Comic fortune telling games. Comic predictions for the new year and more
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Surprises await you in life:Nata Karlin July 26, 2018
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
An uneven step, a dull look...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from a shoe lace!So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!If you want to be happy,
So here's some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!Every day and every hour
Someone is thinking about you.Look ahead more cheerfully
There is wealth waiting for you.Wait a bit,
The road is waiting for you.Gingerbread and sweets
There will be a lot of joy.See you at the end of the week.
Holidays and fun await.Will appear suddenly
You have a new friend.Wait without crying
Good luck will come to you.The sun again and happiness again -
You will meet new love.By next Saturday
Expect success at work.You will always have
There is delicious food in the house.Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.
You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
Don't relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the government house.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
If on June 1 you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
If you come across a foreign body in bread, know that this is good luck!
Buy a book that you don't like at all - and you will find the answers to all your questions
During the first week after the NG meeting, a pleasant surprise awaits you
Beware of the bald ones
A trip to the Black Sea will help you change for the better
A sharp turn awaits in life
When leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear in yours too.
If your neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you
Try to run carefully at night in icy conditions,
And then it is quite possible that you will celebrate the New Year...Good luck awaits you in the coming year,
But he doesn’t know whether it will wait, keep this in mind...Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year
And then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky...If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter,
No harmful microbe will ever creep into you...Someone will be lucky again in the coming year
Maybe you or your neighbor should always be prepared...Changes await you in early January,
Prepare for them gradually - don’t waste time...Everything can only be good for such a sunshine
You are moving towards improving your life situation. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but the delay may be favorable
The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars may contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house foretells a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. The second half of the evening seems most favorable for light flirting with waiters.
4. Today the recommended dances are waltz, tango and disco. Avoid lambada - the stern look of a close friend can help you with this.
5. Ritual dancing on the table is contraindicated for your zodiac sign, otherwise an unpleasant meeting in a government house is possible.
6. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, funny... hey, dear, aren't you drinking too much champagne??
7. A dress strap carefully removed from a neighbor’s shoulder portends good luck; her husband's sideways glance promises physical ill health.
8. During this lunar phase, the stars advise staying dressed until midnight, despite all your desire to arrange a striptease for that “babe across the street.”
9. Abuse of shouts of “Happy New Year!” is fraught with throat diseases; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with just your lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
10. The stars are not located in the best way: the knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints will be most susceptible to rhythmic twitching.
11. Your patron planet Mercury foreshadows an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
12. Uranus is in the left hemisphere today and advises you to pay attention to the dark-haired Lady. Perhaps this meeting will be fatal for you.
13. From today you are under the protection of the planet Venus, which will present you with new unexpected love.
Trying to diversify the festive evening, the organizers come up with comic wedding predictions for the guests. To do this, they dress up one of the presenters or invite an actress to play the role of a fortune teller, write predictions on pieces of paper, which are sealed into cookies or nuts. The easiest way is to tie leaves with a fortune to candies of the same color, put them in a vase and invite guests to choose and find out their fate in the near future.
Fortune nuts
Organizing a scene for a wedding with a gypsy
Gypsies were always welcome guests at weddings. Colorful and colorful, with numerous jokes, jokes, songs and dances, they could lighten the mood, make all guests have fun without exception. Today, these cheerful people are rarely invited to weddings, but tradition is tradition, so competitions and jokes with gypsies remain very popular.
If you want to organize a comic fortune telling from a gypsy for guests, it is not necessary to hire a professional actress. Dress up your friend or relative in a colorful outfit and prepare a text for her.
Even if you don’t have enough time to rehearse and learn everything, you can read the words from a piece of paper
When the guests are already a little bored, you can start the game. Entering the hall to the music, a woman should approach each of the guests and say “ gild your pen, dear"say your predictions. The gypsy's words could be as follows:
- Wow, I see, my dear, you will become a big shot. You will be fat and happy!
- I know, dear, you love her, don’t go outside, don’t look for a cold partner of the opposite sex, you’ll catch a cold and get sick!
- Wow, dear, they are waiting for you high relations, ninety meters, no less!
- Drink your glass, darling, you'll have some privacy with someone tonight!
- Gild your pen, good one, I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! A hangover awaits you tomorrow!
- You will sleep sweetly today, dear, you will sleep very sweetly until the cake is taken away from under you!
- Friends are waiting for you, dear! Oh, and faithful and devoted friends are waiting. You'll spend the whole night with them! Their names are Bobik, Sharik and Tuzik.
- Happiness is waiting for you, my dear, in the morning! Unprecedented luck! You will find a wallet that you will lose today.
- The sea of flowers awaits you tomorrow morning! Beautiful flowers with tall stems! You'll wake up in a flowerbed!
- The battle awaits you, falcon! Terrible battle! Have you eaten black caviar? The sturgeon will come for revenge!
- Wai, loss awaits you! You'll lose your tie! You'll find it at your neighbor's in the morning.
- Tomorrow you, beauty, will be sweet, the only one, desired and loved until you give me a beer. Then you will turn into a wife again.
- You love horror movies, dear? No? Then don't look in the mirror tomorrow morning!
Beautiful gypsy girl
You can come up with a lot of similar jokes. Use jokes from famous comedians or look at scenarios that involve a gypsy coming to a wedding.
The main thing is to approach the game with enthusiasm and humor. Guests are sure to be very pleased
How to make a comic horoscope for guests?
Another option to spice up the evening and allow your guests to have a good laugh is to make a comic astrological forecast for them. For this dress up a friend in a stargazer costume. If you don't have the appropriate props, find large glasses and make a cap decorated with stars out of blue cardboard. You can use a tablecloth or bedspread as a mantle.
For the first day it will be enough to predict that all zodiac signs have an equal chance of having a great time today. A forecast can be made for the next day for each horoscope constellation. You can call it “Hangover forecast for tomorrow morning.”
Aries. A surprise awaits you tomorrow morning! You will see in the reflection of the mirror that your gorgeous horns have suddenly become even, like Cupid’s arrows, and now you have to work hard to get through the doors.
Taurus. On the eve of your wedding banquet, you drank a pack of activated charcoal and suddenly decided that now everything will be fine with you? You will see this same coal again and understand that everything is not as good as you wanted.
It is unlikely that tomorrow morning, when you open your eyes and look in the mirror, you will see a person absolutely similar to yourself.
Cancers. Tomorrow you will need today's training. Now you will be crawling backwards for a long time from every glass you pour, remembering the hangover.
Lions. Early in the morning you will let out such a desperate roar that your neighbor will take pity and bring you a bottle of mineral water.
Virgo. I don’t recommend going to your favorite mirror in the morning. You will lose faith in yourself.
Scales. Tomorrow you will be confused, counting how much alcohol a normal person can drink and comparing it with the amount you drank.
Scorpios. Place a bottle of beer next to your bed at night. As soon as you open your eyes, drink! Otherwise, you will sting everyone around you the entire next day.
Sagittarius. Hide a glass of champagne for tomorrow so you don't shoot in the morning.
In the morning, look carefully in the mirror to make sure there are no new horns.
Aquarius. In the morning you will go visit again to continue having fun.
Fish. Don't fight like a fish against ice! The holiday was a success, and whoever didn’t like your behavior should die of envy.
You can come up with a lot of comic horoscopes.
If you have a talent for poetry, try to describe the character of each zodiac sign in a simple quatrain
If not, supplement the descriptions of the morning after the wedding day with representatives of the constellations with your text.
Wedding Fortune Cookies
The idea of wedding fortune cookies came to us from the West. This fun raffle guarantees every guest a sweet treat and opportunity to draw a lucky ticket. The lottery can be held in the banquet hall, but it will be more interesting to distract guests who are a little tired from a busy day for a walk. Just imagine if you give a basket of such cookies to a friend and ask her to distribute them to those present. People's spirits will immediately lift!
Fortune Cookies
You can bake such delicacies yourself, but it must be said that this is a long process, so it is better to order them from pastry chefs or wedding salons. As a rule, such cookies are sold in beautiful, themed boxes, they are made in the shape of hearts or figurines of the bride and groom, and inside there is a piece of paper with a prediction written in food paint.
For needlewomen, here is a simple recipe for wedding cookies:
- egg white – 2 pcs.;
- vegetable oil – 3 tbsp. l.;
- sifted premium flour - 8 tbsp. l.;
- powdered sugar – 8 tbsp. l.;
- salt – 1 pinch;
- starch – 1.5 tsp.
You can add a little if you wish cinnamon, vanilla, almond or any other essence.
Beat the butter and egg whites into a foam, add all the other ingredients and stir thoroughly until the consistency of thick sour cream is obtained. Place small flat cakes and bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes. Remove the cakes from the baking sheet, wrap the fortune leaves in them, and place in a glass bowl until cool.
You can write texts with food coloring and a pen.
Write different predictions, so that guests don’t get the same leaves. Create your own texts or choose from those listed below:
- There are 2 news for you - bad and good. The bad news is that you will become fatter! Good - in the wallet area!
- Loss awaits! Today you you'll lose your head, having met your happiness!
- You'll be going to a resort soon, choose your companion today!
- Your summer will be sunny, warm and cheerful.
- Today, by morning, the whole fairy tale will dissipate, and you will return to reality.
- Today will be your best day! Those following him will be even more successful!
- The newlyweds will really like your gift!
- Carefully! Soon a big pile of.....money will fall on you!
Happy couple
It's very easy to make your wedding interesting, fun and funny. All you need to do is put in a little effort and read about it. How did other newlyweds celebrate?. Rest assured, you will find many interesting ideas that are easy to implement.
The desire to find out what awaits us in the future, near or distant, is common to many people. For this purpose, we are interested in horoscopes every day, open online fortune telling sites, dream books, and visit famous fortune tellers at home. And even the most inveterate skeptics from time to time listen to what fortune tellers prophesy.
In the modern world, predictions are not always serious; a funny joke is also appropriate here. Why are comic fortune-telling needed? After all, just a century ago people listened to the prophecies of fortune-tellers with palpable fear. Then it never occurred to them to turn it into a prank, a funny joke. However, times are changing. The accelerated pace of life, workload, and everyday worries make everyday life monotonous and faceless. On holidays, you want to relax, laugh at yourself, and joke with your friends and girlfriends. Birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home holidays, the celebration of the most magical holiday - the New Year - have been accompanied by comic fortune-telling at home for many years now.
Comic fortune telling for guests at the table
To make the holiday truly fun, the hospitable hosts will definitely think through all its stages. During breaks between dances, you can gather guests at the table and offer to tell fortunes for the future. The time period for prediction is usually chosen to be short - one season (spring, summer, etc.) or a year.
The hosts do not need to make any special efforts; they just need to prepare a tray with small, light (prefer coffee) cups from the service. Small objects are placed in the cups, the guest must choose the vessel he likes, its contents will tell you which events will become major in a particular period of time. After choosing a cup, the “client” returns it along with its contents, so that the rest of the guests do not have to guess at what is left. The hostess rearranges the cups on the tray and the fortune telling continues.
☞ What items to use:
- lipstick (image update);
- ring (romantic relationships for married people, serious relationships for single people);
- wedding ring (family joys for married people, wedding for single people);
- a sheet of paper (everything will go unchanged);
- coin (growth of welfare);
- hairpin (social life);
- pacifier (birth of a child, other events related to children).
This fortune telling will be a fun and successful event if there are few guests - 7-10 people.
Comic fortune telling magic bag
Fortune telling with a magic bag will bring even more fun. We remember this trick from kindergarten. There is an effect of surprise here, since the fortuneteller does not see what surprise is to be taken out of the bag.
I must say that this is a very convenient fortune telling; you just need to pick up a beautiful opaque bag and many different small objects. Sometimes sweet New Year's gifts for children are packaged in high-quality velvet bags; this form will be simply ideal for comic fortune-telling. In a few minutes with a magic bag, you will go around to all the guests who want to find out how their lives will turn out next year.
☞ Items placed in the bag:
- chocolate matryoshka in foil (adding a family);
- matches (life will be bright like fireworks);
- chewing gum (the year will be smooth and calm);
- souvenir bottle of alcohol (there will be many reasons for fun).
Comic fortune telling by a gypsy woman for a woman’s anniversary
A woman who can and loves to speak well and fluently should perform in a gypsy costume. However, it could also be a man with the same qualities. The second option is even preferable and funnier; the birthday girl and all the guests will really like the element of surprise. You will need a colorful gypsy outfit with fluffy skirts, a wig, a headband or a scarf. The intrigue will be brought by the voice of the presenter, who will announce to the birthday girl that an unusual guest is breaking through to her, who was mistakenly not invited to the celebration.
A gypsy woman entering the hall approaches the birthday girl, expertly takes her hand, and asks her to “gild the handle” (it would be good if the presenter had chocolate coins in foil for this moment). Gifted with coins, the fortune teller begins to tell the woman about her life's journey. The truth should be closely intertwined with a catchphrase, an inoffensive joke. The gypsy’s words should look like an ode of praise with a bit of humor. The gypsy will also predict the future, the main thing is that this fortune telling is good and brings only positive things. Fortune telling can be completed with a sparkling “Gypsy”, where the fortune teller, birthday girl and guests will act as skillful dancers.
Comic New Year's fortune-telling and predictions
New Year's fortune-telling and predictions are appropriate absolutely everywhere - at corporate events in the office, at a party with friends and in a close family circle. Celebrating a fun and magical holiday, many behave like children, anticipating entertainment and gifts. One of these gifts is comic fortune-telling and predictions. There is room for creativity here, and in every team there is sure to be at least one poet or poetess. It will not be difficult for these talented people to compose 10-20 poetic lines-predictions for the next year in 2-3 hours.
What attributes will be required for New Year's fortune telling? The bare minimum is to use a Santa Claus hat, in which you put a bunch of poetic predictions printed on paper and rolled into a tube. There are few requirements for these predictions - they must be kind, cheerful, and witty. Otherwise, your imagination is unlimited. The following lines are quite appropriate:
- Look forward with hope, then wealth awaits you.
- There is someone who thinks about you every day and every hour.
- Leave sadness and grief - go to the sea.
- You will always have delicious food at home.
Do not forget that in every team there is a suspicious and very suggestible person. He will ponder the received prediction for a long time, finding in it non-existent background or flaws. Therefore, poetic lines are simply obliged to convey warmth, kindness and positivity.
Funny fortune telling by a gypsy woman at a corporate party
An eloquent employee or employee who comes to a corporate event dressed as a gypsy will liven up the party. Having worked for years in the same team, we thoroughly know all the positive and negative sides of our colleagues. Their relationships in the family and with others are also no big secret. The gypsy can play it all out, predicting to everyone what awaits them in the near future. On the Internet there are many poetic fortune-telling for this case, subtly noting the character and characteristics of a person. All that remains is to choose a fortune telling that is suitable for each employee.
Sparkling fun at the table will be ensured if you learn poetry by heart. Just look at the lines about a gray-haired careerist secretly dreaming of an affair with a young woman or a womanizer who doesn’t let a single skirt pass by! There is a wonderful poem about a woman going through suitors and having difficulty making a choice. All this is done with dignity, with subtle and gentle humor, and you will definitely find a wonderful fortune telling for each employee.
If you have a unique person in front of you, with bright character traits and behavior, for whom it is difficult to find a ready-made fortune-telling, come up with it yourself, if there is a poet in the team. In any case, whether the gypsy speaks in memorized lines or in prose, improvising right on the go, the holiday will be successful.
Comic fortune telling for children
Funny fortune telling for children is a fertile topic. Kids believe in miracles, they expect magic and fairy tales from every holiday, and you can make these dreams come true. Vivid emotions, fun and laughter at a children's party will be caused by the appearance of an adult dressed in a wizard costume, for example: an Astrologer or a Fairy. School-age children themselves can take an active part in fortune telling if you prepare bright blank cards and markers for them. On the card the child will have to write the phrase: “The New Year awaits you...”
☞ Often children finish a phrase like this:
- happiness;
- new toy;
- Love.
The completed cards are collected and mixed in the Astrologer’s “magic” cap or a beautiful vase. After this, the guys take turns taking out a fortune-telling card and reading the prediction they received.
Children especially like fortune telling with balloons. To do this, you need to prepare as many balls as there are children present at the party. A note with a fortune rolled into a tube is placed in each ball. The child chooses the ball he likes, which will have to be pierced with a needle, and reads the prediction. They can be like this:
- “Study hard, you will receive a wonderful gift.”
- “This New Year’s holiday you will receive a prize, you prankster.”
However, fortune telling with balls is only suitable for schoolchildren; preschool children may be frightened by the noise from bursting balls and this must be taken into account.
For small children, you can use a magic bag by placing small toys with fortune notes in it. The kids will be delighted with the toys, and an adult will read the predictions for them.
By the way, not only adults can play the role of a wizard at a children's party. Older brothers and sisters like to act in this capacity. Of course, adults will have to help prepare the attributes for the holiday - a wizard costume, fortune cards, surprise toys for the magic bag. You will spend several hours on this, but the children will have a lot of fun, and they will remember such an interesting holiday for a long time.
If you are organizing a holiday with comic fortune telling, be well prepared.
- Select a suitable fortune teller candidate, an eloquent person with organizational skills.
- Prepare in advance all the attributes for fortune telling (Wizard, Gypsy costume, magic bag, cups, etc.).
- Predictions in poetic form must be well learned.
- Pay close attention to the text of the predictions; it should be funny, but not offensive.
This is a lot of work, but it will bring a lot of pleasure and positive emotions.
There are many holidays in life - birthdays, anniversaries, New Year, just friendly parties. To prevent them from turning into ordinary get-togethers with tasting alcohol and gourmet dishes, dilute them with interesting events. Dancing, funny competitions with dressing up and singing, games with surprises - all this has been used for a long time. Comic fortune telling is a new invention of entertainers. It is interesting and fascinating, because it talks about the eternal desire of people to look into the future at least for a little while.
Psychologists say that sometimes comic fortune-telling comes true. And this is quite possible, because it has long been known that words are material. Light humor in predictions also fulfills its purpose - with its help, a person will think about shortcomings and take measures to correct them. Kind, cheerful comic fortune-telling is a real wish for material well-being, marital happiness, and good luck. I wish you good comic predictions, fun and joy on every holiday!
Sometimes, when celebrating an anniversary or any other holiday, you begin to notice that some of the guests stop being active and just sit and relax. And here it is necessary to take measures, otherwise others will follow them and the joyful holiday risks going into the stage of half-asleep. What measures will help? Try a game called funny predictions! Short and funny predictions in verse, suitable for any holiday. For example, for an anniversary or for the new year, on February 23 and even on March 8! And all because the predictions are universal and even for teenagers and children at school they can be used with a little editing. Well, let’s not bore you, but let’s move on to the game and poetry.
Predictions in verse.
1. In the first ten days of January,
Your dream will come true.
Get ready for this event
Have a glass and calm down!
2. If you wake up at four in the morning on Saturday,
The weekend will be a blast!
You will redo everything,
After all, you will have plenty of time!
3. In summer, autumn and spring,
Everything will be fine with you.
Just wait out the winter
Sit in a warm house.
4. You wear different colored socks
And everything will be okay for you.
And if others laugh,
You can just smile back.
5. In summer you will fly to the sea,
And when you return, you will surprise your friends.
You will have a little belly,
Well, approximately, about two months.
6. And luck will soon smile on you,
And your life will take a new turn.
The main thing is not to oversleep your luck,
We have to sit and wait for her.
7. Put money in the bank,
And say it three times - so!
And then just wait
And live beautifully on interest.
8. You will have a new car,
But something will be lost from you.
As soon as you get the car,
You will find a hole in the family budget!
9. At the end of the week you,
There will be a lot to do.
These batteries are for you
May you manage to do all this!
10. Always in your house,
There will be delicious food.
Just go to the store more often,
Yes, leave there with your bags full.
11. You will be incredibly lucky!
Soon you will have the opposite.
Soon all your dreams will come true,
The main thing is to believe and just wait.
12. If you try hard,
Then everything will work out for you.
And if everything works out for you,
Then all wishes will be fulfilled.
13. It took you a long time to achieve this,
And finally you have arrived.
Friends are waiting for a big feast,
You will have your own apartment!
14. And you need to try a little,
And there is no need to be ashamed of it.
Just a little bit of luck
And soon you will have a new addition to your family!
Do you know how to play such predictions? Everything is simple here - you write down all the predictions by numbers on a piece of paper, and the guests take tickets with numbers out of the bag. When they take it out, they show or call the ticket number, and you read out the prediction under this number.
By the way!
We have beautiful templates with numbers for any similar game.
You can watch them and download them for free for your needs.
A variant of comic predictions with movie titles.
This version of the game is interesting because movie titles can be interpreted in different ways. And therefore the game turns out to be lively, and all the guests take part in the discussion. The game is played according to the following rules:
- the guest says he is waiting for me in the future... and takes out one card on which the name of the film is written. And he reads it out. It may turn out like this: in the future, a carnival night awaits me! Or maybe so: in the future... an office romance awaits me!
In general, this option turns out to be funny when guests or the host comments on what is happening.
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In order to find out what to expect in the new year, there are many fortune telling. They can be carried out in a short and humorous form during New Year's corporate parties, meetings with friends at home or at a party. Predictions can be presented in prose or poetry, written on small pieces of paper that can be placed in cookies, candies, pies, dumplings and other sweets. As a New Year's fortune telling, it would be great to hold a lottery where each item has its own specific meaning. You can use the names of films and songs as predictions.
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Comic prophecies for corporate events
Typically, at the end of the year, many companies hold corporate events, during which the results of the outgoing year are summed up and plans are drawn up. In order to brighten up the situation, you can offer your employees funny joke predictions that will definitely come true in the coming year:
- 1. When climbing the career ladder, you should walk carefully and carefully watch your step so as not to slip on the spit of envious colleagues.
- 2. Next year you should expect a serious increase - your office will be located several floors higher.
- 3. If you smile a lot next year, you can expect to sign a lucrative contract. The business partner will be a well-known toothpaste manufacturer.
- 4. If next year you enter your boss’s office on the left foot every time, you can get a promotion.
- 5. You are very lucky - next year you will be able to get rid of your bad habit. True, two more will appear in return.
It is important to select predictions that will not offend your colleagues.
For a party with a group of employees, short prophecies for the New Year, not only in prose, but also in verse, are suitable:
Short Cool Don't be in front of your boss - so there's no risk of getting drunk! Urgently go to the gym
So that cash grows in your pocket.
The figure has nothing to do with it,
Time to be a strong shoulder
Whoever's boss kicks him out of work has less to worry about in the New Year! You wanted a new laptop,
The old man received a skiff.
Receive and sign
And say goodbye to money
What will be withheld from your salary?
For device breakdown
Whoever drinks champagne will return without a bonus! A promotion is waiting for you.
Looks like you didn't work in vain.
And behind the boss every day
No wonder he dragged around like a shadow.
Now it's all up to you -
How can you live with your dream?
Predictions for friends
To celebrate a fun holiday at home, with friends or family, you can use more daring predictions. Cookies, pies, and candies can be used as “packaging” for predictions.
Options:
- 1. Next year you should expect a new addition to the family - neighboring cockroaches will move into your apartment.
- 2. Next year we will be able to find the treasure. It will look like my husband's nest egg, which he saved all year.
- 3. You should beware of unexpected attacks in the coming year. You will be attacked by luck, which will be difficult to fight off.
- 4. It is necessary to beware of cooling the feelings of the other half. Otherwise, you can be ill with love for the entire 12 months.
- 5. If you give your beloved a diamond ring as a New Year’s gift, then the stars predict a full life for you in the next 12 months.
- 6. Next year you will be able to get into the cream of society and find yourself a rich and generous sponsor.
- 7. In the coming year, gray everyday life will be brightened up with a passionate romance with a handsome lover.
- 8. Next year your friends will not be able to forget you. It's hard to forget someone who owes money.
- 9. You can expect an unforgettable vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.
- 10. There are two pieces of news. Bad - You will gain weight. Good - the increase will occur in the wallet area.
- 11. When crossing the road, you should look both ways. You may meet your destiny.
- 12. In the New Year you can receive a gift in the form of a Gold Fish. It will be baked and with vegetables.
What do the names of films and songs predict?
You can use the names of songs and films as predictions. You can write them on separate pieces of paper, place them in a magic bag and invite guests to pull out one piece of paper with the following words: “Next year awaits me...”.
Fortune telling for Christmas
Christmas fortune telling has its own unique flavor and originality. There are different versions of Christmas predictions.
Fortune telling on 12 pieces of paper
For one of the options, you need to write your deepest dreams on pieces of paper, the size of which is approximately 2x4 cm. You should make no more than 12 wishes, and they should not be repeated. All pieces of paper are rolled into a tube, placed in a magic bag and placed under the pillow. In the morning, you need to take out any three pieces of paper and read the wishes that should come true throughout the year.
Competition "Comic Predictions"
This competition is perfect for celebrating Christmas with a circle of friends. To carry it out, you need to prepare cool pictures that depict what people most often dream about when making a wish. For example:
- Healthy and happy family.
- Money.
- Manager's chair.
- Wedding ceremony.
- New big house.
- Prestigious car.
- Latest model phone.
- Holidays in an exotic country.
- Trip around the world.
The images can be printed or cut out from any old magazines. The pictures need to be hung on a rope. For this purpose, tape or clothespins are used. Each of the guests in turn is blindfolded. The participant is untwisted and brought to the rope. The task of the competition is to take a picture and see what awaits him in the new year.
Predictions for the Old New Year
There are other fun New Year's prediction methods. When everyone gathers at the table for the Old New Year, you can offer guests a treat in the form of dumplings. At the same time, funny and good wishes for the future are not determined by the notes inside the product. Dumplings contain interesting objects, each of them has its own secret meaning and tells you what to expect in the coming year:
Filling
Meaning
Orange
A pleasant surprise from a loved one
To a pleasant romantic acquaintance
To great luck and good fortune
Home comfort and tranquility
Walnut
Good health
To receive unexpected profits
Long and happy life
Big win
Wealth and a comfortable life
Great temptation
Receiving a bonus or salary increase
Caramel
New love story
Potato
New position
Dramatic changes in life
For the wedding ceremony
Red pepper
Obstacles in business
To the good news
Bay leaf
Quick rise through the ranks
Good health and excellent well-being
To big profits
New acquaintances
Obstacles in implementing the plan
Well-being and prosperity
White thread
Long trip or business trip
Green thread
Trip abroad
Thread with knots
To unexpected troubles and worries
Black thread
Short business trip
Passionate lover
Two fans at once
Thrill
Ground allspice
To drastic changes in life
Black peppercorns
New acquaintances
Button
To update your wardrobe
Vain hopes
Well-being at home
Easy year
New creative ideas
Quarrels, tears
Bell pepper
Sex games
Big win
New acquaintances
Dough, beans, fish scales
New addition to the family
Good health
Happy shopping
Well-fed year
Strengthening family relationships
Marriage of convenience
Well-deserved reward for work
New Year's lottery
To make the evening unforgettable, you can hold an interesting fortune-telling lottery. To do this, each of the guests pulls one of the items out of the bag at random, and the host reads to him the meaning of the gift:
Picture Meaning Bubble All troubles and bad luck
They will dissolve without a doubt.
Like a soap bubble
Let all the problems burst
Toilet paper There may be a lot of snow outside,
But your path is easy.
It will be long and bright,
like a roll of paper
Firecracker New interesting year
Waiting at the gate.
It will be noisy, colorful,
Bright - like this firecracker
Soap To wash away all the problems,
I need to get soap
Comb In the coming year
Expect beauty to visit,
So that your hair doesn't let you down,
Here's a cool comb for you
Wet wipes To troubles and sorrows
You haven't been bothered all year,
Erase them from yourself accurately,
Here are some wet wipes for you