A comic collective congratulations to a woman on her anniversary. Anniversary scenarios

In order for your anniversary to become not an ordinary holiday, but something grandiose and imprinted in memory for a long time, in addition to a well-served table, there must be an evening program. This may include interesting congratulations, music competitions, funny scenes, jokes and games. But in order for everything to go smoothly, it is better to worry in advance and come up with a script for the scenes.

For any host, the mood in which the guests will be throughout the entire celebration is important; it follows that competitions should not only be humorous, but also interesting and attract attention.

Any anniversary is divided into three main stages:

1. Introductory part (we meet the guests, introduce them, seat them).
2. The table part is also the official part (giving gifts, wishes).
3. Intermission part (congratulation skits, games, all kinds of entertainment).

The introductory part is usually the most important; all invitees should feel comfortable and not feel abandoned. If the guests arrived at the same time, then a meeting “with bread and salt” is perfect, where the hero of the day himself brings a loaf of bread, giving pieces to the guests. It’s great if all this happens with humor, remembering funny common incidents in life.

You can greet guests in a “camp”; for this you will have to stock up on colorful scarves and a guitar. It is better if all family members participate in this than more people, the noisier the meeting will be. But it is better to say toasts in verse, so all attention will be directed to the birthday person.

If you decide that this is the anniversary your guests should remember, then costume competitions are a must. Dressing up skits are unique competitions, in addition to being interesting and have fun, they help to reveal various talents in those present, and this is absolutely impossible would be better suited for a diverse or unfamiliar company. True, you will have to worry about costumes and other paraphernalia in advance, but a celebration of such magnitude does not take place every day.

Dressing up scenes

Maya the bee

For this you will need a bee costume, however, striped T-shirts will do (preferably black and yellow, but other colors are also suitable, you can translate it into a joke, for example, what a summer, such bees). Maya the bee flies to her birthday with a pot of honey (in fact, you can put a gift or a comic souvenir in the pot). Having arrived, the bee gives a present and flies around the birthday boy with wishes on this significant day.

Anniversary with a star

Musical scenes are a great continuation of the celebration; what is a celebration without songs and dances?! Here, in addition to costumes, the personal artistry of the visiting guests will be needed. Changing clothes takes place in next room so that no one sees (surprise effect in in this case necessary). Moreover, for a man’s anniversary it is better to give a performance of the fair sex, for example, Serduchka with her outstanding forms or the ageless Pugacheva. But Serov is perfect for a woman with eternal question- who loves whom or Leontyev performing the beloved “traffic light” by everyone. Alternatively, the roles of women can be played by men and vice versa.

Calling a doctor

This mini skit is suitable instead of a toast to the birthday girl, emphasizing in a comic form all the main female “symptoms”. One of the guests dresses up as a doctor (robe, shoe covers, stethoscope), holding a pre-prepared form with a diagnosis.

Dear guests and relatives of the hero of the day, I (Doctor So-and-so) spent a long time observing the behavior and general condition patient (name of the hero of the day) and is ready to make a medical verdict:

Age - at the very peak of female beauty;

Blood - everything here is unambiguous and unconditional - “blood and milk”;

Life activity – comprehensive development, diversity;

Pulse is extremely difficult to measure, as it flows like a spring;

Heartbeat - there is no constant rhythm, sometimes it works like a clock, sometimes it goes off scale from emotions and enthusiasm;

Vision – 110%, it is impossible to hide even a small thing;

The sense of smell is generally a bomb; it instantly determines where and with whom a loved one has recently communicated;

Hearing is exceptional, not a single call goes unheard;

Complaints – falls asleep instantly when reading books or after a large dinner;

The daily routine increasingly shifts from active to lying down.

Based on the above, I am ready to make an unequivocal verdict - the patient has just begun to live.

It is recommended to have only an active lifestyle, to exclude passivity and negativity, and most importantly, to take everything that you haven’t had time for in life, due to working days or your own embarrassment.

Cleaning assistant

This is another short one, but funny scene, on main role A daughter or granddaughter would be good. We change into a robe, take a mop or broom, and a bucket of water. Having entered the hall, in the interval between competitions or toasts, he begins to clean up, wash the floor, muttering under his breath: “they litter, they trample when they walk.” Then he quietly goes out and exchanges a bucket of water for a bucket of confetti, entering the hall again, approaching the edge with a dissatisfied look and throwing out the bucket on those present.

In general, short skits are more suitable for a large company, as it will be possible to use maximum amount invited

From early childhood we fell in love with fairy tales, we fell asleep to them, looked up to the main characters, but over time everything began to be forgotten. An anniversary is an event where you can not only remember your favorite heroes, but also act as an author, creating a picture of famous characters, but with a completely different scenario.

Impromptu skit« New chicken Ryaba"

50 years is rightfully considered a golden anniversary, one might say - golden mean between past and future years. And the funny fairy tale about the golden egg will fit perfectly into the holiday decoration; both grandparents will certainly like it.

Toastmaster: Grandfather and grandmother lived in one remote village. Grandpa was very weak, he spent all day lying on the stove and sitting on a bench near the house.

(to the song “When We Were Young,” the grandfather comes out, leaning on a stick and sits in the center).

Toastmaster: but grandma was a cheerful person. However, look for yourself: cheerful, playful, lively!

(Grandma comes out to the song “Dolce Gabbana,” dances and waves to those around her and sits down next to her grandfather.

Toastmaster: but the granny, although she was a fighter, did not touch her grandfather, on the contrary, she protected him in every possible way, loved him, kissed him:

IN left cheek, then to the right,

In the right ear, then in the left.

And if your legs hurt, she’ll warm them up and tighten your back, so she does a massage.

Toastmaster: they had chicken Ryaba, fatty, good chicken, it even seemed magical.

(slow music plays, a chicken comes out - a man dressed in a colorful sundress).

Toastmaster: what does a healthy, smart bird do? Of course - lays eggs. All that remains is to find a good groom, let's take the strongest cockerel from the whole village.

(a man in red shorts or pants comes out crowing).

Toastmaster: the egg will not appear just like that, for this it is necessary that the cockerel and the hen become friends, the rooster must protect and take care of his chosen one.

(turns on funny music, couple dancing).

Toastmaster: our heroes have become friends, it’s time to lay an egg.

(go behind the curtain).

Toastmaster: well, it’s time to look at the fruit of the friendship of our birds, friends, meet the golden egg!

(we remove the curtain, a man dressed in an egg costume comes out).

Toastmaster: everyone was very happy - it’s not every day that you see such a beautiful and huge egg. The old men consulted, and decided to break the egg and eat it, and give the shell to be bought up.

Grandfather was the first to hit, he didn’t break it, he tried to kick it, but that didn’t work either;

Granny got involved, she beat him, tickled him, even tried to bite him - nothing.

Everyone is shocked and in tears, scolding the egg, at this time a little mouse appears.

(a girl dressed in a gray skirt with ears on her head).

Toastmaster: every half-decent mouse should have its own tail!

(a man comes out and hugs the mouse around the waist from behind).

Toastmaster: the little gray one ran wildly dancing, forgot about her tail and carried off a saucer (plastic) with treats (sweets, fruits) along with the egg. The egg broke into small pieces that flew into the cracks and out the window. The old people are in tears - they had lost so much gold, but they could have lived well in retirement.

Ryaba: don’t cry, dear ones, you will still have a testicle, if only you find a suitable cockerel, otherwise this one turns out to be weak.

Participants and guests drink to the health and well-being of the birthday boy.

Unfortunately, we are not always able to celebrate a significant date noisily and cheerfully, due to some problems. But congratulating the hero of the day is a necessary thing, especially if it is a woman. In this case, the following 55th birthday greeting to a woman close to you will be perfect for you.

5 and 5 is not ten, 5 by 5 is not twenty-five,
5 and 5 let's congratulate the hero of the day together.
We'll kiss 55 times, we'll spill 55 times,
We will make 55 different toasts in your honor.
5 and 5 are all excellent, 55 manage to comprehend,
5 and 5 of such a rating, God grant everyone to achieve.
55 gifts for you, 55 good words,
55 bouquets for you, anniversary addresses.
55 is your age, 55 is no big deal,
55 if you are still young at heart.
Buy 5 and 5 outfits, 55 more of ours,
Get yourself 5 and 5 earrings for your ears.
5 and 5 law opened, 55 as 45,
5 and 5 are the envy of everyone, like a berry.
55 of your worries, 55 of your worries,
Let the family take over 55 household chores.
55 still in work, 55 no peace,
55 you, as before, will not be bored for a minute.
55 add 5.55 add 10,
55 add 100, live for so many more years!

Inspector

This scenario will definitely appeal to people of the older generation - mother, father, aunt, mother-in-law.

The doorbell rings, it opens, there is a man in a police uniform outside the threshold, and civilians next to him. The policeman comes in and introduces himself - Major Sidorov, I’ll be your new precinct officer. Which one of you will be citizen (surname of the hero of the day)? This means, citizen, there are anonymous complaints against you, which is why I came to you. Do you celebrate something or every day? I ask witnesses to come in.

The witnesses enter.

— The reason for my visit to you, is it clear? What anniversary? No, I didn’t come to you for a holiday, however, your cheerful pastime is proof of your guilt, albeit not direct, but still guilt. The fact is that, according to the anonymous author, you have a mini-distillery, and in common people - a moonshine still. In no case?! Will you deny? Just look at your table, there is so much alcohol, and it’s not cheap at that, it’s clear as day - you drive it and sell it. Well, this is necessary, under the very nose of the police, the citizen would be embarrassed. What if you poison the local drunks in the area, what should I do then? They won’t be poisoned, the vodka is excellent, you say, great, now the witnesses will check.

They pour it to the witnesses and offer it to the inspector.

- I can’t do it when performing, but how can I determine the quality if I don’t try? Eh, something must happen - pour it for me too. Oh, you have a good moonshine, citizen, it’s painfully strong. How do you like the witnesses? - okay, okay, even confiscating on such a day is not convenient. Pour a little more and we’ll start drawing up a protocol. And there is some kind of snack, no need to be greedy, gentlemen, you can smell the smell of snacks on the street, they found you by it. The birthday girl most likely works in a sausage shop? No, it’s strange, but where does such a table come from? Okay, this is not relevant, did you come here just like that? Pour it while I read the protocol.

— when checking a complaint against a citizen (name of the birthday girl), the presence of a machine for producing surrogate alcohol (albeit of excellent quality) was established; after a preventive conversation, a promise was received not to do this again.

— based on all the above facts, Major Sidorov decided that the citizen (name of the hero of the day) will produce alcoholic beverages strictly for personal purposes, for consumption among friends and family (Major Sidorov must be attached). All formalities have been completed, you can continue, gentlemen, witnesses, pour out!

Friends, what difference does it make when an anniversary is 30 years old or 60 years old? The main thing is to create a festive mood and set the right direction. Your scenes can be small, using just one person, or they can be massive, involving everyone and throughout the celebration, this will not change the essence.

A cool anniversary is not a date, nor is it the efforts of people dear to you, it is a state of your soul. Remember the words of Omar Khayyam: “I am as old as I feel.” The more active we live, the less negativity we notice.

Video with original scenes for the anniversary

Birthday is not at all a sad holiday, as it is sung in the well-known song by Igor Nikolaev. And it’s a very fun event, especially when you spent very little time preparing for it. Funny performances and mini birthday skits will help you entertain your guests, especially since we will be happy to share our knowledge and experience with you. After reading our recommendations, you, as a professional presenter, will be able to please your loved ones and friends with an entertainment program prepared just by you.

Types of performances and mini skits for a man or woman’s birthday

There are a great many humorous games and competitions. You don’t have to rack your brains to come up with them yourself. All you have to do is go online to holiday websites where you can choose what you like. Our comic scenes are suitable for an anniversary or any feast. But I want to draw your attention to how to properly organize the order of showing skits as the event progresses.

Let's remember that any holiday has:

• introductory part (arrival of guests)
• official table part (congratulations, gifts)
• intermission part (dancing, entertainment)

From this it follows that to select funny scenes and productions, it is necessary based on this order.

Birthday performances and skits for the introductory part of the holiday

Even a meeting of guests can be organized in a very fun way. Let us recall such an example as the “Bread and Salt” meeting. The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or pie.

Birthday script "Meeting with guests"

The host or hostess, or better yet the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, greet the guest at the door, reading greetings:

Welcoming guests with “bread and salt”

We're not bored today
We dance and sing
We are celebrating the holiday today,
And we invite guests to our place!

Hello, invited guests!
Hello, welcome guests!
We wish you good health,
We invite you to drink tea!

Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next invited person with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests at such a meeting! Let's be honest, the boring wait for everyone to arrive will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. You can also ask the newcomer to recite an interesting poem or dance a dance and only after that accept him into fun company greeters

Of course I would like to remind you funny scenario, a wonderful gypsy production "Meeting our dear guest"

To do this, you need to prepare colored scarves, a guitar or a tambourine in advance ( musical instruments can be cut from cardboard or improvised means). Buy a bear mask and hats, thereby turning the meeting of guests into a whole show with dancing, dressing up and involving the newcomers in the performance you have planned.

See all friends
The gypsy soul sings.
A dear friend came to visit us,
Pour him a lot!
We'll sing and dance,
It's fun to celebrate the holiday!
He came to us, he came to us,
Our dear friend, dear
Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!

I want to say that using the templates for welcoming guests that we gave you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.

And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official table part of our holiday. Guests sit decorously at the tables, periodically standing up, announcing toasts, and giving gifts. I think this is the most “boring” pastime. This is where it's time to shake things up. Small musical scene with the participation of guests, there will be what you need.

Short skits and performances for the official table part

I believe that for this part of the evening, musical performances with minimum quantity participants (from 1 to 3 people), since most of the guests are not yet ready for active actions, basically everyone behaves passively.

A musical, interactive number is very suitable - congratulations on dressing up, for example:

• to Serduchka
• to Alla Pugacheva
• to the gypsies

Don’t forget, for such scenes you need to prepare props, as well as musical accompaniment

But believe me, your efforts will not go unnoticed, but on the contrary, they will bring freshness and revitalization to the holiday atmosphere.

Another option is to rent special gag costumes for such productions. Although personally, I advise you to order a professional animator. It will definitely surprise your guests and save you from unnecessary hassle.

The number of scenes in this part of the holiday can be determined in advance by the number of guests invited by you. For every three toasts - one sketch (just a recommendation from my own experience). Then your guests will definitely not get bored.

Scenario for a birthday, for the intermission part

Well, now let's move on to the main, active part of the event. After the guests have eaten, drunk, and breathed fresh air, it's time for funny mini-skits for birthdays, for women and men. In addition to dancing, we invite you to play a contact fairy tale with your guests. This will greatly amuse your guests. Don't forget to remove this " fun fun" at the camera. Subsequently, after making a video, you can enjoy with your friends the memories of your holiday.

As we have already said, there are a lot of scripts, fairy tales and skits on the Internet, take your pick, I don’t want to. Of course, the more costumes, props, and most importantly characters, the more interesting it is. Let us give an example of a fairy tale that is familiar to everyone from childhood. This mini scene can be played on the birthday of either a woman or a man.

Contact scene “Turnip” for a birthday

Leading:
— Dear guests, stop chewing pies and bones.
Let's entertain ourselves and amuse our friends.
I want to tell you a fairy tale
About how grandfather planted turnips,
Yes, I almost broke my stomach.

This fairy tale is for children and adults. Well, first of all, we need a “Turnip”, it should be big - very big (he chooses the biggest guest. You can put a headband with green leaves on your head, but it will look funnier if the pot is a small flower)

- That's what it is, fodder turnip! And now we need a grandfather, let him be a hundred years old. (choose from the male half. For props, you can use an old hat or beard).

- Yes, and we need a grandmother, just let her be young (we choose a grandmother by using women's table. Props: apron, glasses, rolling pin).

- Well, people, listen, what a turn it was. Here comes the grandfather, although he is old, he is a fine fellow, a rogue with a beard. But there is one problem: he is lazy. He'll come out in the morning; he likes only the balalaika. He sits on the rubble all day and spits on the fence. (The guest at this time performs movements: stroking his beard, playing the balalaika, spitting).

“And here comes the grandmother, she’s young at heart, but she looks like a hag.” He walks, swears, clings to everything with his feet (Acting role, performs movements: stumbles, threatens someone with his fist).

Now all the words will always be pronounced by the presenter in front of the actor, and he, in turn, will skillfully repeat them with expression and gestures)

Grandma: “Why are you sitting there doing nothing, grandpa?”

Grandfather: “I’m too lazy, you’re in trouble.”

Grandma: - Well old tree stump go plant turnips and increase my wealth.

Presenter: - Eh, grandfather got up and went to plant turnips. He came, planted it in the ground, watered it from above, and went back (the actor repeats all the actions according to the text).

Presenter: - Can you imagine, friends, the whole summer went by like this! The sun is shining, the rain is falling, our beautiful turnip is growing, and the grandfather sits on the balalaika and plays and does not blow his whistle. The grandmother came again, angry, angry, gritting her teeth, cracking her bones, swearing!

Grandma: “What are you doing, you’re sitting there again, looking at me, you better go look at the turnip.”

Presenter: - Grandfather stood up, shook himself off, turned around with his beard and went to the garden to look at turnips. Look, she’s big, round-sided and large, she’s sitting in the ground and doesn’t want to come out. He jumped around, let’s shout and call for help.

Grandfather: - Grandma come out, take out your bones!

Presenter: - Here comes the grandmother, carrying her bones. She came, looked, said loudly:

Grandma: - This turnip!!! (grandmother spreads her hands in surprise)

The host addresses the guests: “Don’t pull out the turnips.” Who should I call?

Guests: - Granddaughter

Presenter: — That’s right, granddaughter. And here comes the granddaughter, shaking her mane, that’s what she is, a city girl (you can choose a granddaughter during the course of the play, a younger girl would be good for her. Props - a wig with bows or braids).

Granddaughter: - Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.

Granddaughter: - Will you give me some sweets?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - the granddaughter came closer and screamed:

Granddaughter: - This is a turnip!!!

Presenter: - Three of us can’t pull it out. Who else should I call?

Guests: - Bug!

Presenter: - That's right, Zhuchku! Here she is waving her tail, there is no one more beautiful than her.
(props: headband with dog ears)

Bug: - Woof-woof. Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.

Bug: - Will you give me a bone?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - Bug came closer and spread her arms.

Bug: - This is Turnip!

Host: - There’s no way to get us out, who else should we call?

Guests: - A cat.

Host: - Yes, friends, of course a cat. The most beautiful, very sweet. Here she comes, purring and singing. (Props: headband with cat ears)

Cat: - Meow-meow, purr-purr. And here I am, looking all good. Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Pull out the turnip.

Cat: - Will you give me milk with sour cream?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - The cat came closer and purred under its breath:

Cat: - This is a turnip!

Presenter: - Yes, here’s the thing, even the cat didn’t help. They decided to go home with the whole family, have lunch, sleep, and lie down. They say, if we gain strength, then we will defeat the turnip. (Everyone steps aside).

- Well, while the whole family was sleeping, a small mouse came to the field. (Use the mouse to select the largest man or the birthday boy)

- The mouse saw the turnip and squeaked:

Mouse: - This is a turnip! You need such a turnip yourself.

Presenter: The mouse took the turnip in her hands and dragged it into her hole. (Takes the mouse aside).

“And the whole family returned to the garden and saw that there were no turnips.”

All the actors together: - Where is the turnip?

Presenter: - Yes, we overslept, you are a turnip. You can’t even pull a turnip out of the garden without difficulty. Yes, yes... But there is no morality, as long as there is a delicious lunch. But you are very lucky, our mouse is very kind, she will definitely share the turnip. (The mouse comes out and takes out the turnip). That’s the end of the fairy tale, and well done to those who listened!

With these words, you can ask everyone to clap and announce a photo session.

I think, dear friends, you liked our script, table games and skits. We will post a lot more interesting things on this topic in the future. I just want to say one thing, mass games, scenes for happy birthday will only add positivity to your holiday.

An anniversary is not an ordinary birthday, but a transition to a new stage of life. That is why it is customary to celebrate the anniversary on a grand scale. And so that the holiday does not become simple gatherings at the table, you need to add a little emotion and fun by playing out funny scenes. When preparing skits for a woman’s anniversary, you need Special attention pay attention to costumes: they should be bright and unusual. And, of course, don’t forget about the musical accompaniment and decorations.

No. 1 – “District”

Characters : district police officer, witnesses The district policeman enters Good evening. Allow me to introduce myself - Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, your local police officer. So, let's celebrate? Which one of you is a citizen (name of the birthday girl)? You? There is an anonymous complaint against you, which is why I came. Witnesses, come in. Witnesses come in So it is, citizen. Have you guessed yet why I came to you? No, not for the anniversary. Well, if you look closely, this holiday becomes direct evidence of the accusation against you. The point is this: the complaint states that you are in possession of an illegal moonshine still. Do you deny? Then why so much alcohol on the table? Did you buy it? Where did you get so much money! I immediately understood - drive it yourself! And aren’t you ashamed, citizen (last name)? Right under the nose of the authorities, without a license! What about taxes? What if you poison the whole area for me here? Good vodka you say? Well, let the witnesses judge. Pour for the witnesses. They pour it to the witnesses and at the same time offer it to the policeman. I'm on duty, so no need. The witnesses take the glasses, and the policeman stops them. Stop, comrades. How can I draw up a protocol if I don’t check it myself? Oh, I’ll have to take part in the identification too. They pour it to the district police officer, everyone clinks glasses and drinks. Eh, good! I mean, it’s a bit strong, it won’t do much... But I want it! What will the witnesses say to this? Fine? Good. Well, citizen, you have a good moonshine still! It’s somehow shameful to even take it away, especially on a birthday. Okay, pour another glass to make the protocol faster and easier to write. Well, now it’s not a sin to have a snack. Do you have any snacks? Yes, I know there will be! After all, I found my way here by smell! After all, the hero of the day is the director of a meat processing plant. How is it not? I have recorded in detail here in my anonymous account: how much moonshine and how much sausage. So, what kind of sausage do you like? (The birthday girl calls.) So do I! But I rarely try this: I have a busy job - I run around all day, no snacks, no drinks. I mean, neither sit nor eat. And the salary is tiny, just like this little glass. Oh, why is it empty? Witnesses, did you come here for identification or what? Pour it, and I’ll read the protocol: During the inspection it was established: The citizen (birthday girl) has moonshine still… years. After explanatory and preventive work, she made her verbal promise not to use it again. Literally: “I promise not to do this again, I’ll do it differently.” Based on the above, the police commissioner, senior lieutenant Ivanov, decided: To oblige the citizen (name of the birthday girl) to distill moonshine exclusively for own needs, that is, treat only your family and guests, especially Senior Lieutenant Ivanov. Date of compilation and signatures of witnesses. Well, (name of the birthday girl), formally everything is clean. So we can continue the celebration. Witnesses, pour it! Happy anniversary, citizen (name of the birthday girl)!

No. 2 – “The Doctor’s Visit”

Characters: doctor Someone dresses up in a doctor's costume and instead of another toast reads medical indications birthday girls. They should be beautifully designed in the form of a letter. Dear guests, I was in a hurry to go to the holiday to check the health of our hero of the day. So, after observing her condition a little, I can read out her medical testimony to you, if, of course, she doesn’t mind. Last name and first name of the birthday girl Age: in his prime. Blood type: real “blood and milk” Tone of life: fully developed Pulse: It is not always possible to measure, because it is in full swing. Heartbeat: fickle - sometimes ticking like a clock, sometimes jumping from an excess of emotions and excitement. Vision: 100%, can notice any little things. Smell: subtle sense of smell - can easily determine where the wind is blowing from and with whom the husband communicated the day before. Hearing: like a big ear.

Diseases: For no particular reason, he falls into hibernation after a luxurious dinner at a restaurant and while reading books. Daily regime: Recently, instead of walking, I switched to sitting and even lying down. Conclusion: the patient is absolutely healthy and is just beginning to live. Recommendations:

• more assets;
• less negativity;
• take from life everything that is still not received due to hard work.

The certificate is presented to the hero of the occasion amid applause.

No. 3 – “The Cleaning Lady”

This small skit is done during a break between other numbers, or is performed when everyone is sitting at the table. Characters: cleaning woman. A cleaning lady appears on the stage in a believable image - a robe, a mop, a bucket of water. And he begins to wash the floor (not for fun). Leading(or one of the guests): What are you doing here, it’s actually a holiday here! Cleaning woman: I need to work. All sorts of people come here and get dirty, and I wipe them off until midnight. (continues to grumble quietly and wash the floor). The presenter chuckles and leaves. At this time, the guests continue to celebrate, and the cleaning lady continues to clean the floor. At some point, she must leave for a while and exchange it for the same bucket, only filled with confetti instead of water.

After this, she approaches the edge of the stage (or festive table) and, with a calm look, pours the contents of the bucket onto the guests with all her might. Usually, everyone tries to dodge, and then laughs for a long time.

No. 4 – “Babe”

Characters: presenter, baby. It’s better to cast the role of a baby doll full man and dress him up like a little girl: bows on his head, lace pantaloons to the knee, a small blouse, a toy in his hand, and so on. Presenter: Dear guests! Let's remind our birthday girl of a carefree time - childhood. Moreover, we have a guest who can tell us about it with complete confidence. The “babe” runs out skipping and starts singing in a child’s voice (“A Christmas tree was born in the forest”).

I'm a tiny girl

I don't sit still

(Insert name of the hero of the day), like candy,

I appreciate it the most!

Everyone calls me baby

But everyone sees for themselves:

My big belly

You can see it here and there!

In your favorite children's dress

I came to you for the holiday,

To the beautiful birthday girl

I have some surprises in store.

They are sitting beautiful

Among your guests!

Very tasty for this

The candy will be for her!

The little one runs to the hero of the day and presents a sweet present - a large candy, coin or medal.

No. 5 – “Fortune Teller”

Characters: gypsy woman A gypsy woman appears with a bag. It contains Kinder Surprise eggs. You need to unpack them in advance and come up with them for each toy. comic prediction, if it works out, you can improvise. There are as many eggs as there are guests plus the birthday girl. If the budget is limited, then you can take a few eggs and the gypsy herself will choose the people to tell fortunes, not forgetting about the hero of the occasion.

Today to each of you

I will predict a simple fate.

I'll find the solution quickly

Taking one look at the essence.

Take an egg each

Forgetting about your age and position!

Let what's hiding below

No. 6 – “Eastern Guest”

Characters: old man Hottabych Old man Hottabych appears, dressed in a robe, a turban and holding in his hands a rug and a small bag (in it are pieces of paper with numbers for completing tasks). He bows and addresses everyone present: Hello, honorable guests and the most beautiful of the birthday girls! He lays out a rug and sits on it. Then he turns to the birthday girl: Oh, the sun of my life, the most beautiful (name of the birthday girl)! I have come here from a distant land to fulfill your wishes. But first I would like to be convinced of your wisdom and ask some tricky questions. If, of course, you allow it. The hero of the day allows it. I obey, my lady. First, I’ll ask you this: is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row? The answer is no, because they are separated by night. My incomparable one! Listen to the following question: what does the birthday girl have that other people use more often? The answer is the name. And now, my sun and stars, I will fulfill your deepest desires, and the honorable guests will help me with this. He gets up, bows and goes to the guests. Dear guests. Now you will fulfill the wishes of our dear (name). To do this, you must be ready for anything and complete tasks without hesitation. Now, pull out your tickets. Each person is given a bag from which a piece of paper with a number is drawn. Then Hottabych gives the task by number.

To cheer everyone up,

You should sing a little.

Kohl arrived for the anniversary,

Drink a glass quickly!

Giving a little happiness,

Take the swallow pose.

And with deep respect,

Make a short toast!

You, my friend, got the right

Give your neighbor on the right a kiss!

Give a compliment

To the hero of the day from the heart.

Our birthday girl

Just a fairy tale - top class!

Come to her quickly

And hug me tightly.

Kiss the hero of the day,

Just don't hurt!

Well, my friend, come on,

Tell me a joke.

When all tasks are completed, Hottabych says: Oh, incomparable (name)! There is one more gift left with which I want to please your beautiful eyes and ears. This oriental dance is for you! You can take two or three guests as performers, both women and men, who have not previously been involved in the competition. Oriental music comes on and Hottabych dances with them. After finishing, he approaches the hero of the occasion, bows and says: My lady, I am leaving, but leaving you in good hands: your guests will always fulfill your wishes. Well, I'll be back for the next anniversary.

An anniversary is a special date, so you can’t leave it unnoticed. Well, funny scenes will not leave even the most serious guests indifferent.

Girls and women of all ages are very sensitive to the birthday holiday, with excitement and slight sadness they invite their best friends to visit and serve festive table.

It is very important for women to know that they are remembered and that they are loved very much! And festive scenes and small comic performances will help you show your reverent attitude towards the birthday girls.

Scene - a fabulous celebration

Younger women still remember imagining themselves as princesses or heroines famous fairy tales, so the scene “Cinderella” will serve as a good compliment for them. The following characters participate in the scene:

• Cinderella is the birthday girl. For this role you need a crown and shoes (can serve as a gift)
• Good Fairy - a shiny festive cap or hat and an improvised magic wand
• Evil sisters and stepmother - long skirts or wide scarves and bright makeup. You can simply paint your lips with bright red lipstick

A fairy appears in front of the guests.

• Fairy: Hello, dear guests! Today we have gathered here to congratulate our beloved and dear (name of the birthday girl). She manages everything for us: she does a great job at work, helps her friends and has fun with them, cooks wonderfully and keeps her house clean... like a real Cinderella! Today guests came to congratulate our Cinderella.
• Stepmother and sisters enter. They all speak in an insinuating, malicious voice and fake smiles.
• Stepmother: Cinderella! We have come to wish you a Happy Birthday!
• Fairy (addresses the guests almost in a whisper): And I will help them a little with this.
• First sister: I want to wish you, Cinderella, that you will sew dresses all your life! Fairy (waves her wand): only from the best fashion designers in the world!
• Second sister: No, not like that! I wish you... there are always only frogs!
• Fairy (says a spell): Or better yet, frog legs on a romantic trip to Paris!
• The sisters are crying: Mom, what is it that the fairy is stopping us from congratulating Cinderella!
• Stepmother: That's because you want it wrong! Look! I wish, Cinderella, that you never marry a handsome prince!
• Fairy: Because you are already married to a real king! (for married people) or - because you will marry a real king! (for singles)

After this, shoes are brought out, which act as a gift or just a prop for a scene, and are put on the birthday girl’s feet.

A scene for a woman's birthday - the whole camp

Scenes and pranks with gypsies, of course, cannot be called classic, but they are certainly popular among the people! For this skit, you will need a female volunteer among the guests to play the gypsy. Guests should be warned and have change with them. Required details:

• Bright makeup
• Flowing black hair
• A large amount of jewelry, especially necklaces around the neck
• Long skirt and many colored scarves

In the middle of the festive evening, a gypsy runs into the room, dancing to the sounds of a tambourine, and begins the performance:

Gypsy: Ay, dear guests, good evening to you, good hosts! I trampled a hundred roads and walked through a hundred cities before I came to you. And I came to tell you your fate! I feel like something happy is going to happen today! Well, who wants to know first, don’t be shy?

He runs up to the first guest - a man. It’s better if it’s the birthday girl’s lover.

Gypsy: Gild your pen, dear! (The man gives a coin. The gypsy woman looks at the palm thoughtfully). I see that today you will meet your destiny, that today you will see your love and you will have a lot of happiness with this queen of hearts, you are our king of diamonds!

She runs up to the next person – the birthday girl’s best friend.

Gypsy: Hey, beauty, don’t be stingy, I’ll tell you the whole truth and show you! (Receives a coin). I see that you have a faithful friend in your life, blue eyes (or the color of the birthday girl’s eyes), hair the color of a golden ray (or the color of the birthday girl’s hair)! Take care of her, beauty, faithful assistant you will always have it!

Approaches the parents of the birthday girl.

Gypsy: May you be healthy good people! Take pity on the poor orphan too! (The gypsy is poured a glass and given a snack. She drinks and eats it.) Aw thank you and your home! I foresee that today you will have a happy and joyful day, because you have found a great treasure in life...

Then the gypsy notices the birthday girl.

Gypsy: What a beauty stands before me! Oh oh oh! Now I see who illuminated this house with clear light today!

The gypsy woman gets up and says a toast of congratulations to the birthday girl and gives a gift.

Scenes - seeds

These easy little games will help charge the entire holiday table with positivity and give a good atmosphere to your celebration.

• Ladder

All women love compliments. That's why this game it is built on them. Everyone sits at the table and pours alcohol into their glasses. The first guest says: “I wish you to be...” and one word of wishes, for example - beautiful. Next guest says the wishes of the previous guest and his own. The third guest says the wishes of the first two and his own. At the same time, wishes should not be repeated.

So the game moves in a circle, increasing in intensity. The guest who cannot repeat all the wishes drinks. And the game starts all over again.

• Mad rabbit

This activity requires 2 volunteers and a host. The host announces that now one volunteer must wish for another animal, and he must show it so that the other guests can guess who it is. The presenter must know which animal the volunteer will wish for. Let it be a rabbit.

While the volunteers go into another room to make a wish for an animal, the host quietly announces to the guests that the volunteer will show a rabbit.

When the volunteers return and one begins to show the animal, everyone tries hard to pretend that they do not understand who he is showing. As a result, after a couple of minutes the volunteer himself turns into a rabid rabbit.

In fact, the main thing in congratulating a woman on her birthday is a feeling of affection, care, love. Therefore, it doesn’t matter how you decide to congratulate the birthday girl: with a funny or touching scene, funny jokes or pleasant compliments. The main thing is for her to feel happy on her special day.

An anniversary is a big holiday. Many are trying to celebrate it on a grand scale. This implies a wide feast and many guests. There are not only relatives here, but also friends of the hero of the day with their children and spouses, his colleagues, co-workers, and superiors. It turns out to be a very diverse company - in terms of age, hobbies, interests. To prevent guests from getting bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment you can offer them. The best options for this are scenes that will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one “actor” and larger-scale ones. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will be suitable, from existing books, films and mini-productions that we spied somewhere, to those invented independently. However, they all must have one common feature- be funny.

Costume performances

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participating actors are dressed for believability. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is agreed upon in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to give an additional gift.

Traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are participating. You need to choose the appropriate costumes - a traffic police uniform for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. “Hunters” can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Progress of the scene

Two hunter friends, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they broke the rules traffic and were stopped by the inspector. We explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate him good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the celebration site. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out, and then hands the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday boy himself (his last and first name is announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Technical inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

1. The condition is excellent.
2. The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.

1. Refuel only with high-quality fuel - octane number not less than 40. If the octane number is lower, it is necessary large quantity fuel.
2. Regular lubrication of the filler part is recommended: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
3. Using a vehicle by proxy is not permitted.
4. The owner must remember that for normal operation vehicle caress, love and regular lubrication are needed.
5. The next technical inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This skit also requires three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple; you don’t even have to completely change the actors’ clothes, but simply choose the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, brimmed hats. For the translator - visual glasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. At the height of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head towards the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento e druzente – lubente alcoholento pipento! Translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Come to the devil in the middle of nowhere and tell me at least something! Translator: We came to your wonderful city to join everyone’s congratulations. 1st guest: Pozhelanto ne glotanto tabletanto and not znanto vrachevanto! Translator: We would like to wish you good health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in your wallet and your belly was always full! Translator: May it accompany you through life financial well-being and lasting happiness. 1st guest: Puskaento druzilento nikogdento na krysento! Translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We wantetto handed over figinetto and jurundento! Translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy for you. 1st guest: Not obzhirante and not blivante, pusento not lopnento. Translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Posminente nascente priezdante – italiano podarente. Translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Strange salaries

A small costume scene that should accompany, and possibly open, the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is advisable that they be women - thin, short and tall:

• The small one is “weighed” with a small amount of money - this can be either coins or small denomination bills. You can simply draw them on large sheets of paper so that they are clearly visible.
• A tall woman is dressed more richly - there are no coins at all, but there are a lot of large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.

Congratulations to Little Salary

Don’t look, dear birthday boy, that I’m still so little. I wish you all the most beautiful things in the world. May, with my help, you be able to provide yourself with a life worthy of the king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.

Congratulations to a Big Salary

Maybe I don’t look very much like a lucky lottery winner, but together with my little sister we are... best gift, which will be useful to you in any situation, will take you on vacation and will bring you many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this speech, all guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift present it to the birthday person. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.

Mini-productions

Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day and his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man fully dressed as a doctor enters the hall. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, and shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small “medical case”. Doctor: Allow me, let me! Before congratulations can be heard, I am forced to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins an examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical procedures. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let’s see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “that’s what I thought,” and the like. After this he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have conducted a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

• Jubilee (last name, first name, patronymic).
• Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
• The pulse is a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
• Blood type - only red cells, sometimes white ones are also found (in strictly measured quantities). This is real “blood and milk”!
• The heart rate - as it should be on your own anniversary - either jumps or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.

• The vital tone is completely versatile.
• Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
• Hearing is truly universal, which is very rare.
• The sense of smell is very subtle, with a probability of error of 3% it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
• Chronic diseases are an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious lunch, a lovingly prepared dinner. More often this occurs next to a working TV.
• The daily routine is mixed: walking, sitting, lying down.
• The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of a given organism. It is recommended to take from life everything you want and what you didn’t get.

Urgent telegram

A man with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache enters the hall. He pretends to everyone famous character- postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me, postman Pechkin. I brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I definitely need to wet my throat. He demands a filled glass, drinks it, then reads the telegram. It can be written down on this form.

Telegram text

I dreamed of coming dot I couldn’t tour dot I cordially congratulate you dot I wish you hello dot I dream of being there dot yours Alla Pugacheva This sketch can be staged instead of the next toast. And in conclusion, a cool fairy tale scene awaits you about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc