Scene - congratulations "wonderful time machine". Original and funny scenes for a woman’s anniversary
Well, what is an anniversary without jokes and laughter? Of course, bad and boring! Therefore, we offer you comic scenes of congratulations on the anniversary of a woman, thanks to which there will be jokes and laughter on your anniversary. Each scene is something different and unusual. The main thing is to approach the process creatively and “charge” the guests with positivity.
It will also not be bad if you find costumes for the participants in the scene. After all, when characters have their own appearance and appearance, then it looks and is received completely differently.
If you are planning to congratulate a woman you know on her anniversary, then don’t rush. No, of course you need to congratulate her, don’t rush to make it trivial! Look first funny scenes Congratulations on the anniversary of the woman who are right in front of you. And when you look, you will choose any one, which will become your congratulations. And believe me, no one has ever seen anything like this, and everyone will definitely remember this moment forever.
When going to some holiday, you always think, how can I congratulate the hero of the occasion? After all, everyone will read poetry, say words of congratulations, and all this will be so banal that it will get boring after two or three people. And how you want to stand out, so that your congratulations are remembered and said - it was just super! Costume and funny scenes for a woman’s anniversary will help you brightly and unusually congratulate your friend on her anniversary. Our skits are positive and always in a good mood.
The time has come when your friend or acquaintance turns exactly 60 years old. Yes, this is an honorable and respectable age. But this is not that age. To sit on the couch and be sad. Therefore, be sure to persuade your friend to celebrate such a wonderful anniversary. Moreover, we have cool scenes for a woman’s 60th birthday. Show these scenes for anniversaries, and then your friend will thank you very much for not letting such an event as her 60th anniversary go to waste!
Men are our support, protection and love! Getting ready for your birthday loved one It is important to secretly come up with such an entertainment program that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday boy and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original way, with humor and invention.
At the table
Scene No. 1 “Harmful cleaning lady”
At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
One of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning woman: What do I care about that? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).
Guest: Don’t you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!
(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene No. 2 “Congratulations from friends”
Each person has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing an adaptation of a song to the tune of “The blue ball is spinning and spinning.”
Together:
The years, like birds, fly by in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
We will give a red ball to the bolder ones,
As a sign of respect, accept it quickly,
Lots of warmth, lots of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
So that you can be happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let your family, friends be nearby,
You are the best, I say without concealment.1 friend
We want to give you peace of mind,
Give a blue balloon on this day.
He will save you from sadness,
And only goodness will find its way into your home!2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream,
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.Together
There were also other balls,
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.There was a yellow ball - it decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, a treacherous color.
Yellow ball - tests in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 “Compliments”
For this congratulation you will need a presenter, whatman paper and markers.
1. On whatman paper, the presenter writes the name of the birthday person horizontally or vertically (whichever is more convenient).
2. The guests’ task is to come up with an adjective for each letter that characterizes the birthday person in a positive way.
3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. The gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 “Hidden Gifts”
The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches guests with a request to take a gift out of the bag.
Each gift should be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who received the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday person with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday person.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give you a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unwraps the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).2. Wear it for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember your guests more often,
I have exactly the same ones on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - panties with a gag).3. You never know what life will bring to us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps our best reward
As a gift for you...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Have you thought about giving something like this?
We decided that you are independent,
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 “Wishes from a psychic”
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive points attracts! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 “Doctor’s visit”
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor’s costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, and a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
“Dangone never lacks”? (Looks questioningly at the birthday boy, but does not give an answer; he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with our hearts?! I hear, I hear: “lovelessness”!
Let's continue the inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ahh, here everything is serious... you have a rare disease on your hands: “work in the throat is never a horror”!
(Knocks on knees with a hammer): And you have “all-over-all-kinosis” in your legs! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in his eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you take what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to radically get rid of gadget addiction! I prescribe you the best medicines (gives good book or a collection of motivational quotes)! Well, everyone, be healthy! (Bows and leaves).
Movable
Scene No. 7 “Congratulations to the King!”
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: The king's throne, costumes for the courtiers (or at least attributes).Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You - great ruler of your power, and on behalf of all your subjects, allow me to read you congratulations!
(He unrolls the scroll with importance. He looks around in fear and calls another courtier).
Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll.)
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - show me! How angry is King (Name)? (Guests show). How does the king dance at a cheerful discus, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine and make his way into his payment room without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday boy).
Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are the overseas gifts! Accept, King (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1: Count De (guest's last name) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country presents you with an enchanting aroma! With him you can do anything! Neutralize your enemies and gain allies! (They give perfume).
Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a golden fish so that all your wishes come true! Prince (name) from (...) gives you the opportunity to do this! (They give fishing equipment).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is a worthwhile thing! A magic potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Courtier 1: And I make a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Grab this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 “Three brooms”
Three women will be needed for congratulations. Each of them has a broom in their hands. In total you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To have a healthy man
We give you an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll soar you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday boy).Second woman
Don't fuss and don't suffer,
Better yet, use a birch broom.
Let's walk over the shoulders, over the head,
So that you are as healthy as a bull on a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, let’s soar him boldly.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the lower back.
Scene No. 9 “Congratulations from oriental beauties”
Characters: Girls dressed in oriental beauties(roles can be distributed according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the ceremony and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!
Girl 2: You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of appetizers).
Girl 1: So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!
Girl 2: Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!
Girl 3: There are no sweets (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, who likes to swim in a warm river in the morning, we will give you, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then simply replace it with the words “that’s what!”)
Scene No. 10 “A Little Life Story”
Characters: Presenter, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: chair, sheet, cap, diaper, bottle with a pacifier with a cocktail, animal masks, inscriptions “Car”, “ball”, “Prestigious work”, school bag, audio recordings: “My only”, “Oh, this wedding”.
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, he can put on a diaper, put on a cap, and sit on a chair.Leading: Sit down, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very little, he was given a bottle of milk... (He comes up, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured into it. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday boy in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the host helps the birthday person remove all attributes, gives him a briefcase), and began going to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)Young woman: What hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still married, but to someone else!
(The song “Ah, this wedding sang and danced”) plays.Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(The guest runs out, the inscription on the back is “Prestigious work”, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, and in the end, of course, catches him).All characters speak in chorus or in turn: Life flies by, but don’t rush! Feel free to write your story! Walk steadfastly on the path to happiness, there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge, how prepared you were, your people!
(Next is the presentation of gifts).
In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, and more specifically in the city "" - thirty years ago, with mom and dad
- the boy appeared -
And the news of this shot up.
And so our Seryozha was born!
Where are you, Seryozha? - Show up!
The soundtrack contains words from the song "I good boy!" - the hero of the day appears in a cap - slits for the head.
Can you hear his screams? (baby cries)
So that he doesn’t scream, we’ll give him a pacifier right away. (He has a cap on his head)
So he was born, stretched his arms (stretched), stomped his feet (stomped)
and fell asleep (shows that he is sleeping) He is asleep, snoring, and we
In the meantime, we’ll sing a song: “Bai-baiushki bayu, where is your mother?” (once again
together).
(the baby is sleeping, put his hands under his cheek,)
I woke up...Seryozha...but my mother wasn’t there, I opened my eyes and started crying again
He spit out the pacifier (spits it out), cries and wants to eat.
I wiped my eyes and washed my face
Presenter. The baby was gluttonous, we won’t hide it.
He was reaching for the bottle, oh, Varnak!
Well, demonstrate this
And show me how it was, how?
The hero of the day’s mother, putting her hands through the slots, takes the bottle with a pacifier from the presenter’s hands and, not seeing the result of her labors, tries to give the hero of the day a drink from the bottle. The soundtrack plays a song performed by the group "Avaria" "Drink Beer!", the guests support the test with applause.
Presenter. That's enough, I'm already drunk!
Seryozha is growing, his teeth are appearing.
Now we want to see - here, in front of the people,
How these teeth are cleaned with a brush.
Transferred to mother or wife Toothbrush, she is trying to brush the teeth of the hero of the day, cheerful music is playing.
Presenter. Once the teeth have appeared, you need to eat.
This is a banana inflorescence!
It is necessary to clean before taking a sample,
Come on, Galina, feed me, try it!
A banana is given to the mother, she peels it and feeds the hero of the day. The soundtrack plays the children's song "Our happiness is constantly chewing coconuts, eating bananas, chunga-changa"
Presenter. Our Seryozha has eaten and treated himself,
And we could stop our test here,
But, friends, it’s no good to walk around uncombed -
It's time for the boy to comb his bangs!
Mom is given a comb, lines from the song performed by A. Varum “Charming” are heard, mom combs the hair of the hero of the day.
presenter: the baby grew up, went to school, physical education lesson: how to ride a bike, how to run, how to do exercises, ( right hand up, left leg to the side) and vice versa
Presenter. Of course, many years have passed, We are all watching the test -
The waters have already flown under the sea -
We remember the last gesture.
I grew up a little and decided that it was time to give up childhood.
Seryozha. took off the cap, cleverly tied the scarf on the side (we tied it) and off we went
to the disco (music), Seryozha dances, stamps his feet, hands
slams (shows), dances, and even squeaks. The music is cool, the girl is watching
corner girl hanging out
He decided to meet her, but for courage he drank a glass (drinks)
, lit a cigarette, he quickly called her (calls).
Nadya jumped up, ran up to him, and let them dance together (he with his arms, legs,
she is nearby, the music is fast) Nadya is happy
that Seryozha chose her, and let her perform a belly dance in front of him (resp.
music) They danced. Serezha really liked it and
the time has come, I fell in love,
He invited Nadezhda to marry
And so it happened - I burst into tears,
At least he held his feelings in his fist!
And you, Mommy, take a handkerchief here,
Wipe away the tears of farewell to youth.
And here our performance will end.
We wipe away our tears - One, two, three
Mom, having received a handkerchief, wipes away the imaginary tears of the hero of the day; the chorus of the song “I’m Crying” performed by T. Bulanova sounds in the soundtrack. The banner is removed, the presenter sums up
The main task of festive scenes is to unobtrusively captivate the guests of the celebration and give them a positive mood. For this purpose, funny games in the form of impromptu are used. At the same time, the host of the holiday acts as a good conductor and a kind of psychologist. He notices that the guests' mood is heading in the wrong direction and knows how to divert the audience's attention from the problem that has arisen in time.
Why are scenes needed?
Women line up with each other in a modular structure, which allows them to change the program at any time and close any pauses that may arise inadvertently. Even if the script has already been prepared, and everything in it is logical, it can be changed almost between toasts. It is unlikely that guests will notice anything, but the holiday will gain momentum.
Main congratulations
Before performing funny skits and congratulating a woman on her 55th birthday, the presenter must congratulate the hero of the occasion. His speech might be like this:
“Beloved (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion)! On this bright day, we can talk a lot about how venerable this noble age is, and about what is still ahead, and you are at the very beginning of your path. All these words, of course, are standard and commonplace. But I would like to fill my congratulations with warm words addressed to our irresistible Birthday Girl. Unforgettable, sweet, and beloved (name of the hero of the day)! Let all troubles and adversity pass you by. Let your family and friends become a source of happiness, goodness and light. You really deserve it, and no expensive L'Oreal cosmetics can replace your peaceful family happiness, which remains with a person, no matter what.
I congratulated, and now our dear guests take the reins in their hands. But they will congratulate you for a reason. Each person present will write wishes on balloons. But this must be done so that no one notices. Even you should not read these bright words. All the balloons will be collected and released into the sky in the evening. So all the best wishes will come true - tested for yourself!”
Cool scenes for the anniversary of a woman 60 years old or older are still to come at this stage. In the meantime, the presenter gives each speaker a helium balloon and a felt-tip pen. All air balloons are picked up by the leader and released to the ceiling. There they remain until the end of the celebration.
Achievements of the Birthday Girl
One of the first cool scenes for a woman’s anniversary can be congratulations. The host's words can serve as an alternative start to the evening. If you wish, you can change the order of congratulations, starting the evening with a toast from the hero of the day, and then continue with the above-described congratulations from the host to the birthday girl.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! We are sincerely pleased to welcome you to this significant event - the 50th Anniversary (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Now let’s all greet our wonderful, dear and irresistible birthday girl with a standing ovation!”
(Celebratory music plays, the birthday girl enters the hall).
“Our dear guests! I hope that everyone has already filled their glasses with champagne, because now, according to tradition, our Birthday Girl will be the first to raise her glass and make the first toast of this wonderful evening!”
(Toast to the hero of the day)
“Today is a very special day. After all, 50 years is not just an anniversary. This is one of the most significant events in a person’s life. The number that indicates the number of years lived is not at all the main thing. And the main thing is what our dear Birthday Girl has acquired over the years. Who among those present will tell us about her main achievements? Let's find out, dear guests, who will tell you the most information about our Birthday Girl? Who has such exclusive knowledge? Of course, prizes await you for this!”
(Guests name achievements, and the presenter gives a prize to the one who can list the most merits).
Toasts to husband and children
Before performing funny scenes for a woman’s 60th birthday, her loving spouse and children must voice their toasts. The presenter says:
“There is a person in this room who not only treats our hero of the occasion with love and respect, but also, in addition, considers her no less than the most beautiful, charming, dear and beloved. This is the most close person(name and patronymic of the birthday girl), husband (name and patronymic of the spouse).”
(Husband makes a toast).
“And now, dear guests, before you start dancing yet, we offer you an exciting and fun competition. An interesting prize awaits the winners. So, pay attention! You all know very well the name of our Birthday Girl. The winner will be the guest who can come up with maximum amount rhyme to the name (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Sheets of paper and a pen can be obtained from me. You have 15 minutes to come up with a rhyme, so hurry up!”
(In a quarter of an hour)
“Well, it’s time to find out the name of the winner. Let's listen to the rhymes that you managed to come up with!
(Guests take turns calling rhymes, a winner is chosen who managed to come up with the most a large number of rhymes).
“The winner of this competition is (name). And the prize for him is a ticket for the Birthday Girl to fulfill any wish!”
(A cool scene for a woman’s 50th birthday continues with the presenter handing over a ticket. It says:
“This ticket entitles its holder to fulfill any wish of the Birthday Girl in the amount of 1 piece. Validity period: from (celebration date). The birthday girl's signature").
Game "Princess Nesmeyana"
Another great funny scene for a woman’s anniversary. All those present should be divided into two groups. The players belonging to the first team - “Tsarevna Nesmeyana” - sit on chairs and try to take on as serious a facial expression as possible. And the task of the players of the second team is to jointly make the “non-laughers” laugh. If within a certain time it is possible to make all the “non-laughers” laugh, then the team of “mixers” will win. If not, vice versa. Participants can then switch roles. In order to unbalance their opponents and make them laugh, representatives of the second group can tell jokes, make funny faces, and demonstrate pantomime. But it is not allowed to touch the “non-smeyans”.
Congratulatory song
The holiday can include not only funny scenes. A scenario for a woman’s 60th birthday (or any other age) may include a song congratulation from her best friends.
“Our dear (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Today, so many wonderful friends have gathered here who are eager to congratulate you on this wonderful event. Each of them, of course, will congratulate you personally. But now I invite everyone present to sing a congratulatory song for our Birthday Girl!”
(The host gives the lyrics to the guests, the melody plays, everyone sings).
Congratulations from friends
No less warm congratulations will be given by the closest friends of the hero of the occasion. For this cool anniversary scene, a woman will need the participation of her close friends.
“Well, now I’ll ask the Birthday Girl’s best friends to go on stage.”
(Friends of the hero of the occasion go on stage).
“Now you ladies are one team. I will give you 20 A4 sheets. On ten of them you write the bad things from which you want to protect our dear hero of the occasion. And on others - the best that you can wish for the Birthday Girl!”
(In this part of the cool scene of congratulations on the woman’s anniversary, the friends do what was said).
“And now, right in front of our dear Birthday Girl, we will perform magic. With his help, bad things will never happen in her life! To do this, we place the sheets directly on the floor and, to the accompaniment of active music, we begin to cheerfully trample all the bad things with our feet. If the paper tears and you can’t see what’s written on it, that’s very good! So, friends, let’s move to the music as actively as possible!”
(A cool scene for the anniversary of a woman 50 or older continues cheerful music. The presenter plays a fast melody. The goal of the girlfriends is to tear the sheets).
“I see that you did great! And now that's it good wishes it is necessary to sing to our Birthday Girl to the sounds of life-affirming music! You wish with all your heart for our dear (name) what you wrote now? And let the guests support you with thunderous applause!”
(Friends “sing” positive wishes).
“Well, (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion), you really have wonderful friends. They really are willing to go to great lengths for you - and that’s very cool! And now I propose to encourage your friends with sweet prizes - chocolates and sweets!”
Wet spectators
The prank can be held separately or included in any scene. During one of the presenter's performances, a cleaning lady suddenly appears from behind the scenes. She is wearing a blue robe, holding a wet mop and half a bucket of water. Her intentions to clean the floor are serious.
Host: “What are you doing, citizen! We’re having a celebration!”
Cleaning lady: “I have work! What is unclear?! Everyone who is not too lazy is walking around, trampling...” (grumbling, he begins to wash the floor).
The presenter, shrugging his shoulders, tries to continue the previous scene, periodically glancing sideways at the cleaning lady. She, without any embarrassment, continues to wash the rag in the bucket and polish the floor. Gradually the bucket moves around the stage and at a certain moment is hidden from the eyes of the guests behind the scenes. At this point, the bucket of water must be replaced with exactly the same bucket, but filled with confetti. As if nothing had happened, the cleaning lady with a bucket approaches the very edge of the stage and, with all her strength, suddenly “pours water” onto the audience. Frightened guests scream and try to dodge. There is an explosion of laughter as confetti falls on those present.
Scene with a bonnet
This cool scene is suitable for the anniversary of a 55-year-old woman during retirement.
Leading:
“She burst into tears, White light being born
And everyone around laughed cheerfully...
But it’s true, today we gave birth to a young pensioner. We all know how capricious babies can be. They are afraid of sickness and colds. And they are not overly smart. And so that different thoughts don’t creep into our Birthday Girl’s head, we decided to give her a warm cap!”
(The cool scene of congratulations to a woman on her anniversary continues with the presenter putting a cap on the hero of the occasion).
“And also all the guests know that little children are so stupid that when they put a spoon in their mouth, they dirty themselves and everything around them. To prevent this from happening, we will give our pensioner an apron.”
(Puts an apron on the birthday girl).
“And I would also like to add that young pensioners are terribly upset with or without reason, they worry very loudly about everything and cry. So that our Birthday Girl doesn’t cry, we will give her a pacifier.”
(Puts on a pacifier on a silk ribbon).
“Well, now, dear guests, I want to invite you to raise your glasses to the birth of a new pensioner, who still has a lot of important things to do!”
Arrival of foreigners
For this cool scene for a woman’s anniversary, the presenter must choose two assistants. One will play the role of an “Italian”, the second - a translator.
"Dear guests! Dear birthday girl! Now I propose to greet our honored foreign guests with a friendly ovation. The Italian delegation arrived today.”
Italian: Tsvetutto, champanutto, congratulations to the hero of the day!
Translator: Dear hero of the day, congratulations!
I.: Siditto for free, drunkenly stupid!
P.: Dear guests, we welcome you with all our hearts!
I.: Catitto scoragio from here.
P.: We are sincerely glad to see everyone who is here.
I.: Convict hard worker, gorbo vkalovadzhi, nothing will get it.
P.: Representatives of the working class, as well as commercial organizations.
I.: Dragged on anything.
P: I arrived on a special flight.
I.: Italiano stubbornly in glasatto svetillo.
P.: From sunny Italy.
I.: Congratulations to the eminent Ekaterina (name of the hero of the occasion).
P.: To congratulate the birthday girl.
I.: There are different nonsense from Germano, French and Italian.
P.: I brought with me congratulations from German, French and Italian friends.
I.: And all sorts of junk.
P.: And also valuable gifts.
I.: Now it’s forgiven.
P.: In conclusion of my speech I would like to wish.
I.: The legs are not bolento, the nose is not chihanto, the tail is pistolo, the catfish are cusatto.
P.: Health.
I.: The garden is copanto, the house is cleaned, the products are tascanto, there is success everywhere.
P.: Youth and for long years life.
I.: Not motherly, respect your friends.
P.: Happiness and true friends.
I.: Let’s pour some for the hero of the day!
P.: Let's drink to our Birthday Girl!
“Vegetables”: a cool fairy tale-sketch for a woman’s anniversary
The presenter announces: “Once at (name of the birthday girl) the vegetables started an entertaining argument at the dacha.”
(Vegetables come out, they have matching hats on their heads, on which different vegetables are depicted. This cool scene for a woman’s 55th birthday consists of dialogues from each of the participants).
“I am a pot-bellied zucchini.
I rested my side.
The hostess will pass by,
He pinches me on the side:
“You are my favorite zucchini,
I adore you!
“Well, stupid. Use your brains:
What will you give to a beautiful lady?
You are of no use anywhere - neither at the dacha, nor in food.
But here I am... Full of clothes,
And imagine - all without fasteners.
I'll make an outfit like this
(name) will flaunt!”
“What are you talking about, cabbage, foolishly,
You won't cover your figure.
Maybe with your leaf
Is it a shame to cover one up?
“What are you guys arguing about?
She has only one love.
Among you I am a gentleman.
They call me horseradish.
I look so fancy
Whoever sees it will not forget.
Why are you looking awkward?
We are talking about preparations."
“I am a green cucumber.
The guy is just great!
(name) adores me
When he misses a stack.”
“You should just drink and argue.
Stop babbling stupidly!
Everyone is happy with me, the carrot.
I have a treasure trove of vitamins!”
“Mine is yours not to understand,
I'm actually a foreigner.
I easily drive ladies crazy
(Name) is always mine!
Potato:
“Eh, guys, without me
(name of the hero of the occasion) - nowhere.
Our lady without potatoes -
What a skinned cat.
grows thin, weakens,
And, look, he’ll lose weight.”
“Stop arguing, friends,
Everyone has their own benefits.
Together you are a hundred times more powerful.
And today is the anniversary!
Congratulate the birthday girl,
Deliver her souvenirs!”
(Vegetables are placed in the basket and presented to the hero of the occasion).
Cheerful children's ensemble
This funny scene is well suited for the anniversary of a woman turning 55 years old. The presenter announces:
"Dear guests! I ask for a moment of attention! Sensation! Another delegation has just arrived for our evening. This time these are children from kindergarten called "Snot." They claim that they are our Birthday Girl’s grandchildren. Will you confess yourself, or will we take your blood for a DNA test? Do you admit it?
The children came for a reason - they have their own congratulatory program. Now I will ask all guests to warmly welcome our kids. So, your applause! Katerina Vyskochkina, Petka Obormotov, Olechka Zabubennaya!”
In this part of the script for the woman’s anniversary, the funny scene continues unexpectedly: the “children” awkwardly enter. They hold hands tightly. It is clear from them that they are shy. They have toys in their hands. The role of children can be colleagues or relatives of the hero of the occasion. It is advisable to cast men in female roles. Special suits not required. “Girls” can wear bows, and “boys” can wear Panama hats.
First, the “children” stand in a line facing the guests, and then, after the second or third quatrain, they dance in a circle. Each of the subsequent quatrains is spoken by one of the children.
- It's a fun day today,
To everyone's surprise.
Baba Shura (name of the hero of the occasion)
Let's celebrate a birthday.
And not just a birthday,
After all, today is the anniversary
A day of delight and fun -
Get into the circle quickly.
- Happy anniversary,
We wish you happiness and joy.
We want to wish grandma,
To be afraid of boredom, like fire,
So that by labor, work
Hands were busy.
III. How will you retire?
Don't get lost right away.
Buy goats and nutria,
Have fun with them!"
"We are cheerful kids,
Every guest will be happy to see us.
Happy birthday grandma (name)
Congratulations to the kindergarten!”
(Children bow to the audience and leave).
“Oh, how I was inspired by the creativity of the kindergarten “Soplyachok”! I even had my own ditty:
Stretch the bellows, accordion,
Hey, play and play!
Today is (name)’s name day,
Drink, don't talk!
(A cool scene for the anniversary of a woman 50 years old or older ends. The music turns on, the guests sit down at the table and the celebration continues.)
End of the celebration
To bring the celebration to its logical conclusion, the host unobtrusively invites everyone present to go outside. First you need to release balloons with wishes, and then fireworks can become an unexpected surprise for the guests and the birthday girl. This is how it ends funny scenario anniversary Scenes cool script(the woman may be 40, 50, or 60 years old) have come to an end, and now the host shows that it is time to end the celebration. He addresses the audience:
“At the end of our grand celebration on the occasion of the anniversary birthday of our beloved (name and patronymic of the birthday girl), I suggest you carry out the plan we have outlined. Let's all take hold of the ribbons of balloons and say everything to ourselves good wishes! They will find their owner and bring her a lot of happiness, joy and strength!”
(Guests release balloons).
“And now let a bright fountain of fireworks shine in your honor!”
(Gives the command to launch fireworks. The hero of the occasion is invited to dance with her husband).