Cool birthday greetings in the form of a scene. Funny scenario for a woman's birthday
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The presenter can be one of your close friends, or a husband if the birthday girl is married, or maybe a specially hired person. The scripted celebration can be held in a banquet hall or in a spacious room at home, depending on the number of people invited.
Props:
an envelope with a phrase, a photo of the birthday girl, cards with inscriptions, sweets, prizes for competitions, several certificates, album sheets, two Whatman paper, two markers, two blindfolds, a gift bottle,
The host greets all guests.
Presenter:
Dear guests, hello! I am glad to see each of you at this magnificent holiday, which is organized in honor of our dear (name of the birthday girl). On this day, the world had a special honor to recognize this amazing, incomparable woman. I ask everyone to take their seats. We begin.
Presenter:
As you may have guessed, this evening is under my leadership! But, there are many of you, and I am alone, so I will need my personal assistant! Please look under your chair, everyone who finds the envelope will be my assistant for the evening!
(An envelope with a short phrase is attached to the chair, for example “wow”; the person who finds the envelope will pronounce this phrase loudly before each toast)
Presenter:
Like every social event, our holiday has its own rules that everyone must follow! Now I will read them:
1. Have fun until you drop;
2. Don’t be sad, don’t be discouraged at the table and beyond;
3. Say beautiful toasts;
4. Drink whatever is poured;
5. Take part in all conversations;
6. Dance, dance, dance;
7. Obey the leader in everything.
Presenter:
Everyone has gathered a long time ago,
It's time to raise everyone's glasses,
For the beautiful birthday girl,
It's time to say congratulations to us!
While you are all having a bite to eat, I want to remind you that you can only leave the hall with the permission of our beautiful Queen of the evening and only in your things.
Presenter:
(Name of the birthday girl) They say that in the East there is one wisdom that I really want to voice:
Conquering your age is not difficult,
You can't refuse it
Although in principle it is possible
If you have friends next to you!
May you be 100 or 200,
But your soul is young
Pour your glasses quickly
Drink to your youth (name of the birthday girl) to the dregs!
Presenter:
Do you know how wonderful it is sometimes to immerse yourself in memories of your childhood, youth, youth. Probably, not everyone remembers what a girl our hero of the occasion was, but now, thanks to the efforts of her close friends (children, family, husband, parents, depending on who takes on this creative process), you can plunge into her past and see what she was and what she became.
(Prepare a collage with photographs or a presentation about the birthday girl in advance. It is important to make this surprise bright and cheerful. You can insert a few jokes, photographs into pictures, write a few fun facts and stories from life)
Presenter:
But without (names of the birthday girl’s parents) this event simply would not have happened. Therefore, I propose to raise a glass to them, for giving us such beautiful woman, which fills the life of each of you with happiness!
Presenter:
In the meantime, you have a snack, I would like to tell you one story that you may know, which you may hear for the first time. So, this happened several decades ago. In one town, in the very ordinary apartment, a miracle happened, a tiny girl appeared from nowhere and stayed to live there. The girl grew, grew, grew, grew and grew! There were many things on her way different people, but she forever settled the most special ones in her heart. And so, so many years of desperate searches have led her to those with whom she shares her holiday today, to those whose love and support are most important in the world. For friends, comrades, for you!
Presenter:
You eat, eat, and in the meantime I’ll hold a small auction! So, friends, there are three special lots up for grabs, including a photo of the birthday girl, a dance with the birthday girl and a hug lasting a full minute! Let `s start?
(Auction of “Compliments”. To win, the guest needs to name compliments. Whoever says the most compliments wins the lot. Props: photo of the birthday girl)
Presenter:
I offer you a drink for your compliments,
Which touched the birthday girl's soul,
Fill your glasses quickly
And reinforce everything you said!
Presenter:
Traitor, please pay attention! I recently passed by a magic shop and bought cards. But these are not simple cards, but magical ones. They will tell you what the people sitting at this table think about you. Pull your card, gentlemen!
(Cards are prepared in advance on which one of the qualities of the birthday girl is written. For example, “I think you know how to put the kettle on perfectly” (if the hero of the occasion does not know how to cook). The inscriptions should be cheerful, but at the same time truthful. You can also make cards with predictions. Props: cards with inscriptions)
Presenter:
It’s a pity that our magic session was not long, but it made it clear what the guests were thinking. Now, I would like to talk about love, about the wonderful feeling that fills our soul (name of the birthday girl). And now the man of her life will tell her about his feelings. As far as I know, he prepared .
(The husband or boyfriend is invited, if there is no one and the birthday girl’s heart is free, the point is skipped, or they simply raise their glasses to love)
Presenter:
Dear guests,
It's your turn
Congratulate our birthday girl,
Everyone is welcome here!
(Guests take turns saying wishes and).
Presenter:
While you are having a snack, I want to hold a small competition, the winner of which will receive a valuable prize. I will ask questions about our birthday girl, for each correct answer - candy, the one who collects the most candy will win!
(Details: sweets, certificate of honor)
Questions:
1. On what day of the week was she born?
2. How much did you weigh on your birthday?
3. How much does he weigh now?
4. How long did she spend most of her time on the phone?
5. Favorite color?
6. Does she mope in the fall?
7. How old are you?
8. What grade did she get in algebra?
9. Favorite sweet?
10. How much time does he devote to sports?
11. How many pairs of shoes are in her wardrobe?
12. Does he like to chew at night?
13. Does he smoke?
14. First guy's name?
15. Favorite flowers?
16. Favorite music?
17. Favorite movie?
18. Excitement, her faithful ally?
19. What did she dream about in 1st grade?
20. Who was the first to receive a kiss?
(The questions may not necessarily be these; it is important to get the answers first so that you know who guessed correctly. The questions are read loudly and quickly)
Presenter:
Somehow you all stayed too long,
We need to fix this
Did you want what you wanted?
Let's dance quickly!
(The presenter announces a dance break)
Presenter:
And now, my dears, I suggest you play a little. You all dance well, and I want to invite you to diversify your steps a little.
Competition "Repeaters".
Each guest must repeat the movements after the other; whoever copies it better wins a prize.
Presenter:
The glasses are waiting, it's time for the table,
Let's go back to the dance floor,
It's time to wish you health, happiness,
Friends, follow me!
Presenter:
Now, I would like to torture our men a little. More precisely, I want to test their dexterity! Ladies, what do you think of this?
Competition "Kisses".
Men are given sheets of paper. In half a minute they must collect the kisses of the ladies who came; whoever collects the most wins a prize!
Props: sheets.
Presenter:
I would not like to be distracted from our hero of the occasion, but it seems to me that our men also deserve our attention, I propose to raise a toast to them!
Presenter:
Dear guests, I suggest you draw a little! But the drawings will be unusual. You will have to portray the birthday girl!
Guests are divided into two teams. The first participant is blindfolded, and so on down the chain. The team with the best drawing will receive a prize.
Requisites: two Whatman paper, two markers, two blindfolds.
Presenter:
Now stand in a row
We will play with you,
Let's, let's have fun,
An evening to remember for a long time!
(The presenter announces the “Shores” competition. There are two code words “Shore”, “Water”. With the word “Shore”, everyone jumps forward, with the word “Water” they jump back. You can also use other words: land, sea, beach, ocean, etc. The inattentive ones fall out, the most attentive one gets a prize. It is necessary to take into account. age characteristics participants, if necessary, you can use another one).
Presenter:
Now, I invite you to be in the role of singers! The task is not difficult, you must sing for our dear birthday girl!
(The presenter names the word with which the song should begin. The one who sings the most will win)
Presenter:
I want to raise this toast
For happiness, for health,
So that the birthday girl always blooms,
So that all bad things recede!
Presenter:
Now it's time to give us gifts,
And to make it more interesting,
You should describe your gift,
Will the Princess guess him?
(Guests take turns giving gifts, while describing them, but not naming them)
Presenter:
But the gift is common, it is from everyone,
It will become a good memory
It is recommended to open it after 10 years,
And treat the guests who came!
(The presenter hands the birthday girl a bottle of good wine or cognac. You can decorate the bottle and, instead of a label, stick a photo of the hostess of the evening)
Presenter:
The congratulations sounded wonderful,
Beautiful toasts you all said,
It's time for the birthday girl to say,
Thank you for visiting!
(The birthday girl gives her speech, thanks the guests for coming)
Presenter:
(Addressing the birthday girl) did you manage to make a wish? Think carefully, because now is the time to blow out the candles!
(They bring out the birthday cake)
Presenter:
Friends, our glorious evening is coming to an end. I'm sorry to part with you, but I still have to. I would like to finally wish our beautiful birthday girl the usual female happiness and happy, prosperous days! Thank you for the atmosphere and good mood!
Options for jokes and practical jokes to congratulate a friend on her birthday.
A friend is one of the closest people. She is the one who will support Hard time and tell you how best to proceed. It is with a friend that you can cry and complain about life. The coolest parties are in the company of a friend. Therefore, do not miss the opportunity and brightly congratulate her on her birthday.
There are many options for congratulations. Boring poems will surprise few people, so come up with something unusual.
Options for congratulations:
- Voice greeting. The simplest option is to record a voice message, but you can make everything much more interesting. There are special services and programs that will help you voice congratulations in the voice of your favorite actors or stars.
- Flash mob. To do this you will have to involve all your friends and acquaintances. Prepare a congratulatory program in advance and arrange a dance with umbrellas or something more interesting under the windows.
- All have forgotten. Agree with your friends not to call or write to your girlfriend. And in the evening, come all together with balloons and champagne. She will be pleasantly surprised.
- Collage. It must be compiled from photographs. Just print and stick to large sheet. These should be bright and memorable moments. You can create a collage electronically.
- Portrait. Nowadays many masters create beautiful portraits from photographs, you can order such a painting.
- Pirate congratulations. Surprise attack your friend on the street and drag her to the river bank. Prepare a small picnic on the lawn.
- Quest. An unusual version of congratulations. Hide gifts in different places and give the first clue. At the last point, expect a girlfriend with flowers and champagne.
There are a lot of jokes and skits for pranking the birthday girl.
Draw options:
- Box. This version of the joke was invented by students when there is very little money for a gift. You need to put a small box in several larger ones. The birthday boy will open the packages one after another until he gets to the main prize.
- Vase. This is a well-known option. It is necessary to beautifully pack the various fragments and drop the box on the floor during delivery. It is necessary to show regret that the vase broke. After this, a real gift must be brought into the hall.
- Collective congratulations. It is necessary to agree with several strangers for congratulations. When the birthday girl goes to work, strangers should shout out congratulations and give flowers. In turn, it is worth recording the birthday girl’s reaction and bringing her a disc with the recording.
Jokes and pranks for a friend's birthday: cool gifts
There are tons of fun options. Try not to let the prank offend your friend.
Options:
- Kinder. Fun prank. For it you need to purchase a Kinder Surprise and carefully remove the packaging and chocolate. After this, take the toy out of the capsule and put it in jewel. Now rewind it and give it to your friend. Apologize for the modest gift and ask that it be eaten in your presence.
- Pizza. Get together with a friend in the evening and order pizza. The pizza delivery guy needs to be a stripper. Prank your friend and invite the pizza delivery guy into your house and start taking off his clothes. Your friend will be delighted.
- Punishment from the boss. It is necessary to agree in advance with the manager and ask him to yell at his colleagues in the morning. Then the boss must invite the birthday girl to his place with a stern look. Flowers, champagne and a friendly team should be waiting for her in her office.
How to act out a gift for your friend's birthday with a skit?
In general, you can also use somewhat extreme prank options. But for this, the birthday girl must have good nerves and a sense of humor.
Scenes:
- Hen. At the party, it is necessary to dress one of the guests in a chicken costume and give 2 kinder surprises. In this case, the chicken must lay an egg and give it to the birthday girl. It is advisable to guess the toy; to do this, look at the series of toys.
- Waiter. It is necessary to dress one of the guests as a waiter and ask to give the birthday girl dessert. Under the layer of jelly there may be a box with decoration or some kind of note. It should indicate where the gift is.
- You need to “steal” the birthday girl’s receipt for payment utilities, and make a copy of it, but only with such debts that you will have to pay and not pay for the rest of your life. And on her birthday, send her this check, or it can be delivered by a fake postman.
- You can also make a copy of the letter from the bailiff, which says that the birthday girl owes the bank a huge amount on a loan, and if she does not pay it back today, then the collectors will arrive at 6 pm (and this is the time when the holiday is scheduled to begin) and “congratulate” her Happy birthday. Please include your reference number at the end of the letter.
Funny prank scenes for a friend's birthday
If you wish, you can play a prank on your friend. Of course, a serious scenario requires careful planning and thought through the details. In fact, it’s worth preparing something extraordinary for your beloved friend.
Scenarios:
- Kidnapping. You need to meet the birthday girl in a mask and put a bag on her head, tie her hands and take her to the forest. Place the victim under the tree and leave. There should be noise and a fire nearby. The victim will definitely follow the noise and see a group of friends. Such unusual option picnic
- Disinfection. It is necessary for men in chemical protective suits to burst into the office and start taking swabs from the walls and tables with cotton swabs. After this, all employees are given jars to spit into. The jars are taken away for analysis, and they say that there is a virus in the office. There is an urgent need for disinfection. After this, everyone is sprinkled with confetti and the birthday girl is congratulated.
- An important person. It is necessary to invite the hero of the occasion to the restaurant. People around you should attract attention, as if they were expecting an important person. After all the fuss, it is necessary for journalists and security to approach the birthday girl and congratulate her on her birthday.
Cool prank scenarios for a friend's birthday
Toasts will be the decoration and highlight of any holiday. You need to prepare in advance and learn some funny toasts and skits. Below are interesting toasts in poetic form.
Toasts:
I wish you to be slim and sexy,
So that your chest does not hang idle like a rag
So, role-playing, classic, oral...
Someone always gave you a gift.
So that at dawn on a sunny, beautiful morning,
When you have the strength to open your eyes,
You are a man, muscular, daring, strong
I woke you up with a crazy, passionate cupcake.
I wish you on your birthday, friend
Happy days and cool leisure time,
Bloom like an exquisite rose through life
And find a strong companion in life.
Cool toasts for a friend's birthday Happy Birthday, friend: jokes, pranks for the birthday boy
There are a lot of jokes and options for congratulating a friend. Before choosing a skit or joke, make sure that the birthday girl will not be offended by you. The video presents possible jokes for congratulating the birthday girl.
VIDEO: Jokes and pranks for the birthday boy
As you can see, you can congratulate your beloved friend in an unusual way. To make this interesting, show a little imagination and use our tips.
VIDEO: Congratulations to a friend
IN modern world people spend little time preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. To come up with interesting scenario it doesn’t take a lot of time, just pick it up funny scenes at the table for a woman's birthday.
Organization of funny skits
In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in your soul, its organization must be approached with special care.
Despite the wide variety of scenarios, you need to choose only harmless ones. The event must be positive.
The choice of skits depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman over 50 years old.
It doesn’t matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, a friend or a mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.
Good wishes from the magic chicken
One invitee wears a chicken costume. There should be two Kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday boy, after which he says that he has two magic eggs that predict the future.
After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.
When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.
Now exists big choice kinders (with cars, houses or various little people). After presenting the kinder, guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.
In order to organize this scene you will need mouse, bunny, bear, fox, frog, cuckoo and frog costumes. If you can’t find animal costumes, you can get by with cool masks or makeup.
In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.
Scene script:
- The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he takes a couple of sips of alcohol and goes to bed. The cuckoo is cuckooing.
- There's a knock on the door. A drunken wolf comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him up and asks him for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours a drink for himself and the cuckoo. The cuckoo crows a couple of times.
- They knock again. This time the bear came to visit a frog, which had always been the best friend of the owner of the den. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear are drinking, and there is chaos all around.
The frog starts cleaning. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a drink, but she is against it. But the cuckoo doesn't mind. Having drunk a hundred grams, the cuckoo crows again, the wolf cheers up and sings, and the frog cleans up.
- There's a knock on the door. A bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to disturb it and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull a hundred grams. The bunny is against it, but the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. We drank and the cuckoo crowed.
- A fox comes to visit. She had her eye on the wolf for a long time and tried to seduce him, but the wolf didn’t care - he wanted a drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo draws another glass and crows.
- The fox diligently tries to draw the wolf's attention to herself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a gentle knock on the door, but no one paid attention. The little mouse quickly takes the remaining alcohol and runs away. Nobody understood where the bottle of alcohol went.
- The bear wakes up and thinks about how to get over his hangover. The wolf realizes what situation he is in and takes the fox with him and runs away. The bunny falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she doesn’t mind, but there’s nothing left to drink. The cuckoo crows and switches off.
- The bear, not yet very sober, walks with a staggering gait through his home to the guests. He's looking for alcohol. Let's not let the bear die from a hangover!
After this, the host asks to raise their glasses and drink to the birthday girl.
Funny name day scenes on video
Look at the video of funny scenes at the table for a woman’s 60th birthday:
Funny scenes for the birthday boy
This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The skit will lift the spirits of everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.
A guest is needed to play the role of a doctor. You also need to connect another medical staff, for example, a nurse. The patient must be the birthday girl.
After a short examination of the patient, the medical personnel should leave. After some time, a doctor appears, holding a piece of paper with a diagnosis that he has to read out.
- First and last name.
- Age: in the prime of life.
- Pulse: cannot be measured.
- Blood type: many red cells.
- Heart rate: happy.
- Vision: Sees the positive in everything.
- Diseases: May unexpectedly go into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
- Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
- Conclusion: the patient has not long begun to live and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.
Congratulations sketch for a man
Men have a lot individual characteristics that need to be emphasized on your birthday.
Holiday. Anyone who hears this word involuntarily smiles. Unfortunately, for many people, the holidays boil down to drinking, fighting and screaming. Having a fun and interesting anniversary is not that difficult. Especially if we're talking about about a woman's birthday! Mothers, sisters, grandmothers, wives simply deserve a grand celebration. Apply a little imagination and patience, and then both the guests and the hero of the day will be delighted.
Preparation
The holiday scenario needs to be thought out and painted on a sheet of paper, and the props must be prepared. The tasks are simple, but require a little free time. You don't have to spend a lot of money on costumes and attributes. Conduct an audit in own home, usually everything you need is easily found there. Every competition, skit, and congratulations on a woman’s anniversary should be thought out to the smallest detail. You can set a specific theme, or you can simply entertain guests in different styles and genres. It's a matter of taste. When choosing a theme for the holiday, take into account the hobbies and profession of the hostess of the celebration. If many employees are invited, be sure to play and laugh at them professional activity. Be sure to involve all the children present, they will stay out of the way and have fun!
30 years old is the best age
Three decades is the most wonderful age. The girl is beautiful, smart, and not so naive anymore. Give the hero of the day a piece of the east. The Shah, the oligarch Akavnar Busin Musalovich, will congratulate her on this birthday! Prepare in advance a stretcher decorated with fabrics and pillows, a fan, and props for black servants. Give all men present the task of coming up with a compliment for the hero of the day. For the servants, pull black stockings over their heads, put on beads, flower wreaths, straw skirts - whatever you can think of for the look. Wide robes and turbans are also suitable. Invite any male guest, preferably a relaxed one, to play the role of Shah. Dress him up in a chic outfit, a turban, and put family polka-dot panties on his clothes as props!
A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 30th birthday will begin with the culprit being carried into the hall on a stretcher. Let the slaves walk around a couple of circles, and then put the stretcher on the floor and lower the hero of the day onto the floor under her white little hands. The presenter begins his speech: “Oh, the most beautiful of the most beautiful, the diamond of our eyes, delicate flower Arabian tree! The Shah himself and the ruler of the land of camels came to congratulate you! Lower your bottomless aquamarine eyes and listen to his congratulations!” To make it funnier, the Shah speaks an incomprehensible gibberish language. The presenter asks to invite an interpreter. Give one of the guests the words written on a piece of paper in advance, and let him read them as a translator.
"You broke my heart,
I will marry you!
A 33rd wife never hurts!
Gather your family, I'm loading you on a camel,
And we’ll go to heaven to me on a loaded ship!”
Presenter: “Now the Shah wants to perform a dance as a sign of respect and love. It symbolizes love and marriage proposal!” The Shah begins to perform a dance with elements of striptease to oriental music. Having thrown off his prop attire, he remains in his family's polka-dot shorts.
Now the host asks each male guest to come out and, kissing the birthday girl’s hand, say his compliment as a congratulation.
35 - there’s nowhere to get such a beauty
The hero of the day is still young and beautiful, but she is already worried about the wrinkles and extra folds that have appeared. Remind her how attractive she is: men still pay attention to a young girl. Sketch of congratulations on the anniversary of a woman 35 years will pass on Olympus. Dress up your guests as the gods of Olympus. Tie white sheets on one shoulder, add crowns and halos to the head, and dress the child as Cupid.
The presenter addresses the hero of the day: “Dear Aphrodite! Your mother revealed to us the secret of your birth! It turns out that according to your horoscope you are a Goddess! And your relatives came down from Olympus to congratulate you personally and wish you to always remain as incomparable!”
The birthday girl can also be dressed in a white sheet.
Presenter: “Now we know that little ... (name) did not cry as a child, but sang like a Siren. That is why light emanates from it, as if from a phosphorus figurine. She is a Goddess! The secret is revealed, now everyone understands why everything in life works out better for her than others. Goddesses do not eat earthly food, they need light and positive emotions. Let’s all raise our glasses and take turns telling our Goddess one good parting word!”
Guests raise their glasses and say what they wish (goodness, prosperity, love, happiness), and write down their words on a small piece of paper. The host prepares a beautiful box in advance, where the wishes are stored. Then he presents this gift to the hero of the day: “Each guest shared something secret with you, just as you illuminate this hall with your light.”
Zeus invites the birthday girl to dance.
Presenter: “Today Hercules himself came down to us to congratulate you on the holiday!” Everyone will love this scene of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Cool moments will come from the appearance of a new hero. The role of Hercules should be the frailest and thinnest guest you can find!
“Now he will demonstrate his heroic strength! Two guests pull a thin thread at a distance of 2 meters. Presenter: “Now Hercules will break the steel chain right before your eyes.” Hercules pretends to exert superhuman strength and breaks the thread.
Presenter: “Hercules will lift 5 tons to the ceiling in honor of our Goddess!” The pre-prepared can says “5 tons.” Hercules lifts weights and receives applause!
The scene is a little sentimental, but the guests will still have fun.
Berry
Everyone knows the expression “At 45, the woman is a berry again!” Under this motto, a congratulations sketch will be held on the anniversary of a woman turning 45! You will need attributes for berry and fruit costumes. Congratulatory words will be spoken by guests dressed in raspberry, strawberry, blackberry, cherry, blueberry, and watermelon costumes. Make costumes with humor, it is not necessary to sew overalls or dresses, a mask, a bright scarf, a hat, or an accessory will be enough. It will be funny if half the berries are men, let them speak in thin voices.
Presenter: “Today her berry friends came to congratulate the birthday girl! Just as young, beautiful and stylish!” Dressed up guests come out and congratulate the hero of the day. The sketch begins with congratulations to a woman on her anniversary with the release of cherries.
“Be like me, you are juicy, passionate,
Bright, sweet and beautiful!
So that everyone wants you
And they looked enviously!”
Strawberry:
“I wish you happiness, juicy like me!
To have a lot of money
So that there is a broom outside the door.
Banknotes you will take revenge on them
And take it to the piggy bank!”
“How many bones are there in me -
I wish you so many diamonds!
Place them in boxes,
Shine through life and shine!”
“I am beautiful and tasty, the main thing is that I am healthy!
So that you will always be like me
Both beautiful and necessary
Could cure a cold
And to amuse the children!”
Half my life
A congratulations sketch for a woman's 50th birthday should be funny and musical! The best decision- this is a congratulation from real gypsies! You will need a lot of long, bright skirts for the guests to wear, and shirts for the men. Skirts can be made from old sheets and pieces of fabric, gathered with elastic. Wigs, huge artificial flowers, shawls, scarves - all this can be found at home or with friends. Choose energetic music, you can make an imitation of a hut, tent, fire. This will be a very active and fiery scene of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Cool costumes will complement the picture, and a bear coming out on a leash from a seasoned gypsy with a pipe will create a sensation!
Gypsies surround the birthday girl and dance around her. An old gypsy woman comes out with a deck of cards and a crystal ball. She invites the hero of the day to reveal the secrets of her future. If you are well acquainted with the hero of the occasion, then you know about her cherished desires, the problems that she wants to solve. Let the gypsy tell her exactly what she wants! You can do this in a veiled form so that only she understands!
Pirates attack
Pirate parties are already a classic. But it always turns out funny and interesting. A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 55th birthday will be intriguing and fun. You can arrange a treasure hunt. Give the birthday girl and her team the first note, which indicates where the next one is. After a short search, the hero of the day must discover the treasure. A surprise can be a real gift or any cool little thing, souvenir, or box of chocolates.
You can ask children for pirate paraphernalia: pistols, knives, eye patches. Dress up several people as pirates and kidnap the hero of the day. A congratulations sketch for a woman’s anniversary will be full of adventure. Place the birthday girl on a chair and put her in chains. They can be made from colored paper. Now the rest of the guests must complete comic tasks pirates to free the hero of the occasion.
Tasks
Exercise 1
The guest and the pirate compete to see who can drink a glass of rum the fastest! Of course, you can pour lemonade into a glass.
Task 2
Now the talent competition. The pirate and the guest dance a fiery dance or sing karaoke.
Task 3
One of the pirates and a guest show their athletic abilities: they do push-ups, squats, jump rope, whoever does it longer.
After all the tasks have been completed, you can return the birthday girl to her place and drink to her health.
Grandfather's wife
A congratulations scene for a woman’s 60th birthday can be done in a fairy-tale style. Usually at this age the hero of the day is already a grandmother. And her favorite fairy-tale characters will come to congratulate her. More familiar and understandable to her will be Pinocchio, Baba Yaga, Serpent Gorynych, Koschey the Immortal, Vodyanoy. The host explains to the hero of the day that she has been visited uninvited guests who want to give gifts. They enter dressed up in fairy tale characters guests.
Baba Yaga: “You, of course, are nothing but a woman, but there is no more beautiful grandmother in this world than me!” It will be boring - come and visit us, we’ll throw some seagulls and fly agarics. I want to give you a brand new shiny broom! You will fly to the garden to fetch your granddaughters!” Next, Baba Yaga hands over keys tied with a bow, or a real broom.
Koschey: “Actually, I was flying to get married!” But since it’s your anniversary here, I’ll postpone the visit until tomorrow! Here I give you a million! Buy a dress for the wedding - expect me tomorrow!” Hands over a wad of money from the joke bank!
Have fun from the heart
Under no circumstances should you spend your holidays boringly, without competitions and fun! This is especially true for anniversaries. Any sketch of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary will be remembered by her for the rest of her life! Pay as much attention as possible to your loved ones and don’t lose
Author's scenario for a woman’s birthday or anniversary “Rainbow of Life”- absolutely unique, completely decorated musically, the program includes both funny and touching congratulations, which are easy to organize on your own. The program is rich in costume and game moments that will delight both the hero of the occasion and all the guests. All the music for this can be downloaded directly into the script .
Scenario for the anniversary "Rainbow of Life"
Color drawing before the start of the evening.
IN different angles There are bunches of blue, red, yellow and green balls hanging in the hall.
Presenter: Dear guests, before you sit comfortably at this beautiful and appetizing table, I ask each of you to approach a bunch of balloons of the color that most appeals to you. (Guests approach the balls).
Great, now I understand why each of you came to this holiday. I'll tell you a secret too. Those who chose red balls came here to have fun! Those who chose green - get drunk! Yellow - eat something tasty! And blue balls were preferred by those who are full of energy and ready to dance until the morning. Did you guess right? No? As they say, the evening will tell, but for now, take your seats at this beautiful table.
Sounds 1. Pugacheva. Come in guests - in the background
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FIRST Feast.
Presenter: Good evening , Today we are with you: presenter (Name) and DJ (Name)- we will be happy to celebrate a holiday that is dedicated to flowers, bright colors and the fulfillment of the varied and colorful wishes of the birthday girl (anniversaries) Irina. Fill your glasses!
First toast
All, all lovers of green and red,
We raise our glasses to Irina - the most beautiful!
Everyone is an expert yellow color, as well as the color blue,
Let's not be left behind, let's drink to Irina, the most beautiful!
To the youngest, most charming and attractive birthday girl in the world - to Irina! Dear Irina, today everything is just for you!
Sounds 2. S. Mikhailov. Everything for you.
small break
Musical acquaintance of guests at the Rainbow of Life anniversary
Presenter: And now I propose to get acquainted a little with the help of musical and dance table greetings. Our greetings will be colored, like everything else on this holiday. Remind me who in the audience preferred the color red, raise your hand (if there are only a few guests, you can ask everythingx names, if there are many guests, selectively get to know some of them). Dear lovers of red, when the song about the color red starts, I ask you all to stand up and dance to it, using welcoming hand movements (show which ones). Now tell me who chose green color(also fullor selective acquaintance). When an excerpt of your song starts playing, I also ask you to get up and dance, but use movements in the dance that imitate hugs, such as “barrels” (show). Let's now admire the yellow lovers (acquaintance), In your symbolic welcome dance, I ask you to use the American gesture - “everything is okay” . And now a group of amateurs of blue color, active recreation and dancing - show yourself (acquaintance), you get the moves from the well-known dance in the movie “Pulp Fiction”.
All red lovers,
We spread our greetings around! (shows movements)
Did you come here to have fun?
Then light up your faces with a smile! - the group of “Reds” gets up and dances
An excerpt from the song “Red Currant” is played -
To whom is green the best in the world?
Open your arms wider! (shows movements)
The hostess has enough alcohol,
So that everyone can drink to their heart's content! - the group of “Greens” gets up and dances.
An excerpt from the song “Green Light” sounds -
To whom is yellow the closest of all?
Of course, everything is okay with you! (shows movements)
A generous feast awaits you,
Variety and expanse! - the “Yellow” group gets up and dances.
An excerpt from the song “Yellow Tulips” sounds -
Who prefers blue?
We do it with our hands like this, it’s beautiful! (shows movements)
You won't be bored here,
We will sing and dance a lot!
Sounds 4. Excerpt from the song “Blue Frost”
Presenter: Amazing! Then let's get acquainted!
Sounds 3. Factory. We are so different - in the background
Presenter: Yes, we are very different, but still we got together for the birthday of everyone’s beloved Irina. But we won’t talk about age, because beauties like our birthday girl get younger every year and do not obey passport data. So let’s talk about the name Irina.
This is what is written about girls with that name in the encyclopedia. The name is of ancient Greek origin and means peace and tranquility.
In childhood, Irina is independent and decisive. They have good abilities, and studying does not require much effort from them. They are able to take a realistic approach to assessing the reality around them. They approach any work responsibly.
They are sociable and quickly establish contact with strangers. Irina are amorous natures, but they do not lose their heads in hobbies, they always strive to maintain independence.
Professional activity always plays a significant role in their lives.
Irina knows how to cook well, is fond of fashionable systems of raising children, sports and never loses heart.
Whether this characteristic corresponds to our Irina or not, her parents know best: (names)- Let's greet them with applause. Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect and love for Irina, would like to give her a special gift, but the most important one was given to her by her parents - they gave her life!
Toast to parents
We would give Irina a miracle,
A wonderful moment of magic
Only a miracle was created before,
The people who gave her life, birth!
Please raise your glasses and drink to Irina’s parents!
Sounds 4. Povaliy . Mommy mommy.
Presenter: The floor is given to the mother of the hero of the day (Name)-
mom's toast...
Presenter: And now a word from the person who knows Irina from professional qualities- to the boss (Name)
Word and toast from the boss...
Sounds 5. Allegrova. Birthday.
Presenter: On this official part our holiday ends, and we are happy to start the entertainment!
I’ll say right away that there will be no invited artists, as far as I know, the people gathered here are lively and talented. Today we will be artists ourselves, and we will also work a little as magicians and try to bright life our birthday girl and your own to add joyful colors. (The presenter has a flower in her hands)
This is Tsvetik-Semitsvetik, each of its petals is one of Irina’s innermost desires, which we will gladly fulfill, right?
So, Irina Vladimirovna, tear off the first petal, I suggest white, because this is the color of the beginning and everything pure and innocent.
Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “Look into childhood.”
The words in the passage are:
“And now they are calling, and now they are calling
Patronymic,
And look into childhood, and look into childhood
Want very much…"
Sounds 6. Song. It's fun to walk through the open spaces together -
(The Little Ones come out - two of the guests put on their caps and skirts in advance, take from the presenter pieces of paper with words and bows, which they attach to different places during the performance)
TO costumed congratulations. Babies with gifts.
First: We are kids from kindergarten
We are happy to congratulate aunt
We didn't just come
They brought gifts to Aunt Ira,
Second: This bow is sure to
We'll put it on her head,
So that, like us, she too,
Be more beautiful and younger! (bow on the head, preferably a headband with a bow)
Our Aunt Ira is a beauty,
All the uncles like her!
First: Well, what little hands?
Not simple ones - golden ones.
There are no more tender ones in the world,
Adults and children know!
Let's tie bows on the arms,
To make your hands cooler! (bows for hands - with elastic bands)
Second: And these bows on the legs,
So that along the city paths
They ran fast and fast
And they struck sparks with the sole.
And to highlight their beauty,
A bow needs to be attached to them ( bows on legs - with elastic bands)
First: And this bow is not going anywhere,
We attach it to the chest!
There will be awards and medals on it,
We wish they gave it soon,
So, gorgeous, but not somehow,
Let the bow decorate Irina’s chest! (bow on the chest with a pin)
Second: And we’ll tie this bow to a place,
Whichever is closer to a chair or an armchair.
Tie a bow there too,
To lure the uncles with them,
To turn here and there,
And they will say: “Wow!” (bow on the butt - on a pin)
First: And we won’t attach this bow
Aunt Ira herself knows when to get it
After all, this bow is sexy,
We wish it to be relevant more often.
Wherever Aunt Ira is at home or not at home,
It will be worn on the day of sexual uplift! (give a bow or attach as appropriate)
Second: Well, how do you like Aunt Ira? Like?
U.S. too! She is our beauty!
Nice decoration
For such a birthday!
Now the photographer take a photo for us,
And Aunt Ira pour us 100 grams each! (takes pictures with the kids)
Toast
For the fulfillment of our deepest desires!
Sounds 7. Lyubasha. Happy birthday.
Presenter: Do the guests know Irina well? Please, answer me a few questions in unison, and by how unanimously you answer, I will judge the degree of intoxication of those gathered.
Table chant. In honor of the hero of the day
Presenter: As always, irresistible
On this glorious day...Who?
All: Irina!
Presenter: We are delighted for the reason:
Our meeting in honor of...Who?
All: Irina!
Presenter: We commit ourselves from now on
We smile...To whom?
All:Irina!
Presenter: Let's stop dragging our feet,
Pour for...Who?
All: For Irina!
Presenter: Like an elite painting,
We all admire...Who?
All: Irina!
Presenter: And today all the songs
Will we sing about...Who?
All: About Irina!
Presenter: Well done! At the same time, we remembered the cases! A word of congratulations to friends.....
Toast from friends
Sounds 8. Indian Summer Festive.
small break
Presenter: We continue to work as wizards - our next petal is golden. This color suits Irina very well, because it represents everything luxurious and bright.
Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “The hour of our meeting is destined for me”
The words in the passage are:
“The hour of our meeting is destined for me
In my starry country
There's a beautiful boy waiting for me there
On a golden horse.."
(The Sultan rides out on a “golden” horse, followed by his wives with a “golden” gift box containing a money carpet - change the guests’ clothes in advance and explain the essence of the room)
Costumed congratulations to the Sultan and donation of a money carpet.
Presenter: Sultan Suleiman Ibn-Khotabych arrived in our country to replenish his harem.
(The Sultan rides out, his wives help him get off his horse and take the horse. The Sultan goes to Irina)
Sultan: Oh, most venerable one! (addresses Irina)
You are as beautiful as a newly blooming lotus flower (approaches Irina).
Your hair shines like a river in lunar silver (touches)
Eyes - shine like stars in a night harem (throws his hands up to the sky).
Your lips are the most tender of the roses that bloom in heaven (shakes his head).
Gentle hands are like two streams flowing down a mountain and embracing everything in their path.
Sounds 9. Rework “If I were a Sultan” - The Sultan invites Irina to dance
Sultan: (after the dance) This is exactly what I was missing in my harem, what do my older wives say?
Wives: Yes, sir, that's exactly it.
Sultan: No matter how brightly the sun shines, it cannot obscure the light coming from you. Oh, Brightest!
Wives: The brightest! The brightest! The brightest!
Sultan: No matter how beautiful a flower blooming in the desert is, it is not more beautiful than you. Oh, Most Beautiful!
Wives: The most beautiful! The most beautiful! The most beautiful!
Sultan: No matter how welcome a sip of water in the desert may be, it is no more desirable than you. Oh, Most Desirable!
Wives: Most desirable! Most desirable! Most desirable!
Sultan: Become the decoration of my harem, at least for one minute - Oh, Most Magnificent!!!
Wives: The most magnificent!!! The most magnificent!!! The most magnificent!!!
Sultan: My wives spent three days and three nights weaving this carpet especially for you. (wives take out a carpet from money - do it in advance)
Wives: We weaved and weaved, and all the guests helped (they give a carpet)
A fiery oriental melody sounds - the harem dances, everyone joins - transition to a dance break.
(Another version of the costume scene in oriental style look )
It sounds 10. A . Rebecca . Oriental tales- in Turkish.
dance break
SECOND Feast.
Presenter: And we continue to create miracles.
Irina, tear off the purple petal, which symbolizes aristocracy and romance, which also suits you very well.
Irina tears off a petal - A magical sound sounds + “And the artist in the portrait”
The words in the passage are:
"It was a wonderful ball
And the artist on the cuff,
He painted my portrait"
Presenter: A portrait is a portrait, each of us is an artist at heart. (A frame with a place for a future portrait and markers are passed from guest to guest)
Table entertainment.
Presenter: (it is important for the presenter to unobtrusively guide the process so as not to lose dynamics and at the same time not to lose the expressiveness of the presentation of the poetic number) Please draw in turn what I will read about. But imagine the composition well - let's start with the face. And the portrait will be full-length, so that everyone complements the work of their neighbor, remembering that each of the guests must contribute to this masterpiece. Let's start!
(entertainment provided)
Presenter: As they say: find 10 differences, whoever finds the most will toast!
Sounds 11. Basque. It's your birthday.
short break V
Presenter: Our Tsvetik-Semitsvetik is losing one petal after another, and there are only seven colors in it - the rainbow of our birthday girl’s life is woven more brightly, there are many colors in it, both light and not so light, but in any situation Irina is full of optimism, apparently that’s why our holiday goes like this easy and fun.
It’s not for nothing that the ancients said that you can only give to the rich, and only help the strong, and...only cheer up the cheerful, we would add. And the line for one of the most cheerful flowers in the world - orange, symbolizes change, energy and health. Irina, take it off.
Original congratulations. What could be more valuable than friendship?
Irina tears off a petal - Magic sound sounds + “I’ll get into a convertible”
The words in the passage are:
"And I'll get into a convertible
And I’ll go somewhere...”
Presenter: The convertible might be served later, but for now I suggest everyone get out and go on a trip “in a big hot air balloon” with Irina!
(Relatives take out office chair- a gift for the birthday girl, to which is attached a large bunch of gel balloons in all the colors of the rainbow. Irina is invited to sit in it, and is rolled around the hall to the applause of the guests. Such a congratulation can be organized without giving a chair as a gift, simply by renting it for 5 minutes in a restaurant or cafe)
Sounds 12. Christmas tree. In a big hot air balloon
To make this moment more meaningful and touching, you can continue it with this ritual.
13. Krutoy sounds quietly in the background. When I close my eyes.
Presenter:(speaks over music) Irina, today you took a flight on balloons of rainbow colors - this is exactly what the life ahead of you awaits. But these are just balls and they are not very reliable. To see the earth from above and shout “Life is beautiful!”, there are other reliable ways - your friends. I'll ask my friends to come out here. Show your friend the earth...from a bird's eye view (several friends lift Irina into their arms and circle around the hall) and may this flight be remarkable, first of all, because it is guaranteed to be reliable. You are supported and will be supported throughout your life by your friends and family: enjoy their faithful friendship! Now get down on the ground (friends lower the birthday girl) and hug them for being there, for lending a shoulder in difficult times, and for always sincerely rejoicing at your successes. Never forget this flight and your friends!
14. Pugacheva sounds. One hundred friends.
dance break
THIRD Feast.
Presenter: We danced well - it’s time to fulfill another dream of the birthday girl and this is a red petal - the color of love, joy and fun.
Irina tears off a red petal - a magical sound sounds + “Everything will come true”
The words in the passage are:
“The birds sing to me as a salute to spring….
It's time to fall in love and fall into the trap again...”
Presenter: It's never too late to fall in love, and spring is for it best time year, why don’t we really arrange a salute to Spring and our beautiful birthday girl, whether we are wizards or not? And we don’t need store-bought fireworks for this - we’ll do everything ourselves.
Comic congratulations.
(entertainment provided)
It sounds 15. No - tone . Down . - beat
Musical congratulations. A man with a hat.
Presenter: Irina, it’s time to tear off another petal, it is yellow - the color of joy and optimism.
Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “I will listen”
The words in the passage are:
“Let them sing serenades under the balcony,
Waiting for attention and affection.
I'm pure and fresh, like a rose in heaven
I will listen to their sweet tales.”
Presenter: Irina, serenades, so serenades, easily and without preparation. I ask the five men who love the birthday girl the most to come out (they come out, everyone is given a serial number for the performance and different hats: glamorous hat (a la A. Rybak) + violin - No. 1; children's Panama hat - No. 2; construction helmet - No. 3; classic hat - No. 4; "airfield" cap " - No. 5).
Now a phonogram will sound for everyone, your task is to congratulate Irina in turn, playing the song and your hat .
Dance entertainment. Rainbow dancing.
Presenter: I don’t know if I’ll be able to dance until the morning, but until the restaurant closes, it’s quite possible. I ask everyone - everyone, the birthday girl and those who love her and wish her much happiness - to take to the dance floor. (distributes balloons of seven colors of the rainbow to all guests). Now I invite everyone to remember once again that our lives are full bright colors and events, you just need to see them in time. Now there will be cuts from songs about all the colors of the rainbow, as soon as you hear a song about the color of the ball that is in your hands - we go to the center, the rest support, then we give our balls to Irina and give way to the next dancers, understand? Then, let's go.
Rainbow dancing sounds.
(cuts from songs about different colors glued together and sound non-stop)
The further program continues in free style.
Dancing.
TO script "Rainbow of Life"