Comic congratulations on the roles on the anniversary. Congratulations in skits - the best gift for a birthday man

For a woman the most major anniversary is 55 years old. After all, it is at this age that they retire, and they begin to new life. Do you also think so? Then what we offer you next will interest you one hundred percent. After all, here you will find the newest and most modern scenes for the anniversary of 55 years for a woman. Funny and with dressing up - skits will be a hit on your festive evening. So rather study them all to arrange an unforgettable holiday, and your hero of the day was satisfied!

Scene 1.
One guest sits in the garden cart, and the second takes the cart and carries it along with the guests. They go to the guests, and then a policeman appears and a whistle is blown. The cart stops near the policeman.

Police officer:
Good evening! Captain of the traffic police - Nalivaykin! Where are we in such a hurry? Why vehicle no numbers?

Guest in cart:
Captain, is there no traffic police now?

Police officer:
How not? This is not the traffic police, but our traffic police has always worked, is working and will continue to work. After all, we are the State Alcohol Inspectorate!

Guest near cart:
Alcoholic? Inspection?! So it's good that we met you1 we just have a holiday, we are in a hurry for the anniversary.

Police officer:
For an anniversary?! It's tempting. But I still have a 7-hour shift, then turn in the shift, write outfits, fill out protocols ... in general, I agree, let's go!

And they all go to the guests together.

Guest in cart:
Oops - they've arrived!

Guest at the cart:
Well, fellow policeman. Look, can someone break?

The policeman looking around the guests:
And how long have you been sitting? Three hours? And you can’t tell from you, it’s like they just sat down. So the first penalty for raising toasts too slowly1

Guest in carts:
Is there any way to avoid this penalty?

Police officer:
Can! Pour, drink and avoid fines.

All guests pour and drink.

Police officer:
Yes, let's look further. Are you our hero of the day? Let me congratulate you. And on behalf of the traffic police to hand you (looking around) this garden cart (throws the guest off the cart). As I understand it, you are retired, which means there is a lot of time, you need to go to the garden, Agriculture lift up!
So, since there is a gift, then another reason to drink

Guests pour and drink.

Police officer:
Oh, and time flies! I have to go, my shift is over. But first, one more gift.
(referring to the hero of the day)
Is this your husband? Excellent. On behalf of the traffic police and the power given to me by law, I allow you to use your husband free of charge, that is, for nothing!
And now I beg your pardon - it's time!

Scene 2
Excellent and even good to spend a fairy tale on anniversaries. Only not real, but remade in a new way.
For example, next video- this is a scene in which a fairy tale called the three little pigs takes place. Watch the video and you can stage such a scene at your holiday. We assure you - the guests will laugh until they drop!

Scene 3
And here we offer just to play with all the guests and give the hero of the day original gifts.
To do this, you need to prepare a parcel, and put the following gifts in it: horseradish (grows in the garden), herbs (you can buy at the pharmacy), garlic and onions, brine and moonshine. And then everything is in the text below. Read and you will understand everything yourself how to play and give:

Scene 4
And one more scene with the postman Pechkin. He will also present a gift to the hero of the day at the end.

Pechkin:
Knock-Knock. Is it an anniversary here?

Leading:
Yes, and who are you?

Pechkin:
I am the postman Pechkin. I brought telegrams for the hero of the day from (points up) Putin himself.

Leading:
Great, give it a go!

Pechkin:
E no. So mail doesn't work. First you need to check your documents. But, I see that you are drunk, so I will not check your documents, let the police deal with it. I will visit you tomorrow.

Leading:
Wait, Pechkin. Why tomorrow? Come sit with us - eat, drink. I hope workers can drink mail?

Pechkin:
And you can eat and drink. Well, let me sit with you.

Pechkin sits down at the table and they treat him - they pour a glass and give him a bite to eat.

Pechkin:
Okay, I've become kind. I like you. I will send you a telegram.

The host reads the text of the telegram. After that, everyone drinks for such an unusual gift.

If you are arranging a holiday on the occasion of the anniversary, then you need to properly prepare for it. Be sure to come up with funny pranks and games for guests. Even better, if you have a couple of scenes that will make you laugh so that the guests fall off their chairs. For example, a scene: hu and li is great option for the anniversary. Hu and li are the names of foreign guests who came from far away to congratulate the hero of the occasion on the anniversary. Only one name will cause delight and laughter among guests. And what will happen next, you will find out for yourself.

Everyone knows how great it is to get together with a group of friends and sit in the evening. And to make it even better and more interesting for you, there are new impromptu fairy tales for a drunken group of friends on different holidays. For example, for an anniversary or New Year, birthday or just for friendly gatherings. See our ideas, take something for yourself and have fun.

How to sit well with friends, drink beer and discuss last news. But sooner or later, simple gatherings get boring and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh to make the evening even better and brighter. What do you want to play? Maybe in new fairy tales-alterations for a drunken company? It is very easy to play roles in such fairy tales. You only need to distribute the roles, and then everything will go by itself. Look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.

Whatever holiday you are celebrating, you always need to arrange games and contests, hold fun game blocks, and even make fairy tales and performances! But in order to show a fairy tale or a performance, one has to rehearse, but there is no time for this. How to be? Here comes to the aid of an instant performance impromptu for cheerful company which do not require preparation and rehearsals. You only need to choose the guests to participate in the performances. Give them a role and words, and that's all - you can show the scene for the judgment of the audience, who will definitely appreciate it.

Nothing "disperses" the celebration like a cheerful, funny scene. It is desirable that the invitees themselves participate in it, this will cheer up both the participants and the audience, as well as keep the guests in good shape and prevent them from becoming sour. In addition, guests will feel more involved, involved in the holiday. But the opportunity to participate in a skit should not strain the guests, it is better that it be a small, light, unobtrusive adventure.

In this section of the site you can find scenes for the holiday targeting women, men and children. The scenes we have collected are often replenished and are dedicated to various holidays and dates, so you can pick up scene for the anniversary an elderly person, or you can choose birthday scene to kid. Diversify your holiday with your favorite scene with us!

08 june 2012

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, he has a basket of drugs in his hands and he addresses the birthday man with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And he was in good health since childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer's secret
I will open it to everyone on my birthday,
There are no more secrets!

08 june 2012

Scene for the Anniversary or for the birthday of a man “Childhood”

(runs out skipping) Childhood is a man dressed up under little boy and sings to the motive of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood stay
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any misfortune -
This, of course, in childhood
We must fall immediately!
I will tell you emphatically:
You are forgiven today!

We read the continuation of the scene for the anniversary further

02 june 2012

Leading:

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You all probably heard the expression: “Well, why are you walking shaggy like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: on the birthday of our birthday girl, just such a client arrived! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene dressed up as Shishiga comes out, it will be funnier if he is a large man dressed in a woman's dress and with very shaggy hair or in a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the motive of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the Ph.D. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Continue reading this scene

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed up in new Russian grandmothers, come out, dancing, and sing a couplet to the tune of ditties):

We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we are not sitting idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaking):

A flower, a flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don't talk, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking how it’s better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please him on such a day ?!

Continuation of a cool scene, read on

26 May 2012

(two men come out dressed up with new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or on a guitar):

Flower:

Anniversary needs a couple
Say compliments!
So let's be piping hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me a word soon
Very itchy tongue!
I'm already ready
Congratulations - simply chic!

... continuation of a cool scene, read on

13 Apr 2012

funny scenes are different with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. The plot for the scene can be chosen absolutely any - from own idea before already existing idea. You can write your own script on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for finished work, film, fairy tale, beat some story.

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
You've got a great surprise
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more steams in the work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday man to the tune “If only he had mountains of gold”)

AT modern world people spend little time preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. To come up interesting scenario it doesn't take much time, just pick up funny scenes at the table for a woman's birthday.

Organization of funny scenes

In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in the soul, it is necessary to approach its organization with special care.

Despite the wide variety of scenarios, you need to choose only harmless ones. The action must be positive.

The choice of scenes depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman in her 50s.

It doesn't matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, girlfriend or mother, in any case, it should be extremely positive.

Good wishes of the magic chicken

One guest wears a chicken costume. There should be two kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads the congratulations to the birthday man, after which he says that he has two magical testicles that predict the future.

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.

When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now exists big choice kinders (with cars, houses or various little men). After handing over the kinder, the guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

In order to organize this scene, you will need costumes for a mouse, a bunny, a bear, a fox, a frog, a cuckoo and a frog. If it is not possible to find animal costumes, then you can get by with cool masks or makeup.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scene script:

1. The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he drinks a couple of sips of alcohol, and goes to bed. The cuckoo is chirping.
2. Knock on the door. A drunken wolf comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him up and asks for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours for himself and the cuckoo. The cuckoo calls a couple of times.
3. They knock again. This time, a frog, who has always been the best friend of the owner of the den, came to visit the bear. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear are drinking, and there is a mess all around.

   The frog starts to clean up. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a drink, but the frog refuses. But the cuckoo doesn't mind. After drinking one hundred grams, the cuckoo cuckoos again, the wolf cheered up and sang, and the frog cleans up.

4. There is a knock on the door. Bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to interfere with it and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull one hundred grams. The bunny is against, and the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. They drank - the cuckoo cuckooed.
5. The fox comes to visit. She had her eye on the wolf for a long time and tried to seduce him, but the wolf doesn't care - he wants to drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo pulls another stack and calls.
6. The fox diligently tries to draw the attention of the wolf to himself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a soft knock on the door, but no one paid any attention. The little mouse quickly picks up the rest of the alcohol and runs away. No one understood where the bottle of alcohol had gone.
7. The bear wakes up and thinks about how to get drunk. The wolf understands what situation he is in and takes the fox with him and runs away. The bunny falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she does not mind, only there is nothing to drink. The cuckoo cuckoos and turns off.
8. The bear, not yet very sober, walks with a staggering gait through his dwelling to the guests. He's looking for booze. Let's not let the bear die of a hangover!
   After that, the host asks to raise glasses and drink for the birthday girl.

Funny scenes for a name day on video

Look at the video for funny scenes at the birthday table for a 60-year-old woman:

Funny sketches for a birthday boy

This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The scene will cheer up everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.

We need a guest who will play the role of a doctor. You also need to connect another medical staff e.g. a nurse. The patient must be a birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical staff should leave. After a while, a doctor appears, in whose hands is a leaflet with a diagnosis, which he will have to read out.

1. Name and surname.
2. Age: in the prime of life.
3. Pulse: not measurable.
4. Blood group: many red cells.
5. Heart rate: happy.
6. Vision: sees the positive in everything.
7. Diseases: unexpectedly can fall into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
8. Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
9. Conclusion: the patient began to live not so long ago and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.

Congratulation scene for a man

Men have a lot individual features to be emphasized on a birthday.