Riddle about 2 chairs and chiseled peaks. Does the question about two chairs have any deep meaning, or is it just a prison riddle
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Prison riddles
A collection of prison riddles that are asked to the newcomer to the cell. In certain places, based on your answer, your further fate may happen. Usually, such riddles are given to beginners for fun, but the riddles themselves and the answers to them will make it clear to you what applies to you will be based on answers. Try to give at least a couple of them the correct answer.
1.TWO CHAIRS (CLASSICS):
There are two chairs, on one the peaks are sharpened, on the other x * and d * chen, which one will you sit on, which mother will you sit on?
2. FORK:
Head-on question: With a fork in the eye or f * n times?
3. SOAP OR BREAD?
What will you eat - soap from the table or bread from the bucket?
4.OUR BOTTLE:
They break the bottle and say: "Zashey." What will you do?
5. PUT A MAN IN PRISON FOR 9 YEARS:
They put the man in prison for strict 9 years. One day, the godfather (head of the prison) says to him, if you solve the riddle for 9 years, I will let you go, well, the man agreed and the head says:
The word of 9 letters, is in every home, ends in "zor", but not TV. The man thought he thought for a long 9 years and did not guess. He served his 9 years, comes home, enters the house and sees this object and dies of a heart attack.
TWO CHAIRS (CLASSIC): There are two chairs, on one the peaks are sharpened, on the other x * and d * chens, which one will you sit on, which mother will you sit on?
Answer:I’ll take sharpened peaks, cut down x * and d * cheny, I’ll sit down myself and plant my mother.
Answer #2:I myself will sit on the peaks, I will put my mother on her knees.
PARACHUTE:
You are flying on a parachute, on the right - the forest hu * v, on the left - the sea of gov * a. Where will you sit down?Answer:In every forest there is a glade, and in every sea there is an island.
Head-on question: With a fork in the eye or f * n times?
Answer:And there are no forks in the zone.
Answer #2:I don't see one-eyed people here.
SOAP OR BREAD?
What will you eat - soap from the table or bread from the bucket?
Answer:The table is not a soap box, the bucket is not a breadbasket.
ABOUT SUGAR:
You and Kent are walking through the Sahara desert. At a distance of a hundred kilometers there is neither housing nor settlements, no one and nothing but sand. Suddenly creeps out poisonous snake, rushes at Kent and bites him for x * d. What are you going to do?Answer:If the Kent has a prick above the knee, then the snake will not reach. If it is lower, then he will suck himself.
FOOTBALL: Draw a football goal on the wall and a ball on the floor. They say to score a goal. What will you do?
Answer:Ask for a pass.
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BROOM:
They give you a broom in your hands and say: "Play something on the guitar." What will you do?Answer:Give the broom with the words “And you set it up first” YOUR BOTTLE:
They break the bottle and say: "Zashey." What will you do?
Answer:Ask to be turned inside out.
THEY HAVE PUT A MAN IN PRISON FOR 9 YEARS:
They put the man in prison for strict 9 years. One day, the godfather (head of the prison) says to him, if you solve the riddle for 9 years, I will let you go, well, the man agreed and the head says:
The word of 9 letters, is in every home, ends in "zor", but not TV. The man thought he thought for a long 9 years and did not guess. He served his 9 years, comes home, enters the house and sees this object and dies of a heart attack.
Answer:TV set. The question is not about what the jailer thought, but about the subject, about the cat. The man first heard from the jailer (TV), and then saw at home. And if you read the condition, you can understand it
There are two chairs — prison mystery, which has become a meme about a difficult choice, in which none of the two options is ideal.
Origin
The complete task is as follows: There are two chairs, on one the peaks are sharpened, on the other the dicks are jerked off, which one will you sit on, which mother will you sit on?
Answer: I'll take sharpened peaks, cut down jerked dicks, I'll sit down myself and put my mother in jail.
Answer number 2: I myself will sit on the peaks, I will put my mother on her knees.
The riddle belongs to prison folklore and is integral part spontaneously formed rite of initiation, according to a simple "registration". A new prisoner had to pass a test and not get sick in order to earn the right to be among other prisoners.
In 2010, this and other elements of prison jargon made their way onto the Nulchan imageboard, giving rise to a phenomenon that would later be called "Vorovach". The threads of those times were full of criminal jargon, prison concepts, gop culture and other criminal topics. In memory of that period, one of the brightest memes about two chairs has been preserved in Runet.
Meaning
The phrase "There are two chairs" (that's right, without continuation) can often be heard in situations where a person faces a difficult choice and neither of the two options suits him. At the same time, many do not even know where the phraseologism came from, but simply use it as the beginning for a monologue.
Also, this meme can often be heard or seen as a reaction to someone's questionable activity. The person to whom the phrase is addressed usually either rushes between two opposing camps (opinions), or secretly advocates for two opposing sides.
Prison riddles This prison game is a well-known registration, it is used to frighten the green convicts even earlier, even in the pre-trial detention cells in the police, where there is always an experienced or just talkative and willing to scare neighbor. Usually, such riddles are given to beginners for fun, but the riddles themselves and the answers to them will make it clear to you what applies to you will be based on the answers. From prison games do not refuse. Try to give at least a couple of them the correct answer. Two chairs (classic): There are two chairs, on one the peaks are sharpened, on the other x * and d * chens, which one will you sit on, which mother will you sit on? Answer: I’ll take sharpened peaks, cut down x * and d * cheny, I’ll sit down myself and plant my mother. Answer number 2: I myself will sit on the peaks, I will put my mother on her knees. Parachute: You are flying on a parachute, on the right - the forest hu * in, on the left - the sea of gov * a. Where will you sit down? Answer: In every forest there is a glade, and in every sea there is an island. Pit: You fell into a pit. There is a pie and x * d in the pit. What will you eat, what will you shove in your *op? Answer: I'll take a pie and get out of the pit. * opa or mother? Answer: F * pa is not given, the mother is not for sale. Fork: Question on the forehead: With a fork in the eye or f * n times? Answer: There are no forks in the zone. Answer number 2: I don’t see one-eyed people here. Soap or bread? What will you eat - soap from the table or bread from the bucket? Answer: The table is not a soapbox, the bucket is not a breadbasket. About the Sahara: You and Kent are walking through the Sahara desert. At a distance of a hundred kilometers there is no housing, no settlements, no one and nothing but sand. Suddenly, a poisonous snake crawls out, rushes at the Kent and bites him for x * d. What are you going to do? Answer: If the Kent has a prick above the knee, then the snake will not reach. If below - then he will suck. Answer number 2: Today is a kent, and tomorrow a cop. About the train: You are on a train, chained to levers, you can turn them either to the left or to the right. There is a fork ahead - on the right, the mother is tied to a pole, on the left, there are ten Kents. Where will you turn, who will you crush? Answer: Kents today, cops tomorrow. The answer to all the riddles above is: Wake up. About the bones: The convict is sitting on the shkonar, they open the feeder and give gruel, dry bread. In the morning they open the feeder again and see the bones. Question: where do the bones come from if the prisoner is alive? Answer: Dice. About roosters: There were two roosters, one was fucked before dinner, and the other after dinner, who was worse off? Answer: Who has it worse.
In addition to such riddles, citizens of prisoners can also offer a newcomer a series of tests for quick wit and ingenuity.
Football: Draw a football goal on the wall and a ball on the floor. They say to score a goal. What will you do? Answer: Ask for a pass. Broom: They give you a broom and say: "Play something on the guitar." What will you do? Answer: Give back the broom with the words “And you set it up first.” Seize the bottle: They break the bottle and say: “Sew”. What will you do? Answer: Ask to turn inside out. Button accordion: They ask you to play the battery, like the button accordion. What will you do? Answer: Ask to inflate the furs. Pilots and miners: Who will you be? - ask the newcomer. Both are unknown and incomprehensible. Well, a miner, he replies. Then crawl under the racks, there is a face, collect coal. He crawls, wiping dust and dirt under the bunks. Get out. Now who will you be? Well, probably better as a pilot, he says. He is blindfolded with a towel. Which rack will you fly from - from the bottom or from the top? they ask him. Scared if he says - from the bottom. But he has already heard and understands that the main thing is not to show himself to be a coward under any circumstances. From the top, he replies. Will you fall on dominoes or on chess set? they ask him. When you stand blindfolded, you obviously get a very vivid picture of how you fly flat from two meters to the points of the placed figures. It’s bad if a newcomer chooses dominoes: they will force him to fall down, and the registration will begin to tighten. If he overcomes himself and calmly says: to chess, there will be another three minutes of fear and nothing more. While the figures are being arranged, while they are being put on the bunk, and the most terrible seconds are when you have to fly off it yourself - fall down blindly with your whole body. Twitching sharply - it was not - he flops, expecting a sharp pain, but falls on a stretched blanket. Pain Resistance: A novice may be challenged to compete with an old-timer in pain resistance. Both of them are blindfolded (first an old-timer), they are seated on both sides of the table, and the beginner's scrotum, he feels this with horror, is tightened with a thin rope, the end of which - as they explain to him - is given into the hands of an opponent. And he is given the end of the same tied rope. Start - strictly on command. He quickly pulls on the rope, feels unbearable pain, screams and pulls harder, but the pain is even worse, and he almost loses consciousness, because he is pulling himself - the rope is simply thrown around the table. They untie his eyes and watch how he reacted to the bullying. Bus: Beginner, gets on all fours, and someone heavier climbs on his back. Go! A beginner walks two or three meters, then the space that is usually in the cell stops to turn around and rest. The rider-passenger asks him which stop. Observing the tone of the game, the beginner calls some. Let's go further! This will last until he guesses to say: the final stop. Stargazer: A novice stargazer crawls under a padded jacket and must, through its sleeve stretched upwards - a telescope - count loudly the stars drawn on paper - he clearly sees them through the sleeve, as through a pipe. At this time, a basin suddenly pours onto him through his sleeve. cold water- a basin for washing, called Alyonka for some reason, is always in the cell. How will the newcomer react to this, crawling out wet under the general laughter of others? Do you respect me? Do you respect me? - asks one of the old-timers. Yes! - the newcomer is ready to answer. Then drink a glass of water to my health. He drinks. Do you respect me? - asks the second. Then a mug for me. And in the cell, as a rule, more than a dozen people. After three or four cups it becomes torture. Guess, newbie, on the second or third cup, guess to say that you respect everyone and drink the last one for general health. For the information provided in open form we just ask you to SUBSCRIBE to
We now live in a time when you can be behind bars overnight, for example, for reposting a picture on Vkontakte.
And getting into the cell, there is a very high probability that the "first mover" will undergo various tests in order to subject him to lice. One of these tests are riddles, which you must be able to answer correctly.
So let's remember!
Two chairs (classic):
There are two chairs, on one the peaks are sharpened, on the other the dicks are jerked off, which one will you sit on, which mother will you sit on?
Answer: I'll take sharpened peaks, cut down jerked dicks, I'll sit down myself and put my mother in jail.
Answer number 2: I myself will sit on the peaks, I will put my mother on her knees.
Parachute:
You're flying on a parachute, on the right - a forest of cocks, on the left - a sea of shit. Where will you sit down?
Answer: In every forest there is a glade, and in every sea there is an island.
Pit:
You fell into a hole. There is a pie and a dick in the pit. What will you eat, what will you put in your ass?
Answer: I'll take a pie and get out of the pit.
Ass or mother?
Will you give in the ass or will you sell your mother?
Answer: The ass is not given, the mother is not for sale.
Fork:
Question on the forehead: A fork in the eye or in the ass again?
Answer: There are no forks in the zone.
Answer number 2: I don’t see one-eyed people here.
Soap or bread?
What do you eat - soap from the table or bread from the bucket?
Answer: The table is not a soapbox, the bucket is not a breadbasket.
About Sahara:
You and Kent are walking through the Sahara desert. At a distance of a hundred kilometers there is no housing, no settlements, no one and nothing but sand. Suddenly, a poisonous snake crawls out, rushes at the Kent and bites his dick. What are you going to do?
Answer: If the Kent has a prick above the knee, then the snake will not reach. If below - then he will suck.
Answer number 2: Today is a kent, and tomorrow a cop.
About the train:
You are on a train chained to levers that can be turned either to the left or to the right. There is a fork ahead - on the right, the mother is tied to a pole, on the left, there are ten Kents. Where will you turn, who will you crush?
Answer: Kents today, cops tomorrow.
The answer to all the riddles above is: Wake up.
About bones:
The convict is sitting on the shkonar, they open the feeder and give a gruel, dry bread. In the morning they open the feeder again and see the bones. Question: where do the bones come from if the prisoner is alive?
Answer: Dice.
About roosters:
There lived two roosters, one fucked before dinner, and the other after dinner, who was worse off?
Answer: Whoever has a point is already worse.
Football:
Draw a football goal on the wall and a ball on the floor. They say to score a goal. What will you do?
Answer: Ask for a pass.
Broom:
They give you a broom in your hands and say: "Play something on the guitar." What will you do?
Answer: Give the broom with the words "And you set the mood first"
Sewing a bottle:
They break the bottle and say: "Zashey." What will you do?
Answer: Ask to turn inside out.
Accordion:
They ask you to play the battery, like an accordion. What will you do?
Answer: Ask to inflate the furs.
P.S. "Kents today, cops tomorrow" means that today they are friends, and tomorrow they will betray.
Prison riddles
A collection of prison riddles that are asked to the newcomer to the cell. In certain places, based on your answer, your further fate may happen. Usually, such riddles are given to beginners for fun, but the riddles themselves and the answers to them will make it clear to you what applies to you will be based on answers. Try to give at least a couple of them the correct answer.
1.TWO CHAIRS (CLASSICS):
There are two chairs, on one the peaks are sharpened, on the other x * and d * chen, which one will you sit on, which mother will you sit on?
2. FORK:
Head-on question: With a fork in the eye or f * n times?
3. SOAP OR BREAD?
What will you eat - soap from the table or bread from the bucket?
4.OUR BOTTLE:
They break the bottle and say: "Zashey." What will you do?
5. PUT A MAN IN PRISON FOR 9 YEARS:
They put the man in prison for strict 9 years. One day, the godfather (head of the prison) says to him, if you solve the riddle for 9 years, I will let you go, well, the man agreed and the head says:
The word of 9 letters, is in every home, ends in "zor", but not TV. The man thought he thought for a long 9 years and did not guess. He served his 9 years, comes home, enters the house and sees this object and dies of a heart attack.
TWO CHAIRS (CLASSIC): There are two chairs, on one the peaks are sharpened, on the other x * and d * chens, which one will you sit on, which mother will you sit on?
Answer:I’ll take sharpened peaks, cut down x * and d * cheny, I’ll sit down myself and plant my mother.
Answer #2:I myself will sit on the peaks, I will put my mother on her knees.
PARACHUTE:
You are flying on a parachute, on the right - the forest hu * v, on the left - the sea of gov * a. Where will you sit down?Answer:In every forest there is a glade, and in every sea there is an island.
Head-on question: With a fork in the eye or f * n times?
Answer:And there are no forks in the zone.
Answer #2:I don't see one-eyed people here.
SOAP OR BREAD?
What will you eat - soap from the table or bread from the bucket?
Answer:The table is not a soap box, the bucket is not a breadbasket.
ABOUT SUGAR:
You and Kent are walking through the Sahara desert. At a distance of a hundred kilometers there is no housing, no settlements, no one and nothing but sand. Suddenly, a poisonous snake crawls out, rushes at the Kent and bites him for x * d. What are you going to do?Answer:If the Kent has a prick above the knee, then the snake will not reach. If it is lower, then he will suck himself.
FOOTBALL: Draw a football goal on the wall and a ball on the floor. They say to score a goal. What will you do?
Answer:Ask for a pass.
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BROOM:
They give you a broom in your hands and say: "Play something on the guitar." What will you do?Answer:Give the broom with the words “And you set it up first” YOUR BOTTLE:
They break the bottle and say: "Zashey." What will you do?
Answer:Ask to be turned inside out.
THEY HAVE PUT A MAN IN PRISON FOR 9 YEARS:
They put the man in prison for strict 9 years. One day, the godfather (head of the prison) says to him, if you solve the riddle for 9 years, I will let you go, well, the man agreed and the head says:
The word of 9 letters, is in every home, ends in "zor", but not TV. The man thought he thought for a long 9 years and did not guess. He served his 9 years, comes home, enters the house and sees this object and dies of a heart attack.
Answer:TV set. The question is not about what the jailer thought, but about the subject, about the cat. The man first heard from the jailer (TV), and then saw at home. And if you read the condition, you can understand it