We wish you to have fun
Right up until the morning
May the holiday last forever
Be happy - hooray!
/The song sounds New Year's toys"in Spanish soloists, in a loss, Father Frost and Snegurochka say goodbye and leave/

A cool scenario for celebrating, holding a New Year's party for adults, poems, a fun intellectual game, congratulations, a New Year's fortune teller, funny games and competitions with humor " Christmas market", "Battle of the Choirs"

May your wishes come true!

Script Lead:

- a holiday when everyone wants fun, joy, goodness and fulfillment of desires. And you know, if the desire is good, sincere, and not intended for the help of aliens or Spider-Man, then it is really feasible.

At this moment, we are all united by one desire: for this evening to be truly festive and kind. And we can do it. Feel like wizards! Let's take filled glasses in our hands, say together: “Happy New Year!” - and, here it is, a miracle: a good mood will not leave you now at least until tomorrow morning!

On the eve of the New Year it is customary kind words remember the passing year. Anyone want to say thank you to the old year? (gives an opportunity for those who wish to speak)

Seeing off old year,

Let everyone pour themselves a drink

As a reward, as much as he wants,

But please note that we have

The magic hour is ahead

Wish fulfillment, by the way.

You can make wishes in different ways. Many people believe that desires need to be backed up with money. Let's check to what extent your wishes will be fulfilled next year. In our New Year's fortune teller, as in life, everything depends on you. Anyone can make an airplane out of any banknote. We launch airplanes from the starting line. Those who fly farthest have more chances next year.

(prizes are awarded to the losers).

New Year's Party Host:

And I offer the winner to play New Year's intellectual game"Who wants to become Santa Claus's best friend."

Attention, question 1. The birthplace of Russian Father Frost is the city:

A) Velikiye Luki.

B) Great Torment.

C) Great Iron.

D) Veliky Ustyug.

(Choose the correct answer)

Question 2. Who does Santa Claus usually come to the holiday with?

A) With guards.

B) With girlfriends.

C) With a lawyer.

D) With my granddaughter.

Question 3. How do they call Father Frost in Russia?

A) By phone number 01.

Consider it a rehearsal. Now we are ready to meet Santa Claus. Moreover, he is with us best friend. (presents the prize)

No matter how old we may seem to ourselves, everyone has faith in Santa Claus. And, surprisingly, the older and more significant we become, the easier it is to shout to him. That is, if in childhood we called for him three times, now we just need to ring, pay, whisper: “Santa Claus!” - and he’s already here. Do you hear him hovering under the door? Well, shall we whisper?

Father Frost:

Hey, hey, honest people,

New Year is approaching!

May he come to you with goodness

And with a smile in every home!

May health and success

New Year brings for everyone!

Snow Maiden:

And to make your dreams come true in the New Year,

We need to have a big round dance!

(All guests dance around the tree)

Snow Maiden:

Our christmas tree, of course, magical. And if you touch its thorns and make a wish, it will certainly come true.

And my desire is to see all of you in good mood. Therefore, I propose to organize a “Christmas Bazaar” competition for adults at our New Year’s party. We all love to decorate the Christmas tree, and now I invite those sitting at the tables to briefly become teams of designers who will have to decorate the Christmas tree using what is at hand. Choose yourself to be the Christmas tree handsome man at your table.

(Snegurochka sums up the results of the competition).

Snow Maiden:

If you dance, be healthy!

Who's ready for the battle of choirs?

Let's check which table is the most singing. I propose to hold a “Battle of the Choirs” competition. Themes: “Winter”, “New Year”. The companies take turns performing one verse and chorus of winter songs. (the best teams or all are awarded.)

Father Frost:

It is customary to give gifts on New Year's Day. I have a gift in this box. And the one who guesses what it is will receive it.

(Those present ask questions that require a “yes” or “no” answer. For example: “Is it round?”, “Is it edible?”, etc. The one who guesses correctly receives a gift.)

Father Frost:

Not everyone received gifts today,

But everything is still ahead.

And each gift has its own New Year's gift

He can find it under the tree!

Snow Maiden:

Your cherished desires

Let them come true in the New Year.

And your happiness will certainly

Each of you will find it.

Even if the tasks are not easy

You decide as soon as possible,

May luck smile on you

And everything in life will be okay!

There is not much time until the New Year. Let's spend it in such a way that it will be remembered for a long time!

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New Year's script

1 part of the feast

(a melody sounds, presenters come to the microphone)

Presenter 1:

There are many wonderful holidays,

Everyone takes their turn.

But the kindest holiday in the world,

Most best holiday- New Year!

Presenter 2:

He comes along the snowy road,

Round dance of snowflakes.

Mysterious and strict beauty

Fills the heart New Year!

Presenter 1:

He gives us faith in a good chance,

On the first day and on a new turn,

Helps you become better

Happy New Year to everyone in the world!

Presenter 2:

Louder laughter and joyful hugs,

And flies from all latitudes of the earth

Clock chime. We are all each other's brothers!

There is a holiday on the planet - New Year!

In chorus:

Happy New Year!

Presenter 1:

And we propose to raise the first glass to the outgoing old year!

Presenter 2:

Pour champagne into glasses

And together we drink everything to the dregs!

We raise a toast to the old year,

Let's all have a drink with you, friends!

(they drink the first glass, have a snack, a song sounds)

Presenter 1:

And now, before the next toast, we would like to introduce you to the Charter of our evening, with its rules, which we hope you will all strictly adhere to great pleasure fulfill.


Presenter 2:

Rule 1:

Play and sing in your favorite hall,

This is why you were called here!

Presenter 1:

Rule 2:

Today we will forgive all mistakes, but not the lack of a smile!

Presenter 2:

Rule 3:

Dance seven times, rest once!

Presenter 1:

Rule 4:

We'll send the boring ones back,

You can be bored at home, completely free!

Presenter 2:

Rule 5:

Entrance to our evening is free, but exit from the hall requires tickets signed by the hosts of the evening. The price of an exit ticket is 42 smiles, 1000 hand claps, 5000 dance movements.

Presenter 1:

And now that you are familiar with the rules of the evening, we can move on to its main part - friendly congratulations and wishes - because on the eve of the New Year they sound especially exciting.

Presenter 2:

Our chef has prepared words of congratulations and wishes for you, a word for him for New Year's greetings!

(the director makes a toast)

Presenter 1:

We pour all the alcohol into glasses,

And together we drink to the bottom again.

We raise a glass to the director's toast,

Please note that there is more than one glass waiting for you today!

Presenter 2:

In this regard, I would like to give you the following instructions:

Drink, laugh, have fun,

But know moderation in everything.

Drink so that New Year

Didn't cause you any trouble.

To Santa Claus

He didn’t take me to the sobering-up station!

(drink and eat)

Presenter 1:

Dear friends! Continue to eat, but we ask you not only to eat, but also to listen to us very carefully.

Presenter 2:

And we will introduce you to some interesting pages stories related to New Year's celebrations.

Presenter 1:

The custom of meeting New Year on the night of January 1 was introduced in Rus' in 1700. Before New Year met on September 1st. And we owe the New Year’s fun to Peter I. It was he who began to hold cheerful winter assemblies with fireworks in the winter night sky, and he came up with the idea of ​​decorating houses and gates with pine branches.

Presenter 2:

And the custom of decorating a Christmas tree for the holiday appeared later in European countries. The Christmas tree was first decorated in the first half of the 17th century in Alsace. Then it was German territory, now it is part of France.

We chose this particular tree because it was believed that the tree has magical power and its needles protect from evil. In addition, the Christmas tree is evergreen, which means it brings long life and health to people.

At that time, the Christmas tree was decorated with paper roses. Glass toys it began to be decorated only in the middle of the 19th century. Where Christmas trees do not grow, other trees are decorated.

For example, in Vietnam, a peach replaces the Christmas tree; in Japan, bamboo and plum branches are added to pine branches.

By the middle of the 19th century, the Christmas tree became famous in Russia.

Presenter 1:

Nose October revolution the tradition of celebrating the New Year at a decorated Christmas tree was consigned to oblivion, as a bourgeois holiday contrary to the worker-peasant worldview. And only in the mid-30s, New Year’s holidays were revived again in our country and the Christmas tree was no longer considered a “bourgeois prejudice.”

Presenter 2:

And today the tree is again the main participant New Year's holiday in any home.

The Christmas tree came for our holiday. Here she is, in front of you - beautiful, elegant. And now we invite everyone to sing together in honor of our green guest a song that we all know well from childhood.

Presenter 1:

But the words to this song will be different - taking into account the fact that, unfortunately, we are all no longer children.

The words of the New Year's song about the Christmas tree for adults are on your tables. Take them in your hands, put them on, if you need glasses, gather your spirit and thoughts. And with feeling, lyrically, sometimes nostalgically, we sing a song about a Christmas tree!

(a song about a Christmas tree is sung)

The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree,

She grew up in the forest.

We sing, remembering our youth,

And youth has passed.

We no longer believe in fairy tales,

New Year's dreams.

And Santa Claus presents,

It doesn't bring us any.

We sang about the Christmas tree,

Every New Year.

And even though we've grown old,

But the Christmas tree lives.

Thank you, little Christmas tree,

That you were with us.

And a lot, a lot of joy,

Brought to us in life.


Presenter 1:

Well done! With the first task for children of age kindergarten you did well. We hope that our next tasks will not take you by surprise.

Presenter 2:

And remember that...

Those who will be more fun

Today in this room.

We will reward such people

Good prizes.

Presenter 1:

Happy New Year with a new happiness,

With new joy to you all.

Let it ring today

Songs, music and laughter!

It is for this that we propose to raise the next toast!

(drink and eat)

Presenter 1:

There is a legend. Once upon a time under New Year Buddha called the animals and promised to reward them. 12 animals came to him: a mouse, a buffalo, a tiger, a rabbit, a dragon, a snake, a horse, a sheep, a monkey, a rooster, a dog, and a boar.

All these animals received “possession” for a year.

Presenter 2:

The Eastern horoscope believes that people born in the year of any animal receive the traits and character of that animal. And now we would like to check this.

To do this, we ask all those who were born in the year we are about to meet to come to us - the year of the dog.

(people born in the year of the dog come to the middle)

Presenter 1:

According to eastern horoscope those born in the year of the Dog are the most...

(a competition is being held. If there are a lot of “dogs”, then not everyone can be involved in the competition, but only 3-4 people. The winner needs to be awarded a prize. Prizes can also be awarded to other participants in this competition.)

Presenter 2:

Now we will test the intelligence of our “dogs”. And we will do it this way: while you are filling the glasses, the “dogs” will have to come up with words of congratulations for you and offer us the next toast.

(words of congratulations and a toast to the “dogs”)

Presenter 1:

New Year- it's time for wishes to come true. These wishes can be very different, but we all want the coming year to be more joyful and happy.

In anticipation of a miracle, we read various horoscopes to find out what the stars tell us about the coming day. After all, a person is designed in such a way that he always wants to know about his past, present and future. This need especially increases on New Year's Eve.

And now we want to satisfy your curiosity.

Astrologer :

Only now, and only once, can you find out about your future fate.

One of you just has to gild my pen, and I will give you an accurate forecast about your future.

Presenter 2:

Dear colleagues, friends, ladies and gentlemen, I invite everyone present to make a wish. Did you make a wish?

Now look at the back of your chair, there is a number there. Have you looked?

Remember it, since the fulfillment of your desire will largely determine it.

Astrologer :

Having remembered the number that you got, remember the wish you made, and listen carefully to the forecast about whether your wish will come true or not.

Raise your hand who got the number 1.

Remember, you need to act boldly, decisively, riskily, assertively. All this is required to fulfill your desire. It can come true, but for this you will have to fight.

Astrologer :

Number 2: Your wish will come true, which will undoubtedly bring you joy and a feeling of fullness of life. Moreover, nothing will interfere with the fulfillment of your desire.

Astrologer :

Number 3: Stands for a clear “no.” The forecast advises you to refuse decisive action and not try to overcome circumstances. Nothing good will come of this.

Astrologer :

Number 4: The time has not yet come to fulfill your desire. You have to wait, and then perhaps it will come true.

Astrologer :

Number 5: Indicates that you have every chance of getting what you want. This figure inspires hope, predicts success, promises good conditions to fulfill the plan.

Astrologer :

But if you gild my pen again, then perhaps the forecast will be more favorable.

Astrologer :

Number 7: Number of luck. But don't interpret it as a definite "yes" to your question. The forecast suggests that to fulfill your desire you will be given a wide range of opportunities, and extremely favorable ones.

You will take full advantage of them if you show the will and moderate your conceit.

Astrologer :

Number 8: What you wished for may come true, but provided that in achieving what you want, you do not act headlong, spontaneously. The voice of reason will give you the exact answer. Gossip and intrigue can interfere with your plans.

Astrologer :

Number 9: This is “yes”, and the wish will be fulfilled without any effort. The forecast for you is such that there will be no obstacles to you on the way to achieving what you want.

(then the presenter selects 2-3 people from among those who thought of the number 9 and invites them to the microphone)


Presenter 2:

(guests talk about their desires)

Presenter 1:

If you are lucky today, may you be lucky in everything. Therefore, the following words of congratulations to your colleagues and a toast are yours.

(congratulations and toast to those who, according to the forecast, will come true)

Presenter 1:

We have issued for the coming year

Yes and for future years

More accurate than the Weather Bureau

Forecast on the topic “What awaits you”?

Good luck, joy, happiness await you,

Fun, laughter, smiles, light!

In short, bad weather

Not in our forecast for you!

Presenter 2:

Presenter 1:

Let’s raise this toast to ensure that all happy predictions, hopes, dreams and wishes come true!”

Presenter 2:

This is worth not only raising your glasses to, but also drinking them to the bottom!

(drink and eat)

Presenter 1:

And now it's time for another test. To do this, we invite one representative from each to come to the microphones. structural unit our team.

(representatives come to the microphone)

Presenter 2:

Dear friends, now you will all take part in a poetry competition. After all, every person is a poet at heart, even if he cannot come up with a single rhyme.

Presenter 1:

Don't be afraid, the poems have already been composed for you, you just need to come up with them the last word. We will read poetry, and you name this word. Whoever names the words in rhyme faster, better and more will be the winner.

Are the terms of the competition clear? Then let's start:

To do makeup

Acquired by a beauty...(trellis)

Nudist club as an application

Accepts thrown….(swim trunks)

I made all the girls fall in love with me at some point

Rybnikov in the comedy...(Girls)

One can and many jars

The thrush is taking her to... (market)

A milk carton burst

I flooded my trousers and...(jacket)

One blond guy wrote this for fun:

In the column, country of birth...(Angola)

Tell me, darling frankly,

Was it on your part... (betrayal)

In Lukomorye the cat decided

That he is local...(racketeer, rowdy, guard)

Grand stage and screen -

Italian...(Celentano)

Once upon a time new faith light

Lighted the Arabs... (Muhammad)

Scarier and more dangerous than a mine

For mountain climbers…(peak)

Publications are kept by the library

And dominoes and cards... (toy library)

I, as a karateka, will not calm down,

If they don’t give me a black one... (belt)

Both halves have already expired,

And on the scoreboard it’s still... (zeros)

To the sumo champion for the load

It's good to have a big...(belly)

The sports elite is happy

Another one is coming again...(Olympics)

The wolf, after watching football, finally decided:

“Like me, they are also fed...(legs).”

The peak was almost conquered,

But a snow (avalanche) got in the way.

Presenter 2:

The calculation showed that he won this competition.... He is awarded a prize and the honorable right to say words of congratulations and the next toast.

(congratulations and toast to the winner of the competition)

Presenter 1:

We laughed a lot and joked a lot,

But we completely forgot about one thing.

Who will say: what awaits us ahead, friends?

Who should come to the holiday immediately?

(those sitting at the table shout that these are Father Frost and Snow Maiden)

Presenter 2:

You are right, of course these are Father Frost and the Snow Maiden, without whom not a single New Year's Eve is complete.

But in order for them to come to us for the holiday, we must invite them. Considering that Santa Claus is already old, you need to call them together, and as loudly as possible.

(those sitting at the table shout “Grandfather Frost, Snow Maiden” several times)

Presenter 1:

With wind, blizzard and snow

Gray-haired Santa Claus rushes with the young Snow Maiden.

Meet Father Frost and Snow Maiden!

(only one Snow Maiden appears in a very modern outfit)

Snow Maiden :

So...everything is already assembled, but for some reason my grandfather is not there yet.

Where's my cell phone? I need to call.

(takes out a regular phone from his bag)

Hello, is this the Zarya company? What? Not Zarya, why are you picking up the phone then? What? Did I dial the wrong number? Don't fool me! Look for "Zarya"!

I dialed the number and will wait. So don’t drag your feet and give me Zarya.

Hello "Zarya"? Snow Maiden says. What do I want? I want to ask, who will I be working with today?

How to work where? At an evening with the staff of the College of Economics.

Where are they? Yes, they are sitting at the table, staring at me with all their eyes, as if they had never seen the Snow Maiden.

What? Will you send Santa Claus now? Why not Santa Claus? I'm somehow already tired of Santa Clauses.

What? Santa Clauses only for currency and everything is in great demand? Damn it, I didn’t have time again!

Well, okay, okay, let's at least have Santa Claus, but not quite the ancient one.

(Addresses those sitting at the table)

Wait a little, now my grandfather will dust himself off, and we will powder your brains. That is, we will entertain.

(Father Frost comes out, also dressed in a modern outfit)


Father Frost :

We haven't met for a whole year.

I missed you.

I would hug you all today

On this New Year's holiday.

Yes, I'm afraid there won't be enough hands...

Snow Maiden :

My grandfather is still that beetle!

Hey Frost, don't get carried away

Mind your own business.

Let's congratulate people

I want to drink quickly!

Father Frost :

New Year is knocking on the window,

Congratulations people!

Along a snowy path

I arrived at the desired hour.

I gave you blizzards as a gift,

Wind, sun and frost,

And the resinous smell of spruce,

And a whole cartload of hope.

Happy New Year to you friends,

Congratulations on the Christmas tree! I!

Snow Maiden :

Happy New Year,

We wish you a lot of happiness,

And we want it on the Christmas tree,

Instead of holiday animals,

There were many different

Half-liter bubbles.

To make Santa Claus smile,

Half-drunk, squinting my eyes,

The most delicious, the sweetest

I treated you to champagne.

Father Frost :

We wish you clear skies

And crystal air,

Twelve months of spring

And nothing sad!

Snow Maiden :

Happy New Year,

We wish you happiness and joy!

Father Frost :

Everyone who is single should get married,

To everyone who is in a quarrel - make peace,

Forget about grievances.

Snow Maiden :

Everyone who is sick - become healthy,

Bloom and rejuvenate.

Everyone who is skinny should become fatter

Too fat - lose weight.

Father Frost :

Too smart - become simpler,

Narrow-minded people need to wise up.

Snow Maiden :

To all gray hairs - to darken,

So that the hair on the top of the head becomes thicker,

like Siberian forests!

Father Frost :

For songs, for dancing

They never stopped talking.


In chorus :

Happy New Year! Happy New Year!

May trouble pass you by!

(raises a toast to the New Year)

Father Frost :

You've known me for a long time

We are old friends.

You meet at the holiday

Not the first year for me.

I'm a winter prankster grandfather

Naughty beyond his years

And so that the holiday is a success

I'll set the tone for him!

(a dance melody is played, performed by Father Frost, Snow Maiden and the guests whom they invite to be their partners)

Father Frost :

You've been waiting for this day for a long time,

Haven't seen each other for a whole year.

Stand up, friends,

All faster in a round dance.

With song, dance and fun

Let's celebrate the New Year together!

(they lift all the guests from the table in a round dance around the tree)

Snow Maiden :

So that on a big holiday

It's more fun

We will walk in a round dance

Let's sing a song together.

(round dance around the tree)

(block of dances and competitions)


Presenter 1:

We played and had fun

And they did a great job

It was hard for all of us

It took us a lot of energy.

I need to rest a little

And eat at least a little.

(invite everyone to the table)

Part 2 of the feast

Presenter 1:

The postman goes to the neighbors again,

How rarely news sometimes comes to us.

But they say that on New Year's Eve

The hearts of relatives are always together.

Presenter 2:

New Year- a family holiday. Therefore, today we are celebrating him among our colleagues, and tomorrow we will celebrate the New Year among our family and friends. Those who love and appreciate us no matter what.

Presenter 1:

So let's raise a glass to all our family and friends, and all together say such simple, but such exciting words that we say to each other only once a year: “Happy New Year to you! With new happiness!".

(everyone says these words in unison)

Presenter 2:

For the happiness of our family, loved ones, and friends, we offer to drink a glass to the bottom. And then, no matter what the distance is between you and the people dear to you, your hearts will always be together.

(drink, eat)

Presenter 1:

And now we invite you to sing with us. Pay attention to the words of the song that are on your table. Let's try to do it all together.

(song performed to the tune of “Call me with you”)

Again from me the wind of good hopes

takes you away

Without leaving us even a shadow in return,

and he won't ask

Maybe we want to stay with you,

With yellow autumn leaves,

Happy summer dream.

Chorus:

But it comes New Year,

And the evil nights go away

We'll meet you again,

Whatever the path prophesies for us.

We will come to where you are

Draw the sun in the sky

Where are the broken dreams

They regain the power of heights.

The old year passed like a shadow

in the crowd of passers-by.

The last day will end

and you come.

You will give us joy without harboring resentment.

And loving as before,

we meet you again.

Chorus:

But New Year comes

And the evil nights go away

We'll meet you again

Whatever the path prophesies for us

We will come to where you are

Draw the sun in the sky

Where are the broken dreams

They regain the power of heights.

Presenter 1:

After such a soulful song, I came up with a toast.

Presenter 2:

Presenter 1:

Let us raise this toast so that our dreams always gain the power of heights. And may the New Year give us only joyful days!

Presenter 2:

To the chime of the clock, to the sounds of the waltz

We wish you again for the New Year,

Raise a glass to peace and happiness,

Hope, faith and love!

(raises a toast)

(astrologer performs comic fortune telling)

Presenter 1:

And now, dear friends, colleagues, let’s warm up a little.

I suggest, without leaving the table, to play one ancient game, “FANTS”.

For a whole year you have been carrying out all sorts of orders from your immediate superiors, and now please carry out my, comic orders.

To simplify everything, we have already prepared forfeits. And everyone I ask about this now pulls out one piece of paper and completes the task that is written on it.

(He approaches those sitting at the table and asks them to take a forfeit. Everyone who takes a forfeit immediately completes the task.)

Tasks for forfeits :

1. Apologize to your neighbor and gain his (her) forgiveness

2. Kiss your neighbor (neighbor).

3. Explain to your deaf neighbor that you are very hungry.

4. Have a brotherhood drink with your neighbor.

5. Depict the flight of an eagle

6. Crow three times

7. Give (if you can) something to your neighbors.

8. Draw a picture of a child lost at the station.

9. Compliment your colleagues.

10. Solemnly say the phrase “I’ve been sitting at the table and drinking for four days.”

11. Depict how you eat last year’s cracker.

12. Shout out in a scandalous voice: “I’m not just anyone, I’m decent!”

13. Sing your favorite song.

14. Express your love to your neighbor with your eyes or facial expressions

15. Try to persuade your neighbor to drink wine or vodka.

16. Offer a toast and wish everyone a Happy New Year.

Presenter 2:

Who do you think coped with the task, i.e., fulfilling the order better than anyone?

(Everyone chooses the most efficient colleague).

Presenter 1:

He is awarded the title of “the most efficient in college”, given a prize and given the opportunity to wish everyone a Happy New Year!

(congratulations and toast to the winner of the game of forfeits))

Presenter 2:

And now we again invite representatives from different tables to the microphone.

(3-4 representatives come out)

Presenter 1:

You will sing with us now. Each of you will try to remember a verse of songs about New Year, about winter, snow, blizzards and frosts - and begins to sing this verse. Those sitting at his table can sing along.

The conditions of the competition are clear, then we begin the song competition.

Dear viewers, only once, while traveling from Paris to Moscow, the best soloists of the La Scala Opera House will sing for you!

(a competition is held, the winner is determined, he is awarded a prize and given the floor for congratulations and a toast)

(words of congratulations and toast to the winner of the song competition)

Presenter 2:

In the days filled with New Year's worries, we still find time to look back at the path we have traveled and fix our gaze on tomorrow, an even more joyful and happy day. And therefore, today, on the eve of the New Year, I would like to conduct a small sociological survey of colleagues who came to the New Year's holiday.

(asks questions to people sitting at the table)

What good has the past year brought you?

What dreams and hopes do you have for the upcoming New Year?

How are you planning to celebrate the New Year holidays?

What would you like to wish your colleagues?

Presenter 1:

And now I ask everyone who just took part in the microphone to come to the microphone sociological survey and answered our questions so brilliantly.

(survey participants come out and are given the floor for congratulations and a toast)

(congratulations and toast from the sociological survey participants)

Presenter 2:

Listen, (addressing 1 presenter) I want to tell you a funny story.

One Jew is asked: “Rabinovich, why do you look so haggard? You don’t have a face.”

“You see, I came to the hippodrome today, it was full of people. And at that time my shoelace came undone. I bent down to tie it, and suddenly someone put a saddle on my back.”

"So what"?

"Nothing. Came third."

Presenter 1:

After listening to your story, I realized that we probably need to announce a competition for the best joke. A prize awaits the most original storyteller.

(a competition of jokes is held, a prize is awarded to the winner and he is given the right to congratulate his colleagues and make the next toast)

(toast from the winner of the joke competition)

Presenter 1:

Good luck, without promising, I hope that the New Year


It will save you all from sorrows and unforeseen worries.

I still hope for something else, and I believe in it fervently,

That happiness awaits you all like never before.

(a toast is offered in a circle)

Presenter 2:

Dancing and games, songs and jokes

Games and dancing again and again

You've all had a little rest already

We invite you to dance again.

(block of dances and competitions)

Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with bows and arrows come out to do their job. An unusual scene where the participant will need to go down to the auditorium.

The plot is this: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to throw the men into the auditorium and enjoy the scene to the fullest.

This skit can be staged on March 8th and on a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. All, of course, with humor.

A skit for March 8, in which men will joke about typical feminine things. This sketch will be a good addition to the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.

It’s difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everything is decided a daunting task- what to give?! This is exactly what we joke about in this scene.

This sketch can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate event at a beauty salon or store. Everyone wants to laugh at stereotypical approaches to female beauty.

Imagine that car designers finally decided to create an all-female car. And even give it to women on March 8th. You understand that this scene is very funny.

A scene for a birthday or anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. For the joy of the birthday boy and for the amusement of the guests.

Another humorous sketch on the topic of finding a gift for a birthday. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems completely unsolvable. Both the guests and the birthday boy recognize themselves in this story.

By the way, this scene is also suitable for an anniversary. From five to 10 people can participate in it. The more, the more fun the scene will be.

Sketch about school, studying

From the title of the skit it is already clear that it is the most school-themed one. The plot is this: the school director calls a meeting to prepare educational institution to the arrival of strict inspection.

It’s always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty or fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you will get a good scene for a school concert.

We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This sketch will look natural in a concert on the occasion of the last bell or graduation at school. It can be played by both teachers and students.

Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov quit his TV shows and began working as a literature teacher. In the skit we tried to show what his lesson would look like.

Imagine that, due to the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders from all countries of the world in one of the children's health camps. The skit is also good because it is popular, but everyone doesn’t need to learn the words.

New Year's scenes

Dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is like this: Santa Claus reads the letters of the children and is completely disappointed in them.

Scenario for a New Year's party for primary schoolchildren. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Father Frost and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!

Sketch-dialogues for two presenters New Year's Eve. They will help out your concert and connect even the most disparate numbers with each other. The jokes are light, funny, New Year's jokes.

Anything can happen during the New Year holidays. The skit is about exactly this: the artistic director gives a scolding to the artists who performed at children's New Year's matinees. A sketch in the spirit of a Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.

A new, up-to-date scenario for a children's New Year's party. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier of Pyaterochka, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new year 2019 - Pig.

The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been transferred to the walls of an ordinary office. The scene is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department is asked to stage a skit, take it and don’t suffer.

The plot of the sketch is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predicting the New Year for office employees. As you understand, you can weave all your intra-office joys and current events into the scene. Success on New Year's corporate party guaranteed!

Let's go back three hundred years and imagine how Russia switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do this in the form funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.

Current New Year's scene on school theme. About how difficult it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.

The plot of the scene is this: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for training Santa Clauses. How can they do without preparation?! You can show such a scene at KVN and at the New Year’s concert.