Wishes on cards for a drunk company. Erotic games for two: there are no losers
Young people play various games and make vulgar wishes to each other as punishment for losing. To have a fun and unforgettable time, you need to know which vulgar wishes to make for a guy and which for a girl. If a girl likes a boy, then in this way you can get closer to your object of adoration and find emotional contact with the guy. For representatives of the opposite sex, this is a great chance to show their wit and win the girl’s affection.
What can you ask girls to perform?
List of vulgar wishes for girls:
- Wear a bra over your regular clothes and walk down the street like that.
- Ask unknown guy several condoms, if he says that he doesn’t have them, tearfully beg him to buy contraceptives at the nearest pharmacy.
- Erotic movements or sexy dance in crowded places.
- Jog to the nearest store in just your underwear.
- Put the girl in an erotic pose and ask her to say some phrase in German.
- Put on a nurse's costume and give the guy artificial respiration.
- Tell a vulgar poem to a stranger.
- Give a compliment on the topic of sexuality to a passing man.
- It is very passionate and erotic to eat a banana while making languid sounds.
- Go out onto the balcony or into the yard when people are passing by and show your breasts.
- A man sits on a chair and places a piece of paper on his lap. The girl must break it without hands, sitting on the guy’s lap.
- Search with passion. The guy needs to hide the bills of different denominations all over the body, and the loser must find all the money.
- Wet a T-shirt or T-shirt and put it on your naked body.
- Cover the guy's belly with whipped cream and lick it off.
- Take an erotic selfie and put it on your VKontakte avatar.
- Put a hickey on a guy's neck.
- Take off your panties and put on a tight dress. Walk like this all day.
- Suck a big lollipop, making erotic movements with your head.
- Get a relaxing massage while wearing only your underwear.
- French kiss your girlfriend.
- Persuade the first guy you meet to sleep with you, and when the young man agrees, slap him in the face and refuse him in a rude manner.
Another desire: call any mobile number and have hot phone sex, introducing yourself as a mysterious stranger.
Dirty questions for a guy
List of vulgar wishes for a boy:
- Dance an erotic dance while wearing women's panties.
- Go out onto the balcony and tell passersby about your sexual fantasies.
- Walk to the store in family shorts and buy condoms there.
- Feelings of the fifth point. You need to prepare various vegetables and fruits, place them one by one on a chair, and the guy must guess their names blindfolded, without touching the vegetables with his hands.
- Go to the pool and swim naked.
- Take raw egg and roll under your trousers from one leg to the other so that the egg remains intact.
- Wear women's stockings and pretend to be a drunk stripper.
- Send an SMS with vulgar content to all numbers on your mobile phone.
- Write a sign “Collecting for condoms” and collect 100 rubles from passers-by.
When choosing a desire, you need to take into account the guy’s age and moral principles so as not to offend young man and not violate his dignity.
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11. Tell a funny joke
12. Name yours main drawback and tell me how you deal with it.
13. Using pantomime, tell about an event known to everyone present.
14. Draw a person in a dentist’s chair.
15. The fant must depict a boiling kettle, a moving train, a flying plane, etc.
16. Use your teeth to remove the candy from the saucer where the flour is poured.
17. A tougher option is to remove the ring with your teeth from the saucer where the sour cream is poured.
18. The phantom must crawl under the table.
19. Take a full glass of water in your hands and dance the cancan.
20. Shout from the balcony “People! I love you!".
21. Try to eat an apple tied to a rope. An easier option is to eat a banana (peeled and on a plate). Of course, all this must be done hands-free. A tougher option is to eat an apple floating in a bowl of water.
22. The fant must drink a glass of vodka or wine (in children's version juice or milk) from a saucer.
23. Draw a statue (everyone can change your pose).
24. Draw a mirror (everyone can look at you, you need to copy facial expressions and movements).
25. Depict someone famous person.
26. Make the most unusual cocktail from what is on the table, try to drink it.
27. Show 7 different emotions on your face.
28. Say a tongue twister quickly. For example, “There is grass in the yard, there is firewood on the grass. Don’t cut wood at the edge of the yard.”
29. Portray as a fortune teller and predict something funny for the neighbor on the right.
30. Ask guests for alms (for travel to hometown, on breast milk for a child for a Bentley for yourself, etc.), extort until you get 100 rubles.
31. Sell something from the table (a bottle of mineral water, a sandwich with caviar, etc.) and describe the properties of the “product” until one of the guests buys.
32. Portray a candidate (for deputies, mayors, governors) and promise one in order to be guaranteed to be elected.
33. Move the money with your nose along the floor to a specific goal (you can also move it along the table).
34. Dial random phone number and play a prank on the person on the other end of the line.
35. Fold a newspaper or sheet of paper into quarters using one hand.
36. Portray an athlete so that the audience guesses the sport.
37. Fant must draw a cow while holding a felt-tip pen in his teeth.
38. Act as a presenter and hold a competition.
39. Come up with a funny, but not offensive gossip.
40. Imagine that you are a journalist and “turn inside out” the neighbor on the right.
41. Play a melody with your finger on your lip, for example, “Let them run clumsily...”.
42. Fanta will sit for 1 minute with an angry face, saying “I’m offended by you,” while the others will try by all means to make him laugh.
43. The phantom should get on all fours and imitate a car reversing parallel parking into the space between two chairs.
44. The phantom should tell (preferably in the form of a funny story) how he will get out of the difficult situation proposed by the presenter.
For example: 
- You lost the salaries of your subordinates or public money in a casino.
- You were accidentally locked in the office late at night.
- Your dog ate an important report that you must submit to the director in the morning.
- You are stuck in an elevator with general director your company.
- You come to work, and another employee is sitting in your place.
- You have an important report tomorrow, and your neighbors are having a big party that is keeping you awake.
If a woman gets to be a Phantom, the presenter can suggest the following situations:
- You came home, and an unfamiliar man was sleeping on your bed.
- You were invited to a restaurant, you had dinner and suddenly your companion disappears without paying.
- You bought hair dye, dyed your hair, but it turned out that it was green, but you don’t have time to recolor it, there’s a reception coming up.
45. The fan must convey the information written on the card using pantomime.
For example: for example, imagine that she (if a man is only funnier) is in the maternity hospital, having just given birth to a boy. Looks like dad. The eyes are like my mother’s, the hair is like my grandfather’s. Svetlenky. He eats well.
The rest of the guests act as a crowd outside the window and must understand what Fant is conveying to them.
46. The presenter reads some kind of poem, for example, “Luggage” (the lady checked in a sofa, suitcase, travel bag, etc. as luggage), and Fant must act as a sign language interpreter.
47. The fant must, based on the presenter’s description, understand what object is meant.
For example:
- This item is in every home, but it is not used so often.
- This item happens different sizes, various colors and forms.
- In the hands of an experienced woman, this item can bring pleasure to both the woman and her family.
- Sometimes this item is used by particularly economical men.
- Even with a strong desire, you cannot buy this item at a pharmacy or Soyuzpechat kiosk.
- This object in the hands of a woman can turn into a terrible weapon for a drunken head.
- You can't bake a pie without this.
The answer is "ROLLING ROLL"
48. 
Fant is given two eggs, it is said that one of them is boiled, the other is raw (in fact, it is better if both are boiled). He is given time to choose one egg, and he is allowed to conduct any experiments. Then the phantom must crush the egg he has chosen with his forehead on the table, you can help yourself with your hands, put a small piece of paper between your forehead and the egg so as not to cut yourself. It is better not to tell anyone that the second egg was also boiled. Let Fant be considered a brave man who knows about eggs.
49. The fan must choose his “twin” among the guests, explain what they have in common: the color of their eyes, hair, the ability to disable any equipment, love of fishing, etc.
50. Fant turns his back to the guests, and a portrait of a famous person is attached to his back. Fant must ask guests questions and, based on their answers, understand who he is. For example: Am I a man or a woman? Am I an artist? What movie did I star in? and so on.
This is the letter I received in the mail regarding the topic of this article. Sorry Nastena, I corrected something:
"Hi, Olya.
I was preparing a party (for my colleagues on the occasion of their birthday) and came across your article about forfeits. Although I had never heard of playing forfeits with the possibility of “jumping” and with a bank before, the idea seemed interesting to me.
Knowing firsthand the disposition of my colleagues, I decided that it would be safer this way. We started playing, the contribution to the bank for the “dismount” was set at 100 rubles. At first it was very boring. Either the amount was small, or the tasks were too difficult, but the forfeits did nothing - they just jumped off.
The amount reached 2000 (with a hundred contribution). And then, instead of the forfeit who had to perform a striptease (I tell you, my colleagues are still the same) there was a volunteer, Vanya the student, a courier. Although he did not completely expose himself - he remained in his shorts, but managed to ignite the crowd. We gave him panties full of money, all the 2000 that were in the bank, not only in hundreds, but in tens and even small change.
After that it started. In the bank, it’s not like it didn’t reach five hundred until 2000. They especially had a blast mocking the “statues” and “mirrors.” You write that these are harmless tasks - you simply do not know the perverted creativity of some of our compatriots, especially under the influence of alcohol.
What can I say in the end? The most difficult thing is to rock the crowd, then you don’t need to invent anything. If you have any thoughts, write.
WALL."
I don’t know whether you will like my answer, but since I posted the question, I simply have to answer.
I wrote in the article in Russian that playing forfeits, where guests are allowed to come up with tasks, is possible only in the company of close friends. In all other cases (and your case is one of the others), it is recommended to use pre-prepared cards with tasks for forfeits.
In my article there are fifty such tasks, and from some you can make a dozen. Enough even for a very large company. No, of course, if the idea is to turn corporate party to a swinger orgy, then your question has a right to exist.
For such a case I answer:
Firstly, I will not be opening America if I say that the main means of igniting the company is alcohol, strong and in large quantities. If guests prefer wine to strong alcohol, then the ancient Romans found a way to get them drunk: use spices, they cause thirst and the amount of wine or beer drunk grows exponentially, and unnoticed by the victim.
Secondly, before embarking on such extreme entertainment as your version of playing forfeits, the crowd should be warmed up with something less extreme. On my website you will find things that you and your imagination, I am sure, will be able to turn into foreplay.
Thirdly, if such an outcome was already assumed in advance, why hope that there would be Vanya the student who would ignite the crowd with an intimate dance, you organized this disgrace - you had to go in the vanguard.
Funny wishes
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Unusual desires
Wishes for children
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Wishes for the loser. Huge wish list!
Have fun with friends and have fun interesting game, but I want the winner to receive a nice bonus at the end of the game. Many games for a fun company do not imply material gifts to the winner at all, much less financial reward. In order to answer the question of what wish to make, we have compiled a whole list. It is wish games that are the best method have fun. They will allow you to turn a regular game into a real entertainment show.
So, if you have gathered in a group, prepared cards or board game, and to enhance the excitement and competitive spirit, we decided to play for desire. And here the question arises: what wish should I make for the loser?
Funny wishes
Sports desires
Alcoholic desires
Vulgar desires
Useful wishes
Extreme Desires
Unusual desires
Wishes for children
You can make a wish for the loser to sit in hockey gloves or goalie gloves for the entire next round of the game. If you don’t have anything similar at hand, you can make “mittens” from toilet paper.
A desire that will cause a lot of laughter among those around you, but will not make your friend happy - to sit through the entire con with an egg in your mouth!
If you play cards, you can force the loser to stand up and say some funny phrase or phrase with a specific intonation at each trump card that appears on the field. For example, “I love cucumbers”, “it seems like mice are rustling somewhere”, “look, geese are flying!”
In the game of desire, make a male player spin a hoop while singing a cheerful and cheerful song, or dance an erotic dance to the Russian folk “Kalinka-Malinka”.
Put a black cloak on your friend and ask him to run around the table at every beat or every trump card and shout: “I am a horror flying on the wings of the night!”
If you need to make a wish for your brutal friend, it will be cute and at the same time funny to ask him to hum children's songs throughout the next con, and even with expression!
When new people join the company. Those who arrived later than the others, you can wish that the player who grants the wish will meet them and, as politely and carefully as possible, help them undress, invite them to the table, saying at the same time: “Come in, dear guests! How I’ve been waiting for you!” At the same time, you can begin to untie the guests’ shoelaces and unfasten the buttons on their coats.
Provided that the fulfillment of desires is not limited to the boundaries of the apartment, invite a friend (especially funny if it is a man) to go home with a large teddy bear and act as if it were alive: fasten it with a seat belt in the car, pay for its ticket on public transport.
Ask the loser to take a photo, maybe a selfie with a taxi driver, saleswoman or minibus driver. Or a selfie with a random passerby.
You can suggest putting socks on your ears and going to the store like that.
The loser can go to the store and confess his love to the seller.
Funny, not vulgar, tasks for playing for forfeits. Find the best ones for yourself and don’t forget to bookmark them. Fanta is famous game, which is suitable for a large and cheerful company. Its roots go deep into history, and its name German language translated as "collateral".
The essence of the game is to complete the so-called tasks for forfeits. But none of the participants can guess what kind of assignment he will receive.
It is a mistake to believe that this is a game only for children. It's fun for adults to play too different ages. And this is a fact already proven by time.
3 Types of Games for Fanta
- With the help of the leader. Players give the host any of their things, for example, jewelry, mobile phone, keys. The presenter puts everything in a special bag, which can be used as an ordinary hat. Now the players take turns taking something out of there and asking: “What should Fanta do?” The presenter comes up with a task for everyone for their forfeit. After finishing the game and completing all tasks, the item can go to its real owner.
- The second version of the game is using cards. All players come up with any funny tasks for forfeits and write them on small pieces of paper. Then everything is mixed and placed in a bag. They take turns and do what is written. When coming up with tasks, do not forget that you can also get on your own card. Therefore, it is better to write what you could do yourself. But you also don’t need to come up with very easy and basic desires, for example, to jump on one leg ten times. This will make the game as uninteresting as possible.
- Forfeits using matches. This type of game is unsafe, so you should not play this way with children. But still it takes place. The players light a regular match and pass it around to each other. The person who puts out the match must complete the task.
As you can see, play this game Can different ways. The main condition for a good party is good and slightly noisy company.
But how can you come up with tasks for forfeits if nothing comes to mind?
This article will come to your aid. We have selected only the most interesting and funny forfeit tasks that you and your loved ones can easily use and not bother.
So, friends, here are the 50 best fantasy tasks:
- Show some action without words, for example, what you do at school or work.
- Take a photo with all the players, but a mandatory condition is to put everyone in some original poses.
- Stuff your mouth full of corn pops, popcorn or candy. And then say some funny phrase. This good job for forfeits, but be careful!
- Approach any person and wish them happiness, love and health. But you need to do this only on your hands! You can ask friends for help.
- Pretend to be very drunk and start pestering everyone, and then demonstratively lose consciousness.
- Put on a robe and sunglasses and go to the store. Ask the seller for a fly swatter and a pinch of salt. This is one of the best Fanta tasks in the summer, preferably in the evening.
Game for forfeits - find your task
- Draw or glue cute mustaches and walk like this until the end of the game.
- Go outside or onto the balcony and shout: “People, I adore you all!”
- Show an athlete, animal, plant, stripper, Harry Potter, famous politician or singer, etc.
- Give free rein to your imagination and make delicious cocktails for your players.
- for an hour, inform all players, every five minutes, that five minutes have passed. If you forget even once, start again.
- Do it to any player beautiful hairstyle or massage.
- Play a prank on someone on the phone.
- Tell us the most ridiculous incident in your life that you are ashamed of.
- IN winter time year, bring a snow woman from the street into the house. Possibly in parts.
- Make a special medal for each player. From what and for what exactly - you decide for yourself.
- Spoon feed the players.
- Pretend to be a foreigner for 10 minutes. Speak any language, even your own.
- Say no funny jokes within 10 minutes.
- Drink something using a pierced straw. If you pierce it well, it will be very difficult to do.
- Make yourself bright evening make-up. Continue like this until the end of the game.
- Juggle eggs. Be sure to clean up after yourself.
- For 20 minutes, turn into a fairy-tale or cartoon creature.
- Exchange clothes with one of the players.
- Drink something from a glass, but only without your hands. A good Fanta task, especially in a company where alcoholic beverages are drunk.
- Write your phone number in lipstick on a napkin and toss it to someone when everyone has forgotten about this task. If a person notices, he has the right to throw a napkin to someone else. The one who ends up with it must kiss any of the players.
- Act out a scene with the help of other players. For example, about how my husband returned early from a business trip.
- Perform a performance called “Blue Light”. Assign roles to other players yourself.
- Kiss your neighbor's knee.
- Pretend that you are a hereditary fortune teller and predict the fate of each of the players.
- Come up with The best way escape from prison. Don't be trivial.
- Confess and repent to all players about your three worst sins over the past couple of years.
- Say how great you are 10 times in different voices and intonations.
- Draw a baby.
- Eat food that doesn't go together at all. For example, herring with sugar. Be careful what you choose.
- Burst balloon using your own buttocks.
- Imagine that you are running for president. Give your campaign speech.
- Do a dance, such as the cancan, while holding a glass of water in your hands.
- Beg until you collect 100 rubles.
- Draw what they tell you, holding the pen in your teeth.
- Imagine that you are a reporter. Spread “yellow” and false news about people sitting near you.
- For half an hour, call absolutely all the players by the same name, for example, Gennady will be perfect.
- Propose marriage to the neighbor on the right. Do it beautifully and as romantic as possible.
- Place the tights on your head. Wear this hat with ears for the rest of the evening.
- Imagine that you are now graduating from high school. Give a heartbreaking speech.
- Recognize 5 different objects by touch, blindfolded, of course.
- Sing a popular song, but only pronounce the vowels. It's fun.
- Talk in Dzhigurda style for 5 minutes.
- Draw on a solid eyebrow and sit there for the rest of the evening.
- Invite five people for a group slow dance. Do it as beautifully and sensually as possible.