Comic predictions

• If you work hard and hard in the new year, you will receive a reward in the form of a bonus.
• If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.
• You can’t work like a horse in the year of the pig - it will set you back a whole year. If you take a long time to choose a TV channel to watch on New Year’s Eve, you will wake up on January 1 with the remote control in your hands.
• New Year Pigs - good for those who like to sleep. Count the stars and sleep like a baby.
• On the morning of January 1, leave the entrance and look to the left - you will see a bright and brilliant future.
• How many peas you eat from Olivier - so many wishes will come true in the new year.
• Champagne finished on the morning of January 1 will remind you of the past year.
• A hat lost on January 1 means buying a new one.
• A frying pan given to your wife for New Year is a sign of a bump on your forehead. And a fur coat means love and mutual understanding.
• A passion for cakes and chocolates in the new year means updating your wardrobe.
• In the new year you will be promoted at work - your office will move to the floor above.
• In the new year you will find many new, exciting... household chores.
• Gifting my wife for the New Year jewelry, you provide yourself with a well-fed life for the whole year.
• After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will be fighting off guests all year.
• If you are a big boss in the new year, you will gain 50 kg.
• In the new year, your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic passion.
• In the new year you will meet great love. Very big. So 120 kilograms, no less.
• This coming year, avoid the cold from your significant other. Otherwise you will be sick all year.
• Taking off career ladder this year, watch your step so that there are no dizzying consequences.
• Keep it clean. Wash your hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get contagious diseases.
• In the morning, after the New Year's feast. Beware of a heavy blow. Stepping on the scale.
• In the new year, move forward boldly - and wealth awaits you.
• A visit to the fitness club and swimming pool in the first quarter of the coming year will lead to envious glances from your friends in the next two quarters.
• For those who are passionate about fishing, fishing happiness will come in the new year. Will open next to the house
• Fish and seafood store. There will always be a catch to report to your wife.
• In the new year you will have everything you want. And nothing will happen to you for this. New ones are waiting for you, exciting travels... to the dacha. Don't be upset - this is also a change of scenery.
• This year a strong explosion is expected - all your envious people will burst.
• In the coming year, all the doors of supermarkets and boutiques will open for you. And my husband’s fat wallet will lose a lot of weight.
• This year you will find a treasure... You will discover your husband's stash, which he saved all last year.
• In the new year you will learn a lot of new and useful things. They will give you an encyclopedia.
• In the new year you will be attacked. Luck and success will attack you and you will not be able to fight them off.
• Beware. Very soon. Very soon. Great... love awaits you.
• Yours creative success, as a personal makeup artist, will be noticed by many men this year.
• Your charm and beauty are preparing a happy meeting for you in the new year

New Year is a holiday that is celebrated on a grand scale, gathering close and dear people. Accordingly, preparations for the celebration must correspond to the scope, otherwise the whole event will be reduced to easy to use food, with a few words of congratulations. If you decide that you will be the organizer of the holiday, we recommend that you prepare in advance. Today, among other entertainments, comic predictions and lotteries are becoming increasingly popular.

A prediction is a warning about an event that is going to happen in the near future. Whether we like it or not, it is human nature to be interested in our future. Nowadays there is no shortage of various predictions - all kinds of astrologers, fortune tellers and fortune tellers, so people are tired of serious prophecies in their lives.

Comic predictions for the new year are, in addition to have fun, also a fresh look at forecasts for the near future. We are sure that the gathered guests will appreciate your ideas and receive great moral satisfaction.

Friends, your prophecies can be completely different - long, describing every action, or very short, written in prose or poetry, the most important thing is that they are funny, bring laughter and joy to others.

Submitting predictions for the lottery

Let's first look at the possible presentation of predictions, and then offer examples of text.

Prophetic balls

To do this you will need ordinary inflatable balls, small pieces of paper and a pen. We write down the predictions on pieces of paper, roll them up into a tube, put them into a ball and inflate it. Balls can be tied to guests' chairs, or they can be distributed during fortune telling. Having burst the balloon, the person reads out loud the prediction associated with his life. The more fun the prophecy, the more positive it will bring.

When preparing in advance for a session, you can specially age the paper (by dipping it in strong tea or onion solution) or make it bright, colorful with a beautiful rope. This will add a touch of mystery or celebration, depending on what you choose.

Pot of predictions

Everything is simple here, we take the dishes prepared in advance, put folded bags with comic wishes. We pass the pot around in a circle, each guest takes out one package and reads it out.

The container can be covered with worn paper, giving the dish an outdated look, or the paper can be aged in advance.

Gypsy chest

There is a stereotype about gypsies deep within us, that they are all wonderful fortune tellers, and this great way use in your comic prophecies.

Having dressed up as a gypsy in advance, you or one of the guests enter the room with a chest filled with predictions. The presenter invites each invited guest to take out one package in turn and read it out.

The main thing here is not the forecasts for the future themselves, but the presentation. It would be great if a gypsy would take on the role and, with the expression that is unique to them, hold a competition.

Prophetic Cookies

Remember the quote: “everything ingenious is simple, and everything simple is brilliant”? It is this aphorism that underlies this competition. To prepare it you will need fortune sheets and cookies. True, you will have to make the cookies yourself, however, if you have the opportunity to purchase them, why not. For those who want to create something original, we offer a recipe for making cookies.

Ingredients:

• Eggs, 3 pcs;
• 50-70g wheat flour;
• 50g butter;
• Spices as desired;
• Sugar, powdered sugar.

Cooking method:

1. Separate egg white From the yolk, beat the white until foam appears, add flour, sugar, spices as desired, mix until smooth.

A little advice: when beating the egg whites, do not overdo it; if you beat it too long, it will appear a large number of air bubbles and the dough will begin to rise quickly as the temperature rises.

1. Spread baking paper on a baking sheet and grease butter, preheat the oven to 180-200 C. Use a teaspoon to place even circles on a baking sheet.
2. Place in the oven for about 6-7 minutes, as soon as the edges turn golden, take it out and turn it over, add a piece of paper with fortunes, and fold it in half. Next, taking the cookies by the ears, bend them.
3. Place on the table and wait until it cools completely.

Miracle dumplings

The next event has some similarities with the previous one, the difference is that instead of cookies we use dumplings. This old game is almost forgotten today, but it is perfect for making predictions with family and loved ones. The secret is in the item that we place along with the filling, which carries a certain meaning.

• Orange peel - a loved one will give a gift;
• Peanut - a romantic meeting is possible;
• Cherry - to good luck in business;
• Peas - comfort and prosperity will reign in the house;
• Walnut - health will improve;
• Buckwheat - a sudden increase in finances;
• Mushrooms - a life full of peace;
• Money – sporting victories;
• Grain is a full cup of wealth;
• Raisins are an unexpected temptation;
• Cabbage - wages will skyrocket;
• Caramel - a romance is possible;
• Potatoes – promotion at work;
• Cranberry - expect changes in your personal life;
• Ring – wedding;
• Hot pepper - possible problems At work or at home;
• Dried apricots are great news;
• Carrot - meeting new people;
• Meat - financial success;
• White thread - you will have to be away for a long time on company business;
• Green thread – travel abroad;
• Black thread - quick business trip;
• Thread with knots - problems that were not expected;
• Cucumber - a new passion;
• Button - you will buy something from clothes;
• Sugar - the year will be successful;
• Apple - your work will be appreciated.

Lottery with three predictions

To do this, we write wishes or prophecies on pieces of paper, at the rate of three prophecies per person. We fold the leaves beautifully and mix them in a bag. It is suggested that you pull out the bundles one by one, reading them out loud.

Secret desires

To prepare for the competition, you need to prepare funny images of a person’s basic desires. You don’t have to draw it yourself; you can choose pictures from magazines or print them out, attach the images to a rope, and pull the rope. We blindfold the guests, spin them around and bring them to taut rope, giving you the opportunity to choose the leaf yourself. Images may be completely different.

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Gypsy - Fortune Teller

During the feast, a gypsy woman appears in the hall, accompanied by an accordion player (guitarist). First he sings to the tune of the gypsy girl:

I am a cheerful fortune teller
I'm not asking for a lot of money
I know the whole truth about you
I'll tell you for a chervonets!

Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!

I escaped from the camp
My father is chasing me
Out of me out of naughty
Wants to make jellied meat!

Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!

If I were a bride
Such a groom has
Right on this very spot
I would taste sin with him!

Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!

Let me tell you fortune, people.
Let me lay out the cards,
Give me a hard coin
I'll tell you the whole truth!

The gypsy tries for money, or maybe she just “tells fortunes” by the guests’ hands. It would be best if the predictions were somehow related to real events from the life of the guest, with his work, hobbies, etc. But they can also be general, for example, like this:
Well, handsome, gild your pen and I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work!
And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow! Sunday! (If today is Saturday.)
Oh, my little rich man, in five minutes you’ll have to dance as a gypsy girl, and tomorrow you’ll have to wash your pants!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you’ll run for beer, in the evening you’ll run after girls!
Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there’s the heart, the liver, the tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin... hard to see... ah, a herring!
You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. The rest will fall asleep!
You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the cake is pulled out from under you!
Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
There will be friends around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? - Sharik, Bobik and Polkan!
Endless distances, unknown distances await you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today.
Various diseases are waiting for you, young one, contagious diseases. No, not because the lines are bad, but because your hands are dirty!
Get ready for a big battle! Have you eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge!
A great loss awaits you. You'll lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt.
Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you step on the scales
They will show you a funny comedy on TV, funny, erotic. It's called Today's Wedding.
Tomorrow morning, beauty, you will be a star, a berry, a pussy, a fish, and if you give me beer, you will become a wife again.
Do you like to watch horror films in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror!
Oh, flowers, beauty, you love them!.. They will give you tomorrow. So much that you'll be sneezing until the evening!

If you're attending a costume event and the theme allows you to dress up as a gypsy, consider yourself lucky. The image of a gypsy is very advantageous, because it allows you to sing, dance, and tell fortunes by hand. This bright image It’s quite easy to implement and it will undoubtedly be remembered by all guests; you will shine in it.

Appearance

To recreate the appearance of a gypsy, it is enough to find a couple of bright scarves, skirts, massive earrings and jewelry, a fan, and a deck of cards. You can also use a black wig with long thick hair, it would be appropriate to add to the hairstyle bright flower. Makeup in this look should be catchy - scarlet lipstick, black arrows on the eyes, bright shadows.

An important attribute of a gypsy is a large number of colorful skirts of different lengths, one on top of the other, and the hem of each skirt should be visible. For skirts, you can wear a jacket with lush frills and bare shoulders. Additionally, you can hold cards, a fan or a guitar in your hands if you are proficient in this instrument.

Performance

If, according to the program, you have to perform, then there are many options for your image - “gypsy girl with an exit,” singing a song or fortune telling.

If you have settled on dance, then on the Internet you will find a lot for yourself useful material According to his performance, “gypsy girl with an exit” consists of two contrasting parts - slow and fast, which accelerates as the dance progresses.

To perform a song, you can choose from a huge number of options, for example, in the film “Cruel Romance” several famous gypsy songs are presented. The songs of the robbers from the cartoon “The Musicians of Bremen” are also popular. You can surprise everyone if you perform not the original song, but a remake of it with words suitable for the event. If the required text is not available on the Internet, then you can order the text for a rework of the song on this site.

Funny fortune telling

The image of a gypsy at an anniversary or corporate party allows you to communicate with almost everyone present under the pretext of fortune telling. Your congratulatory speech can also be framed in the form of predictions.

There are several options - you can “tell fortunes” by hand, on cards, or simply invite those present to try their luck by pulling the prediction out of the bag.

The main thing is to prepare humorous wishes in advance that will amuse, but in no case will offend those present. Predictions can be either in prose or in poetry; the same Internet will come to the rescue. Options New Year's predictions in the verses you can see below.

If you haven’t found suitable poems on the Internet or among the options presented below, and want to make unique poetic predictions, then it would be logical to order poems.

Predictions or wishes can be written on small strips of paper, rolled up and placed in a bag from which guests will take them out. The second option is a deck of cards, on the front side of which you will paste wishes, and those present, again, will draw them out.

Options for New Year's predictions in verse

Good luck awaits you in the New Year
A lot of money, and in addition -
Growth on the career ladder,
And in everything your number is number one!

A long journey awaits you
To the country where there is a lot of sun,
Sea, stones and sand,
And my favorite voice!

Drive and a sea of ​​sports await you,
And good job
Believe it if you want, or not,
You will find the answer to everything!

In the magical year ahead
Love and happiness awaits you,
Addition in everything
And a big cozy house!

Big changes are coming
In the year ahead,
Excellent mood
Beat the blues!

Forget about the word "rest"
Hard work awaits you!
But also in terms of income
You'll be super-duper cool!

You're sixteen
Do you remember your childhood dream?
And having finally fulfilled
You'll be super great!

Great new things await
In the year ahead,
Change of scenery
And a palace on the shore!

Salary increase
Santa Claus hid it in a bag,
And Snegurochka is a devil
She will dance deftly for you!

On New Year's Day you will change your horse
Your iron
And you will have time to walk on it
A lot of interesting!

Vacation awaits you by the sea
And a pleasant surprise soon!
And with shock work
You will deserve gratitude!

Gypsy 1: Happy New Year, Chavelles!

Gypsy 2: Happy New Year, ravellas!

Gypsy 2: (to the young man) Oh, you’re young, blue-eyed, why are you looking around? I see: fell in love? You will get married in the new year. Of course, if the girl doesn't refuse.

Gypsy 2: (to the girl) And you, my dear, have to wait another 2 years. Lavane-nane and life nane. Gild your pen!

Gypsy 1: We'll tell you everything, we'll show you everything (who gives the coin).

Gypsy 2: Thank you, darling (to the viewer) If you want to know which month in the new year will be lucky for you, roll a coin. The coin is copper, the gypsy is harmful. He doesn’t say everything at once, he doesn’t reveal secrets, be patient a little.

Gypsy 1: There are days in a year, like in a herd of horses. Sometimes it’s a rainy day, sometimes it’s a white day, but there’s only one happy one. (to the viewer) show me the money. The money is round, the gypsy is dark-skinned, if you add more, I’ll tell you everything.

Gypsy 2: They gave you a penny, you'll get a ruble. Come on, falcons, who were born in December, January, February, stand up. Wow, how many of you are there! Look at each other, remember. And sing along to the winter song (song about winter).

Gypsy 1: And who bakes a birthday cake in March, April, May? Stand up, smile at each other, wave and sing spring song (song about spring).

Gypsy 2: And who do they sing loaf of bread in June, July, August? Please, a summer song sounds for you (sing a summer song)

Gypsy 1: My diamonds, diamonds, only the autumn ones remain. Whose ears get pulled in September, October, November? (song about autumn) Thank you, sit down.

Gypsy 2: And now everything in a row: winter, spring, summer, autumn.

Gypsy 1: Whose camp turns out to be the most fun and friendly will win. Well, my pearls, yachts, victory for... (announces)

Gypsy 2: No wonder, they are more fun, there are more of them, stand up, we will admire you again.

Gypsy 1: Tell me, precious ones, which of you is the most precious? Who has more gold and silver on their fingers, on their ears, and on their navels? (We are looking for the most precious one and it comes out).

Gypsy 2: A colored skirt is for a gypsy what a beard is for Santa Claus, and, come on, chavellas-ravellas, who has more flowers in their clothes? Here, my dear, you have both green and blue, so don’t get lost, go on stage.

Gypsy 1: Strive for those who made everyone happy with their appearance, it’s a big year, the road is long. On the road, they guess by their hair who has the longest? The road fell on the stage to go.

Gypsy 2: Well, my diamonds feed the wolf’s legs, and the gypsy’s cards. Whoever pulls out which card performs this or that number.

(tasks are glued to the cards)