Funny musical scene for a woman’s birthday. Scenario for a woman’s birthday: “Royal Banquet
In order for your anniversary to become not an ordinary holiday, but something grandiose and imprinted in memory for a long time, in addition to a well-served table, there must be an evening program. This may include interesting congratulations, music competitions, funny scenes, jokes and games. But in order for everything to go smoothly, it is better to worry in advance and come up with a script for the scenes.
For any host, the mood with which the guests will be throughout the entire celebration is important; it follows that competitions should not only be humorous, but also interesting and attract attention.
Any anniversary is divided into three main stages:
- Introductory part (we meet the guests, introduce them, seat them).
- The table part is also the official part (giving gifts, wishes).
- Intermission part (congratulation skits, games, all kinds of entertainment).
The introductory part is usually the most important; all invitees should feel comfortable and not feel abandoned. If the guests arrived at the same time, then a meeting “with bread and salt” is perfect, where the hero of the day himself brings a loaf of bread, giving pieces to the guests. It’s great if all this happens with humor, remembering funny common incidents in life.
You can greet guests in a “camp”; for this you will have to stock up on colorful scarves and a guitar. It is better if all family members participate in this than more people, the noisier the meeting will be. But it is better to say toasts in verse, so all attention will be directed to the birthday person.
If you decide that this is the anniversary your guests should remember, then costume competitions are a must. Dressing up skits are unique competitions, in addition to being interesting and have fun, they help to reveal various talents in those present, and this is absolutely impossible would be better suited for a diverse or unfamiliar company. True, you will have to worry about costumes and other paraphernalia in advance, but a celebration of such magnitude does not take place every day.
Dressing up scenes
Maya the bee
For this you will need a bee costume, however, striped T-shirts will do (preferably black and yellow, but other colors are also suitable, you can translate it into a joke, for example, what a summer, such bees). Maya the bee flies to her birthday with a pot of honey (in fact, you can put a gift or a comic souvenir in the pot). Having arrived, the bee gives a present and flies around the birthday boy with wishes on this significant day.
Anniversary with a star
Musical scenes are a great continuation of the celebration; what is a celebration without songs and dances?! Here, in addition to costumes, the personal artistry of the visiting guests will be needed. Changing clothes takes place in the next room, so that no one sees (the effect of surprise in in this case necessary). Moreover, for a man’s anniversary it is better to give a performance of the fair sex, for example, Serduchka with her outstanding forms or the ageless Pugacheva. But for a woman, Serov with the eternal question - who loves whom, or Leontiev performing the beloved “traffic light” - is perfect for a woman. Alternatively, the roles of women can be played by men and vice versa.
Calling a doctor
This mini skit is suitable instead of a toast to the birthday girl, emphasizing in a comic form all the main female “symptoms”. One of the guests dresses up as a doctor (robe, shoe covers, stethoscope), holding a pre-prepared form with a diagnosis.
Dear guests and relatives of the hero of the day, I (Doctor So-and-so) spent a long time observing the behavior and general condition patient (name of the hero of the day) and is ready to make a medical verdict:
Age - at the very peak of female beauty;
Blood – everything here is unambiguous and unconditional – “blood and milk”;
Life activity – comprehensive development, diversity;
Pulse is extremely difficult to measure, as it flows like a spring;
Heartbeat - there is no constant rhythm, sometimes it works like a clock, sometimes it goes off scale from emotions and enthusiasm;
Vision – 110%, it is impossible to hide even a small thing;
The sense of smell is generally a bomb; it instantly determines where and with whom a loved one has recently communicated;
Hearing is exceptional, not a single call goes unheard;
Complaints – falls asleep instantly when reading books or after a large dinner;
The daily routine increasingly shifts from active to lying down.
Based on the above, I am ready to make an unequivocal verdict - the patient has just begun to live.
It is recommended to have only an active lifestyle, to exclude passivity and negativity, and most importantly, to take everything that you haven’t had time for in life, due to working days or your own embarrassment.
Cleaning assistant
This is another short one, but funny scene, on main role A daughter or granddaughter would be good. We change into a robe, take a mop or broom, and a bucket of water. Having entered the hall, in the interval between competitions or toasts, he begins to clean up, wash the floor, muttering under his breath: “they litter, they trample when they walk.” Then he quietly goes out and exchanges a bucket of water for a bucket of confetti, entering the hall again, approaching the edge with a dissatisfied look and throwing out the bucket on those present.
In general, short skits are more suitable for a large company, as it will be possible to involve the maximum number of guests.
From early childhood we fell in love with fairy tales, we fell asleep to them, looked up to the main characters, but over time everything began to be forgotten. An anniversary is an event where you can not only remember your favorite heroes, but also act as an author, creating a picture from famous characters, but with a completely different scenario.
Impromptu skit« New chicken Ryaba"
50 years is rightfully considered a golden anniversary, one might say - the golden mean between past and future years. And the funny fairy tale about the golden egg will fit perfectly into the holiday decoration; both grandparents will certainly like it.
Toastmaster: Grandfather and grandmother lived in one remote village. Grandpa was very weak, he lay on the stove all day long and sat on a bench near the house.
(to the song “When We Were Young,” the grandfather comes out, leaning on a stick and sits in the center).
Toastmaster: but grandma was a cheerful person. However, look for yourself: cheerful, playful, lively!
(Grandma comes out to the song “Dolce Gabbana,” dances and waves to those around her and sits next to her grandfather.
Toastmaster: but the granny, although she was a fighter, did not touch her grandfather, on the contrary, she protected him in every possible way, loved him, kissed him:
IN left cheek, then to the right,
In the right ear, then in the left.
And if your legs hurt, she will warm them up and tighten your back, so she does a massage.
Toastmaster: they had Ryaba chicken, it was fatty, it was good chicken, it even seemed magical.
(slow music plays, a chicken comes out - a man dressed in a colorful sundress).
Toastmaster: what does a healthy, smart bird do? Of course - lays eggs. All that remains is to find a good groom, let's take the strongest cockerel from the whole village.
(a man in red shorts or pants comes out crowing).
Toastmaster: the egg will not appear just like that, for this it is necessary that the cockerel and the hen become friends, the rooster must protect and take care of his chosen one.
(turns on funny music, couple dancing).
Toastmaster: our heroes have become friends, it’s time to lay an egg.
(go behind the curtain).
Toastmaster: well, it’s time to look at the fruit of the friendship of our birds, friends, meet the golden egg!
(we remove the curtain, a man dressed in an egg costume comes out).
Toastmaster: everyone was very happy - it’s not every day that you see such a beautiful and huge egg. The old men consulted, and decided to break the egg and eat it, and give the shell to be bought up.
Grandfather was the first to hit, he didn’t break it, he tried to kick it, but that didn’t work either;
Granny got involved, she beat him, tickled him, even tried to bite him - nothing.
Everyone is shocked and in tears, scolding the egg, at this time a little mouse appears.
(a girl dressed in a gray skirt with ears on her head).
Toastmaster: every half-decent mouse should have its own tail!
(a man comes out and hugs the mouse around the waist from behind).
Toastmaster: the little gray one ran wildly dancing, forgot about her tail and carried off a saucer (plastic) with treats (sweets, fruits) along with the egg. The egg broke into small pieces that flew into the cracks and out the window. The old people are in tears - they had lost so much gold, but they could have lived well in retirement.
Ryaba: don’t cry, dear ones, you will still have a testicle, if only you find a suitable cockerel, otherwise this one turns out to be weak.
Participants and guests drink to the health and well-being of the birthday boy.
Unfortunately, we are not always able to celebrate a significant date noisily and cheerfully, due to some problems. But congratulating the hero of the day is a necessary thing, especially if it is a woman. In this case, the following 55th birthday greeting to a woman close to you will be perfect for you.
5 and 5 is not ten, 5 by 5 is not twenty-five,
5 and 5 let's congratulate the hero of the day together.
We'll kiss 55 times, we'll spill 55 times,
We will make 55 different toasts in your honor.
5 and 5 are all excellent, 55 manage to comprehend,
5 and 5 of such a rating, God grant everyone to achieve.
55 gifts for you, 55 good words,
55 bouquets for you, anniversary addresses.
55 is your age, 55 is no big deal,
55 if you are still young at heart.
Buy 5 and 5 outfits, 55 more of ours,
Get yourself 5 and 5 earrings for your ears.
5 and 5 law opened, 55 as 45,
5 and 5 are the envy of everyone, like a berry.
55 of your worries, 55 of your worries,
Let the family take over 55 household chores.
55 still in work, 55 no peace,
55 you, as before, will not be bored for a minute.
55 add 5.55 add 10,
55 add 100, live for so many more years!
Inspector
This scenario will definitely appeal to people of the older generation - mother, father, aunt, mother-in-law.
The doorbell rings, it opens, there is a man in a police uniform outside the threshold, and civilians next to him. The policeman comes in and introduces himself - Major Sidorov, I’ll be your new precinct officer. And which one of you will be citizen (surname of the hero of the day)? This means, citizen, there are anonymous complaints against you, which is why I came to you. Do you celebrate something or every day? I ask witnesses to come in.
The witnesses enter.
— The reason for my visit to you, is it clear? What anniversary? No, I didn’t come to you for a holiday, however, your cheerful pastime is proof of your guilt, albeit not direct, but still guilt. The fact is that, according to the anonymous author, you have a mini-distillery, and in common people - a moonshine still. In no case?! Will you deny? Just look at your table, there is so much alcohol, and it’s not cheap at that, it’s clear as day - you drive it and sell it. Well, this is necessary, under the very nose of the police, the citizen would be embarrassed. What if you poison the local drunks in the area, what should I do then? They won’t be poisoned, the vodka is excellent, you say, great, now the witnesses will check.
They pour it to the witnesses and offer it to the inspector.
- I can’t do it when performing, but how can I determine the quality if I don’t try? Eh, something must happen - pour it for me too. Oh, you have a good moonshine, citizen, it’s painfully strong. How do you like the witnesses? – okay, okay, it’s not convenient to even confiscate it on a day like this. Pour a little more and we’ll start drawing up a protocol. And there is some kind of snack, no need to be greedy, gentlemen, you can smell the smell of snacks on the street, they found you by it. The birthday girl most likely works in a sausage shop? No, it’s strange, but where does such a table come from? Okay, this is not relevant, did you come here just like that? Pour it while I read the protocol.
— when checking a complaint against a citizen (name of the birthday girl), the presence of a machine for producing surrogate alcohol (albeit of excellent quality) was established; after a preventive conversation, a promise was received not to do this again.
- based on all the above facts, Major Sidorov decided that the citizen (name of the hero of the day) will produce alcoholic beverages strictly for personal purposes, for consumption among friends and family (Major Sidorov must be attached). All formalities have been completed, you can continue, gentlemen, witnesses, pour out!
Friends, what difference does it make when an anniversary is 30 years old or 60 years old? The main thing is to create a festive mood and set the right direction. Your scenes can be small, using just one person, or they can be massive, involving everyone and the whole time of the celebration, this will not change the essence.
A cool anniversary is not a date, nor is it the efforts of people dear to you, it is a state of your soul. Remember the words of Omar Khayyam: “I am as old as I feel.” The more active we live, the less negativity we notice.
Video with original scenes for the anniversary
Men are our support, protection and love! Getting ready for your birthday loved one It is important to secretly come up with such an entertainment program that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday boy and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original way, with humor and invention.
At the table
Scene No. 1 “Harmful cleaning lady”
At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
One of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning woman: What do I care about that? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).
Guest: Don’t you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!
(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene No. 2 “Congratulations from friends”
Each person has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing an adaptation of a song to the tune of “The blue ball is spinning and spinning.”
Together:
The years, like birds, fly by in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
We will give a red ball to the bolder ones,
As a sign of respect, accept it quickly,
Lots of warmth, lots of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
So that you can be happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let your family, friends be nearby,
You are the best, I say without concealment.1 friend
We want to give you peace of mind,
Reward with a blue ball on this day.
He will save you from sadness,
And only goodness will find its way into your home!2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream,
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.Together
There were also other balls,
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.There was a yellow ball - it decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, a treacherous color.
Yellow ball - tests in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 “Compliments”
For this congratulation you will need a presenter, whatman paper and markers.
1. On whatman paper, the presenter writes the name of the birthday person horizontally or vertically (whichever is more convenient).
2. The guests’ task is to come up with an adjective for each letter that characterizes the birthday person in a positive way.
3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. The gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 “Hidden Gifts”
The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches guests with a request to take a gift out of the bag.
Each gift must be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who received the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday person with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday person.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give you a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unwraps the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).2. Wear it for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember your guests more often,
I have exactly the same ones on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - panties with a gag).3. You never know what life will bring to us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps our best reward
As a gift for you...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Have you thought about giving something like this?
We decided that you are independent,
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 “Wishes from a psychic”
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive points attracts! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 “Doctor’s visit”
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor’s costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, and a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
“Dangone never lacks”? (Looks questioningly at the birthday boy, but does not give an answer; he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with our hearts?! I hear, I hear: “lovelessness”!
Let's continue the inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ahh, here everything is serious... you have a rare disease on your hands: “work in the throat is never a horror”!
(Knocks on knees with a hammer): And you have “all-over-all-kinosis” in your legs! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in his eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you take what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to radically get rid of gadget addiction! I prescribe you the best medicines (gives good book or a collection of motivational quotes)! Well, everyone, be healthy! (Bows and leaves).
Movable
Scene No. 7 “Congratulations to the King!”
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: The king's throne, costumes for the courtiers (or at least attributes).Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You - great ruler of your power, and on behalf of all your subjects, allow me to read you congratulations!
(He unrolls the scroll with importance. He looks around in fear and calls another courtier).
Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where's the congratulations?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll.)
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - show me! How angry is King (Name)? (Guests show). How does the king dance at a cheerful discus, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine and make his way into his payment room without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday boy).
Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are the overseas gifts! Accept, King (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1: Count De (guest's last name) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country presents you with an enchanting aroma! With him you can do anything! Neutralize your enemies and gain allies! (They give perfume).
Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a golden fish so that all your wishes come true! Prince (name) from (...) gives you the opportunity to do this! (They give fishing equipment).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is a worthwhile thing! A magic potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Courtier 1: And I make a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Grab this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 “Three brooms”
Three women will be needed for congratulations. Each of them has a broom in their hands. In total you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To have a healthy man
We give you an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll soar you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday boy).Second woman
Don't fuss and don't suffer,
Better yet, use a birch broom.
Let's walk over the shoulders, over the head,
So that you are as healthy as a bull on a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, let’s soar him boldly.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the lower back.
Scene No. 9 “Congratulations from oriental beauties”
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the ceremony and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!
Girl 2: You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).
Girl 1: So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!
Girl 2: Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!
Girl 3: There are no sweets (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, who likes to swim in a warm river in the morning, we will give you, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then simply replace it with the words “that’s what!”)
Scene No. 10 “A Little Life Story”
Characters: Presenter, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: chair, sheet, cap, diaper, bottle with a pacifier with a cocktail, animal masks, inscriptions “Car”, “ball”, “Prestigious work”, school bag, audio recordings: “My only”, “Oh, this wedding”.
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, he can put on a diaper, put on a cap, and sit on a chair.Leading: Sit down, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very little, he was given a bottle of milk... (He comes up, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured into it. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday boy in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the host helps the birthday person remove all attributes, gives him a briefcase), and began going to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)Young woman: What hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still married, but to someone else!
(The song “Oh, this wedding sang and danced”) plays.Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(The guest runs out, the inscription on the back is “Prestigious work”, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, and in the end, of course, catches him).All characters, speak in chorus or take turns: Life flies by, but don’t rush! Feel free to write your story! Walk steadfastly on the path to happiness, there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge, how prepared you were, your people!
(Next is the presentation of gifts).
A poetic congratulation to the hero of the day is good, but a costumed one is even better! After all, what is the holiday famous for: toys and laughs, jokes and nursery rhymes. In fact, funny, mischievous costumed congratulations remain in the memory for a long time.
Who should you wear to congratulate the hero of the day? In literary and film characters, in popular pop and art figures, in representatives of professions that we often encounter in life, and even in our little brothers who live next to us, watching us and drawing their conclusions. So they can be the heroes of festive costumed congratulations.
Where can I get the props? Rummage through closets and chests, contact the costume department of the theater or House of Culture. Ideally, a costumed congratulation should be a real small performance with the participation of one or two actors, the hero of the day and, if possible, other guests, but even if you simply give a congratulatory speech suitable for the occasion, being in the image of the chosen hero, it will be met with a bang.
We offer several sample congratulatory speeches by well-known characters.
They will be appropriate at a gala meeting, at an anniversary banquet, and during a small family feast.
Gypsy (gypsy camp)
In a long wide skirt, with a ringing monist around her neck, the guest, shaking her shock of resin hair, will perform, languidly looking into the eyes of the hero of the day, a song in the style of “Dear Ivan Ivanovich has come to us, to us!” Then she will bring a glass of wine to the hero of the day with the call “Drink to the bottom!” For those who are interested in this image, but who are not very confident in their own abilities, we recommend watching, for example, the film “Cruel Romance.”
But singing is singing, and what is a gypsy without fortune telling? Examining the lines of fate in the palm of the hero of the day or the fallen cards, no matter what the mysterious guest sees, she must predict only good things for the hero of the day. For example, the successful and speedy completion of the construction of a dacha (if it is being built), the appearance of grandchildren and great-grandchildren (if they are really expected), foreign tours (even if they are not actually planned), etc.
The gypsy should end her congratulations no less effectively than she began. You can’t do without “gypsy girl” as a final chord.
Policeman
An inspector of the State Alcohol Inspectorate (for the duration of the anniversary, the abbreviation GAI will stand for this) foreman, say, Pokhmelkin, can fine those gathered for raising anniversary toasts too slowly, give the hero of the day’s wife an indefinite license to drive her husband, and give the hero of the day the right to drive a garden cart (if he retires), etc.
The brave law enforcement officer will not ignore the guests - he can instruct them on the correct way to honor the hero of the day by raising anniversary toasts in a friendly manner.
Firefighter
The stern fire inspector Captain Podzhigalkin (or the owner of another “flammable” surname) will come to the anniversary out of duty.
He will inform the audience about increased danger fires in the premises where the celebration is celebrated due to the presence large quantity hearts burning with love for the hero of the day.
The captain will recommend using cans of beer and bottles of champagne as fire extinguishers, which he can immediately present to the hero of the day (necessarily against signature). In addition, the inspector can form several fire brigades just in case of a fire, as well as an orchestra of the anniversary fire brigade, which, using any available means used as wind and noise instruments, will perform for the hero of the day the song “Let them run clumsily...” or another a piece of music appropriate to the moment.
Emergency doctors
The ambulance team, which quickly rushed into the anniversary at someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of those gathered. Since the visiting doctors are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest’s eyes or his smile, or slightly applying a stethoscope to the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much thought, tedious questioning and analysis, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.
Doctors can give anyone who evades a medical examination an exam on their knowledge of medical terms. Based on the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between whom competitions are held to best bandage the feet of the hero of the day (in the case of fast dances), bandage the hands (in the case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.
At the end of their visit, doctors may arrange preventive actions against unexpected misfortunes, for example, carrying out general disinfection (ingestion of strong drinks).
Little Red Riding Hood
At the beginning of her appearance at her grandmother's (grandfather's) anniversary, the heroine famous fairy tale, of course, will perform for her (him) a song from the movie of the same name, slightly altered for the occasion of the holiday.
Then the guest will give a short quiz. She asks her grandfather or grandmother questions in the style of fairy tales: “Why are your eyes so big?” etc. But in order not to bother the hero of the day, Little Red Riding Hood can immediately give original answers herself. For example, to the question: “Why do you need so many guests?” - the girl will immediately guess: “Is this to give more gifts? Yes?" Or: “Why do you need so many flowers?” - “This is so that it doesn’t smell like wine!”; “Why are you so old?” - “Ah, I know, I know! This is so that no one will guess that you are still young, otherwise they will force you to go to work again!” etc.
From the basket that she brought with her, Little Red Riding Hood will definitely take out a pot of butter (possibly with sour cream, etc.) and several pies to tell fortunes for the hero of the day. If he gets a pie with potatoes, he will spend the summer at the dacha, with raisins in the Caucasus, with rice in China. If he takes out a pie with meat, it means he will go hunting, with fish - for fishing, with jam - love adventures await the hero of the day.
Two heroes
Two heroes in helmets, capes, and swords ride into the hall where the anniversary is being celebrated, riding on wooden horses. Since there are only two of them, and in the classical painting there are more, they turn to the hero of the day with the question: “Will you be the third?” The hero of the day is intrigued by such a proposal, and he agrees (or maybe it’s a matter of male solidarity?). But in order to become a member of such a daring company, the birthday boy will have to show both valiant daring and heroic strength.
What challenges await the hero of the day? It depends on him physical fitness, because you can push both balloons and two-pound weights. The main thing is that the hero of the day must be at his best. Possible options tests: arm wrestling (a hand fight held at a table), lifting a chair by the tip of a leg, shooting at targets from a toy bow or crossbow, inflating balloon until it bursts, etc. The last, most serious test may be the “feat of Svyatogor,” who promised to turn the earth over, but failed. But the hero of the day will be able to do this if you give him a globe or a bag of garden soil.
The heroes celebrate the completion of the tests by pouring drinks from cups - containers worthy of mighty men, and then they solemnly present the hero of the day with a wooden horse, a helmet, toy sword and that same “inverted earth” that the hero of the day will still need at the dacha or when choosing a route for travel.
Guests from the Caucasus
The appearance of distinguished guests from the Caucasus is a holiday for all those gathered for the anniversary. The roles of elders can be successfully played good people of any age, if you glue a lush mustache on them, put hats or hats on their heads big size, called air caps, stick a dagger into each person’s belt. And each of them should be able to tell a beautiful toast in the spirit of the best Caucasian traditions.
A toast could be, for example, like this: “When the queen wanted to find a husband, the people decided to choose the best of the horsemen for her, for which each of the applicants had to spend the night with the queen. In the morning, when the first horseman left his chambers, the people asked the queen:
- Well, how?
- Fine...
- How?! Just normal? To Kuru!
The next morning, another horseman leaves the queen.
- How? - the people ask.
- Fine! - the queen answers.
- Only good?! To Kuru!
It’s the third morning, and the third horseman leaves the palace.
- Well, how? - the people ask the queen.
- Fabulous!
- Fabulous?! So to Kuru!
- For what? - the horseman begged.
- And for the company!
So let’s drink to the wonderful company that our wonderful hero of the day has gathered at this table!”
If several people came to honorable aksakals, then it is not necessary that all their toasts should be made at once. Invite guests to the table, and their wisdom can be enjoyed all evening.
The first performance of the mountaineers can be completed with an incendiary lezginka.
Carlson, who lives on the roof
The best ghost in the world with a motor, he is also a man in the prime of his life, moderately well-fed and moderately educated, having flown to the anniversary “jam day”, of course, he will be very surprised to see how his beloved Baby has grown - so he will be, on Joy to everyone, naming the hero of the day.
Compassionate Carlson will definitely want to “fill” the Kid with jam from a jar, which this time he took with him for a special occasion.
Then the prankster will offer to play a little prank. The hero of the day may be confused by such an unexpected proposal, and Carlson will get down to business himself. Having broken a couple of glasses and plates, he will begin to calm everyone down, saying that this is all nonsense, an everyday matter.
Having frolicked, the best congratulatory person in the world will immediately perform an anniversary ode in honor of the Kid (see the section “Poetic Congratulations”) and, having refueled with some kind of fuel from the festive table, with a feeling of duty well done, he will go to his small house on the roof...
Postman Pechkin
Our dear postman Pechkin, of course, will bring the hero of the day a parcel from Matroskin and Sharik, which may contain, for example, a set of dairy products from Prostokvashin, a photo gun, as well as gardener’s or photographer’s reference books. The postman's bag may also contain congratulatory telegrams addressed to the hero of the day. Serious and sincere messages will arrive from relatives and friends from distant cities, and Pechkin will find not very serious ones in the “Posters-Telegrams” section.
But first, the pedantic postman will demand identification documents from the hero of the day. In the section “Comic documents for the hero of the day and guests” we provided samples of some of them, and it’s good if they are presented before Pechkin’s arrival, otherwise the hero of the day will be left without a package from Prostokvashin...
What follows are no longer ideas and scenario plans, but fairly detailed scenarios of costumed congratulations. When accepting any of them for production, please take the time to rehearse. At the same time, pay more attention not to memorizing the text, but to developing consistency in the actions of all artists with partners, assistants and musicians. If your knowledge of the text of the role is not solid and you have a hint sheet and a hero of the day in your hands, the guests will forgive you for this. But if the wrong phonogram plays or your partner delivers a line that is not according to the script and gets embarrassed, this can significantly spoil the impression of your performance, which was so well planned. So, go for it!
Congratulations to a worker and a collective farmer
Under the “March of Enthusiasts”, characters familiar from childhood enter the hall, making up V. Mukhina’s sculpture “Worker and Collective Farm Woman” - the trademark of the Mosfilm film studio. Well, of course, the cut glass, close to the hearts of all Soviet people, was also invented by her - and few people know about this. They remembered only as the author of this sculpture... Probably because cut glasses have become familiar in every home, especially in the outback, and the monument turned out to be very majestic, solemn, and they remember it only on special occasions.
So, full of vitality and confident in their tomorrow a worker and a collective farmer, holding their tools of labor in their upward-pointing hands - a sickle and a hammer.
He: They pulled us off the pedestal... Should we raise virgin soil?
She: We were invited to the holiday!
He: What is it like to perform?
She: No, just stand there.
He: What will happen here?
She: Family ball!
He: What do we care about those ideas?
She: Our union is considered a family, but so far without children.
Him: Where do children come from? Mukhina, the prankster, Turned us to face each other not, but...
She: Who cares! And the country has changed.
He: I noticed that myself.
She: And what kind of family should it be, the relatives are worried.
Him: Like what? Ordinary! Having many children, working! At eight he went to work, at five he returned - and a hero!
She: Do the heroes give flowers?
Him: There is no money. And then, is life built with flowers? Only with a hammer and a sickle!
She: How unromantic it is with you! I wish I could go to France! I would look great there in a mini set!
(The collective farmer puts the sickle on the floor, slowly takes off her work robe, revealing an elegant short dress underneath. Then she makes a few rumba-style dance moves and turns to the worker again.)
She: Honey, I seem to look just like Sylvia Kristel. Maybe I should star in a film?
(The worker pats her on the shoulder.)
He: Me too, Emmanuelle! She flew away and dreamed!
(Puts the collective farmer in the starting position.)
Him: Stop living in the clouds! They dragged us off the pedestal to stand in the decorations!
She: No, no, pipes! Once they stole it, I can’t stand in silence, and I consider it my duty to congratulate the hero of the day!
He: So, of course, it should be according to human customs, is it only us who speak stone-tonguedly?
She: Maybe I’m tongue-tied, maybe I’m simple-minded, but I can’t remain silent on a holiday! I wish the hero of the day...
He: So that the birds don’t bother me, so that the vandals don’t write swear words,
She: I wish there was a roof on top, mice on the bottom and no smoke on the head from the sun!
Together: In general, we wanted to say, let the applause ring! May you work for two hundred years without restoration!
A worker and a collective farmer woman, accompanied by the “March,” approach the hero of the day, present him with a hammer and sickle, and solemnly leave.
Congratulating the cow Milka or removing the veil of secrecy from the personal life of the hero of the day
This character will be a real exotic on the anniversary of a city dweller, but in those localities where folklore traditions are strong, such a costumed congratulation may come in handy.
To the song “You not only ate flowers...” the cow Milka enters the hall with a large can in her hands, coquettishly wagging her tail.
Milka: M-just a minute, m-just a minute, m-my dears! What are you doing! I asked you not to start without m-me! I apologize for the m-minimal delay, m-milk, you know, I was handing over... but now can I m-address a few words to the m-young hero of the day?
(The cow addresses the hero of the day.)
Milka: Well, what are you doing? I could have prepared better if I had known about the holiday even earlier. I wouldn’t have come alone then, you have a lot of us, don’t you, naughty girl? Well, okay, your Milka is not angry with you! Well, come to me, come! I want to be in your m-manly arms again!
(Milka does not expect mercy from the confused hero of the day, puts the can on the floor and hugs the hero of the day tightly.)
Milka: Oh, what sweet m-flour this is! Darling, do you remember how it all happened the first time? Of course, of course, you remember everything! Let's remember together?! I was so m-young and m-dreamy, and you were so, well, just m-macho!!! This is just m-mysticism, but everything happened just m-instantly! Let's tell you how it was!.. Or is it better not to? Well that's right! M-they will know a lot - they will want a lot. Although the latter, as they say, is not harmful! Anyway, I got distracted. Happy birthday to you, m-my darling! I would like you for this about mmm! But I came up with a better idea! Yes, out of the blue the m-muse came over me, and I decided to give it to you... You'll never guess! Dance! W-we'll do a dance starting with the letter "m"! No, not a mazurka. And not the macarena. And not a minuet. We will perform tango! Why on "m"? Because m-my tango! Maestro, m-music!
(Milka stands up with the hero of the day, but immediately gives a sign to interrupt the musical accompaniment.)
Milka: Wait a minute! I can't do that! I still need to do something, especially for my friends, so they know! And then everyone goes on and on: “He’s no match for you, no match!” Here, try it on, I prepared it especially for you!
(Milka puts small horns on an elastic band on the hero of the day.)
Milka: Now everything is in order. (To his wife.) And you, lady, don’t worry, this is a dummy, although they look like the real thing. Now - m-music!
(The cow and the hero of the day perform a passionate tango. When the music stops sounding, she stops and looks languidly at her partner.)
Milka: You're just a m-mustang! He almost made poor Milka faint! Mmm. Take this off, otherwise you’ll get used to it. (Takes off his horns.) Wait just a minute! I still went to the anniversary...
(Milka points to the can.)
Milka: I give you my favorite drink starting with the letter “m” - no, you didn’t guess, not milk, but nutmeg! When you drink, remember your Milka! And you, dear guests, also cannot sit without gifts: ice cream for everyone! Oh, what a m-man! What a pity that it’s time for milking... Happy anniversary! Happy holiday! Goodbye, my m-macho!
Ice cream is handed out to the guests, and Milka leaves the hall to the music, blowing kisses.
Verka Serduchka's show
Verka Serduchka: Yes, girls! Come to me quickly! Now I’ll sing a sad song about love... New Year’s Eve, and I’m without champagne!.. What? What are you talking about? Isn't it New Year's Eve? And what kind? Anniversary? And what’s more, it’s not night, but evening? Oh, what's going on, girls! It's all this, what's his name... stress! The heart is pounding, the chest is falling, the head refuses to think. I urgently need a glass... Well, quickly! What champagne?! What does champagne have to do with it, since it’s not New Year’s Eve? And then, have you never heard my song? Yes, maestro! Help me!
(Verka Serduchka performs a verse, and maybe the entire song “Gorilka”.)
Verka Serduchka: Citizens! Urgently need some vodka to overcome the effects of stress! Man, don’t look like that, the lady might get embarrassed! (Drinks a glass.) Oh, it’s bitter, girls, it’s bitter! Why doesn’t anyone shout “bitterly”? Oh, I forgot, it’s not a wedding, it’s an anniversary! Well, who are we drinking for? Oh, and this is the hero of the day? What prince, what prince is missing, girls! Now, now, your princess is coming to you! (He goes to the hero of the day.) What, is the princess sitting next to him? (Disappointed.) Oh, girls, what a missing prince! Of course, she is far from me, but she is also okay. Okay, the prince is not mine, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! Yes, sit, sit! Probably a lot has happened already? I know what you mean! I myself am an aged woman... I won’t say at what age. So have you already been congratulated? Why then not in lipstick? What, girls, no one could even kiss a man? Well, let me kiss you! (Kisses the hero of the day so that a bright spot remains on his cheek.) Here, it is clearly visible that the person is congratulated. What did you give? Don't know yet? Are they all wrapped up? Well what are you doing! It should be unfolded immediately. No, no, leave it like that. And then suddenly you'll get upset. You'll watch one tomorrow. Let me give you something without any wrapping at all, so you can immediately see what kind of gift it is. Marvel! I take the candy, remove the wrapper and give it to you, so that life is sweet! And so as not to be cloyingly sweet:.. Oh, girls, where is my purse? Oh, here he is! Here is a special, anniversary, safe vodka for the health of the hero of the day from my reticule!
(Gives the hero of the day a gift bottle of strong drink.)
I see that you are already feeling well today. And tomorrow... You will taste this divine drink... And again everything will be fine!
Verka Serduchka performs the song “Everything will be fine,” involving all the guests and the hero of the day in the dance. If the guest’s vocal abilities leave much to be desired, the singing will have to be organized to a soundtrack.
Congratulations from the circus
To the background music for the program “In the Animal World,” two guests appear in the hall, one in the form of a trainer, the other in the form of a monkey, which can be dressed in black or brown tights. The face is under the mask.
Trainer: Mickey, say hello to the guests!
(The monkey bows dramatically, almost putting his head between his legs and moving his arms back.)
Trainer: Mickey, now greet the guests!
(The monkey claps his hands.)
Trainer: Mickey, you wanted to say something to the hero of the day, right?
(The monkey actively nods its head and hums.)
Trainer: Well, speak up, and I will translate your speech.
(The monkey screams and beats his chest with his fists and lets out a Tarzan scream.)
(The monkey screams and jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: ...with great joy and enthusiasm...
(The monkey approaches the trainer, hugs him and kisses him three times.)
Trainer: ...met with the news...
(The monkey clicks his neck - makes a gesture indicating “drink.”)
Trainer: ...about your upcoming anniversary.
(The monkey makes Tarzan's scream again.)
Trainer: The faction of chimpanzees and gorillas of our zoo...
(The monkey “tears his vest on his chest.”)
Trainer: ...with all my heart I wish you...
(The monkey hugs and kisses one of the women if the hero of the day is the husband, and vice versa.)
Trainer: ...happiness in your personal life...
(The monkey jumps up, leaning on the trainer’s shoulders.)
Trainer: ...further career growth...
(The monkey takes a wallet from the trainer’s pocket and puts a leaf of greenery or a paper napkin into it.)
Trainer: ...lots and lots of money...
(The monkey takes out a pack of cigarettes from the trainer’s other pocket, tears it up, throws it on the floor and tramples it.)
Trainer: ...and good health and moderation in everything!
(The monkey enthusiastically begins to look for the insect trainer in his head.)
Trainer: And also complete immersion in nirvana.
(The monkey jumps into the trainer’s arms.)
Trainer: May your children give you many grandchildren...
(The monkey jumps on the trainer's back)
Trainer: ...and grandchildren - great-grandchildren.
(The monkey jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: And of course, it’s fun to celebrate the anniversary...
(The monkey takes out a bunch of bananas stored nearby and takes it to the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...why do the monkeys of our zoo give you the most valuable thing they have...
(The monkey hugs and kisses the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...and invite you to spend a vacation in their company.
(The monkey returns to the trainer, clapping his hands.)
Trainer: Once again, congratulations on your anniversary and join in all the congratulations.
(The monkey bows.)
Trainer: Goodbye!
The monkey, with a frightened look, points his finger to the trainer at the window and, while he listens attentively and tries to understand what is happening there, pulls the bottle off the table and runs away with a cheerful cry.
Nostalgic show
This small costume show can hardly be called a congratulation - congratulatory words are not heard in it either in poetry, or in prose, or in the song version, or in ditties. But, I think, it also has a right to exist as a greeting to the hero of the day, because it will remind him of the pleasant events of past years.
In almost any house, somewhere in the pantry, in the far drawers of a battered closet or chest of drawers, or on the mezzanine, blouses and suits, dresses and trousers, hats and shoes, ties and belts, once worn by the hero of the day, are stored. Each of these things, long out of fashion, has its own story. They could be bought in a remarkable place, under memorable, sometimes anecdotal circumstances, with a wonderful companion, and the reason for this was extraordinary. That's why
if such things are taken out from the far corners, washed or cleaned and ironed,
if among those invited to the banquet you find in advance people with an appearance reminiscent of the hero of the day in his youth, and ask them to participate in the festive display of things once worn by the hero of the day,
if, when showing retro models, the show host not only describes what the model looks like, its design features, but also tells how old it is and introduces guests to the history of this thing,
if the show of each model is accompanied by music from the years in which it was worn,
and if the hero of the day does not know anything about this in advance,
then such a costume show is doomed to success and tears of gratitude from the hero of the day.
Clothing models that can be included in the show include: Wedding Dresses and “female” suits, school and military uniforms.
In addition to clothing, shoes and accessories, at such a show you can demonstrate sports equipment and travel equipment: skis, skates, tents, fins, fishing rods, etc.
The show of models can be accompanied not only by the presenter’s oral history, but also by the display of photographs, slides and film materials confirming the authenticity of the origin of the item (however, if its authenticity is in doubt, as well as the truth of the story dedicated to it, no one will sue the organizers of the show).
Star Parade
Collective congratulations
Dear... (name of the hero of the day)!
In honor of your anniversary years
Let's have a parade of planets here!
(A march sounds. Walking in step, guests enter the hall with images of planets on their chests solar system. They say a chant in chorus.)
Speech
One two three four!
Three, four, one, two!
Look through the windows.
We have become brighter from the sun.
They shone, sparkled,
Here everyone appears before you.
This is a rare occurrence
In honor of our star, creation.
Without her we are like without hands,
She is the best friend in the world!
Day and night shining at the zenith,
Keeps us all in orbit.
We do not know troubles and tears:
We have a demand for sunshine.
“Planets” perform a song based on the tune of A. Pakhmutova “Nadezhda”
Performance by nesting dolls
Leading:
Dear guests! Hit your hands.
Come to us for our anniversary
The nesting dolls have arrived.
Wooden spoons, rosy nesting dolls.
They want to congratulate the hero of the day,
Give a gift and play on spoons.
Matryoshka dolls: We brought you bagels, bought for rubles.
First bagel - get to work!
The second is that mom gave birth!
Third - that they got married and had children!
And the fourth is for success, which is present, but not for everyone.
The fifth donut is for the lyceum!
And the sixth is for the anniversary!
Don’t lose our gift, wear it for everyone on the holiday.
(Each bagel is on a ribbon. The bagels are presented to the hero of the day.)
Matryoshka dolls: The moment has come to give our musical gift.
(Playing with spoons.)
Presenter: The month is already looking out the window, the nesting dolls have started dancing.
They invite all honest people to a round dance.
(The song “Unharness the horses, lads” is played. The dolls invite guests to dance.)
Congratulations to the sea turtles
Host: Dear guests!
Admire: aren’t these cuties? Aren't they cute sea turtles?
Turtles: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We don’t give you nets, but a variety of glasses:
Blue to dream, black to hide everything,
Pink to get a buzz, transparent to look at the world.
Dear hero of the day!
If you wear them all at once,
Oh, how happy you can be then.
(They put on 4 pairs of glasses for the hero of the day.)
Host: What crazy sea turtles!
They will now dance the “Back to Back” dance with you on this stump.
(The song “Sea Turtle” plays. Guests and “turtles” perform the “Back to Back” dance.)
Congratulations to Grandma Bee
Presenter: Grandmother Bee came to the hero of the day and brought honey as a gift to the hero of the day.
Grandma Bee: Here I give you honey, birthday boy. Take it one spoon at a time, rub it in a little. You will be as healthy as a bull. (Frightened): Oh, bite my tongue! In general, don’t hesitate, eat honey and get better. (Gives the hero of the day honey).
Grandma Bee: Today we will collect nectar for our guests with bees.
Host: Absolutely right, Grandma Bee! The more flowers your Bees collect from the tables, the tastier and more aromatic their nectar will be.
Host: So, bees, without wasting time, go for nectar!
(Game. The winner-Bee - wine "Bouquet of Moldova", the other two - juice "Nectar", sparkling water "Bell".)
Host: Now go around to all the guests and treat them to your nectar.
Whoever spills everything the fastest will take the main prize.
(Competition. Bees pour “Nectar” to guests. Presentation of prizes.)
Toast
Let's drink to the fact that we have tasted this “Nectar” so much that we flutter around this hall like White Moths.
Congratulations from the cooks
Presenter: Dear Yuri Alekseevich! Three cooks from the Ugar company brought you a dish as a gift.
First Cook: Dear hero of the day! We wish you health and offer these dishes.
Second Cook: To keep your sides round, eat these hams more often.
Third Cook: So that you can be as affectionate as a “pussy,” eat a dish called “sausage.”
First Cook: To keep the whole family healthy, include the meat of this goose in the menu.
Presenter: First-class chefs offered their dishes: Roza Georgievna, Liliya Pionovna, Romashka Tyulpanovna.
(The cooks bow.)
Host: And now Lily, Chamomile and Rose will bring you a cake from the cold.
(The phonogram sounds " Happy birthday" They bring out a girl in a cake costume, hidden from the view of the audience by a veil.)
Host: Dear guests!
Let's say "1, 2, 3" to everyone who is there - all together.
The chefs will not be able to hide the secret after your answer.
(The guests shout. The cooks open the “cake.”)
Host: Friends, do you have any idea what this picture is?
This is an anniversary cake.
We invite the hero of the day
She will be a partner in the dance.
Guests, please support the couple,
Give applause.
(Dance of the hero of the day with “Cake”.)
And now it’s time to bring out the real anniversary cake.
(Phonogram “Happy birthdgy”. The waiters bring out a cake with candles.)
Presenter: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We wish you good luck, ardor, heat,
We wish you good health again.
And let's say loudly to the hero of the day
All in unison, in chorus: “Congratulations!”
(The guests shout.)
So that good luck awaits you along the way, and this evening will be joyful,
We will also ask you to blow out these candles on the cake!
(The hero of the day blows out the candles, treats everyone to cake. Tea party.)
Congratulations to the chickens
Presenter: A squad of chickens has arrived to you,
Lined up right in a row.
Even though they are not ducklings,
But good guys.
They've been preparing all year
To congratulate Oksana - here!
And each of them was not lazy,
Prepare a gift for her on this day.
Let's ask the chickens
What do they want to give?
(Pretends to be talking with participants.)
Host: They say: “We’ll lay a difficult egg,
Let there be one, but it’s golden.
Look carefully, gentlemen,
For them to do this is two times two!
(Chicks stand in pairs and try to “lay” an egg from the nest.)
Host: I see that they succeeded in the trick.
Why did the color of these two eggs change so much?
They probably lay somewhere for a long time,
That's why they turned so purple.
Fine! We take them from you
And at the end of the dance we will act out.
And now our poultry yard,
Showing all your enthusiasm,
I will dance a bright dance with you,
Well, I’ll give you gifts.
(Dance “Chick-chick”.)
Presenter: You all worked so hard in dance,
That the eggs turned into a “kinder surprise”. And now we are very pleased to present these awards to you.
(Presentation of “kinder surprises”.)
Congratulations from the Bees
Presenter: Our bees as a gift to Rose
They went out to collect nectar.
They deftly use their proboscis
Sweet nectar is dragged into the house.
Without wasting time,
They conjure nectar there.
It is the basis for the drink.
Now the mead is ready.
It is presented to Rose
They ask to drink together with the guests.
(Two guests dressed in Bee costumes, using a straw in their mouth, collect food from the table. Having “conjured” the “nectar”, they present Rose with a drink.)
Congratulations from the hares
Host: Dear guests! Everyone knows that August is the time for haymaking, which means intense and long work, which often lasts until midnight.
(The soundtrack “But we don’t care” plays. Guests dressed in hare costumes run out and perform a song.)
Song
In the dark blue forest,
Where the aspen trees dance,
Where from the witch oaks
The leaves are flying around,
There is grass in the clearing
Hares mowed at midnight
And at the same time they sang
Strange words.
Chorus:
We do not care,
We do not care,
Let us be afraid of the Wolf and the Owl,
We have a case:
At the most terrible hour
We mow the grass.
Host: Yes, indeed, that grass is not easy,
Over the summer it has grown thickly green.
You should have bunnies, mow all the greens,
Put it in the pockets of our hero of the day. –
Are you ready? Let's start!
(“The hares” are offered a bush of “grass” hung with dollars. Their task: cut off all the bills with scissors and put them in the basket. Who is faster?)
Presenter: Dear hero of the day! The “hares” and I wish you that you always have light heart and heavy pockets. Let's drink to that! I invite those who wish to raise their glasses.
Congratulations from Izbushka and Domovoy
riding: Beyond the mountains, beyond the valleys,
Behind the wide forests,
Not in heaven, on earth
The house is located in one village.
That hut is not easy,
And it's so wide.
She gives out gifts
To those who go to dance with her.
(Music sounds. “Izbushka” runs out and invites everyone to dance. Presentation of gifts after the dance.)
Host: Well, the hut surprised me,
She danced so much, she acted so strangely.
What's going on in the hut?
People marvel at miracles.
There is even: Brownie
Very smart, mischievous.
(Brownie comes out.)
He did this
He killed all the cows at once.
Help me raise them
So that they can moo again.
Who can do the job faster?
He will receive sweet Milky Way.
(Game. Participants’ task: to inflate rubber toys in the shape of cows. Presentation of prizes.)
Presenter: Brownie collected zucchini on the ridge,
I only slightly cut his side,
After thinking a little, I decided to quickly
Prepare a surprise for our guests.
He will treat you right here and now.
I think you all have glasses?
Toast: To the hero of the day!
(The brownie pours wine for the guests from a bottle hidden in a zucchini.)
Host: After a glass of this
The dance needs a groovy dance.
Congratulations from Grandmothers
Host: Dear guests!
(Two women in 50s costumes come out.)
Grandma 1 (interrupting the presenter): Hey, young lady, don’t rush, let us congratulate you.
Grandma 2: We didn’t sleep the whole night, writing congratulations.
Grandma 1: Come on, Isolde, don’t be shy, hit the note “A” quickly!
(Music. Grandmothers sing ditties.)
Congratulations to the hero of the day
We are ready again and again
Because we feed
Tender love for him.
We don't need a pound of flour,
We don't need sieves
We'll see you on the screen
And we're full for a week.
Your anniversary, what a miracle!
He's beautiful, he's good.
That's why today
You won't leave without gifts.
(Give gifts.)
Grandma 2: Here is a gift from us -
Country Russian kvass.
This is only Yakubovich
He takes vodka in reserve.
Well, what about you on your anniversary?
Treat your friends to it.
If you don't have enough kvass,
There is no big problem in this -
Just add water!
(They give Pervach kvass.)
Grandma 1: We’re also giving you a vest.
Grandma 2: There is no better thing for a man!
(They give a vest.)
Grandma 1: You, Isolde, were afraid in vain.
Everything turned out as expected.
Grandma 2: So, maybe with you alone
Shall we continue the celebration?
Grandma 1: So that we can decide on this,
We need to learn a little.
Grandma 2 (addressing the presenter): Teach us, girl,
You are a master at announcing.
Presenter: Time adds years to life,
The calendar sheet has changed.
I sincerely congratulate you today
Your close-knit friendly team!
(Congratulations from the team.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes from the 60s.)
Grandma 1: Comrades - citizens!
We now
To be continued
Congratulatory part.
Grandma 2: Look at the fifth row,
The military are sitting there.
They ironed their uniforms...
Grandma 1: And the cockades are so shiny!
Grandma 2: You can even go to the taiga for these,
Even in cold weather, even in a snowstorm.
Men in military uniform
I can't refuse.
Grandma 1: I announce your exit.
Please go on stage!
Grandma 2: March!
(A march sounds. The military rises to the stage. Congratulations.)
(Number.)
Grandma 1: Isolde, I think I’m here now according to the regulations
He has the right to congratulate the head.
Grandma 2: Glafira, who are you talking about?
Grandma 1: Let the military commissar congratulate the hero of the day.
(Congratulations to the military commissar.)
Grandma 1: Isolde! Here somewhere in the hall
I saw my idols.
Grandma 2: Probably men!
And again they are in uniform.
It’s too early to invite them on stage.
Grandma 1: Don't argue with me!
After all, these are security guys.
(Congratulation private security.)
Grandma 2: What's next on the program now?
Grandma 1: Like what? Puzzles.
They will be here just right.
Grandma 2: Riddles are for children.
Grandma 1: And ours are for all viewers.
So, the first riddle:
If husbands are sleepy
Complete strangers whisper
Female names
So, I've come...
Grandma 2: Spring!
Grandma 1: It’s not spring at all.
So, Khan came to them,
Because my wife is not sleeping.
Grandma 2: Now it’s my turn! I'm making a wish!
Grandma 1: Your riddle is also stupid.
Grandma 2: No need! I continue:
If you guys
Finances are in trouble
And the door opened on its own,
So I came...
Grandma 1: Spring! (Covers his mouth with his hand.)
Grandma 2: It’s not spring at all.
And the tax office!
Grandma 1: Don't croak, you'll croak!
Grandma 2: That's it! We remove the riddles
And we continue the program.
Grandma 1 (addressing the hero of the day): And now especially for you.
Grandma 2: Congratulations to the godfather.
Grandma 1: What right now?
Grandma 2: What? She's not alone.
Grandma 1: Well, godfather is godfather.
(Speech by representative tax office.)
Grandma 1: We have important figures in the hall,
They say they are all from culture.
Grandma 2: Yes, they really know their worth,
Grandma 1: We invite them to this stage.
Grandma 2: Did you turn on the TV yesterday?
Pugacheva performed there!
Grandma 1: Pugacheva is nonsense.
“Jumble” - wow!
In the film collection "Jumble"
We are passionately in love.
As I watch it, I laugh until I cry,
Grandma 2: And I’m shaking.
Grandma 1: There is no better happiness than movies,
Without cinema, the world is not dear to us.
Grandma 2: If there were three lives, they would give everything
For the intricate plot.
(The lights go out. A film about the hero of the day is shown at a television studio.)
Grandma 1: Who's next for us?
Grandma 2 (addressing the hero of the day): Where we meet your portrait
Early morning and afternoon?
Where do we read about the pass,
Tell us now.
Jubilee: ... (Name of local newspaper.)
Grandma 2: If we have a holiday here,
Some of them are here.
Grandma 1: What row are they on?
Grandma 2: I’ll go to the hall, I’ll find them there.
(The editorial team of the local newspaper is brought out.)
Grandmother 1: Aces of a sharp pen,
It's your turn!
(Congratulations from the editor.)
Grandma 2: Glafira, I just saw
The ambulance was approaching us.
Haven't you ever gotten sick?
Grandma 1: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Yes God be with you!
Doctors don't have coats,
And here they come -
Everyone wants to congratulate the mayor.
(Congratulations from the doctors.)
Grandma 2: ... (mayor's middle name)
Today is your birthday
Congratulations from the pharmacy.
Grandma 1: Hey, Isolde,
I'll ask for pills
Now for us.
Grandma 2: I'll tell you what:
I'm leaving the stage!
Grandma 1: You go, I’ll have a pill
This is desperately needed
There are so many congratulations here -
They make your head spin.
Oh!
(He faints. The young men carry away Grandma 1.)
(Congratulations from the pharmacy.)
Grandma 2: Yes, our birthday boy is good
And he’s handsome.
Charming, gallant,
Very, very aligant.
Just now they with... (surname of one of famous representatives, regional Duma or government) walked,
So the women gave them all smiles.
Grandma 1: So give the girls the floor now,
They have everything ready a long time ago.
(Speech by teachers.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes from the 70s.)
Grandma 2: Have you seen my Glafira?
May the devils take her.
With such a leading program
You won't end up embarrassed:
No concert to be held
Not to weave bast shoes.
It's time to call the directors of the educational institution,
Let them teach her wisdom
And with them GORONO,
They came a long time ago.
Grandma 1: The hero of the day, please stand up
And meet your guests.
(Congratulations to the directors of the city’s educational institutions.)
Grandma 2: To you in different limousines
The male directors arrived,
Their boots are polished,
Bowties and ties
Here they are hurrying here...
Grandma 1: Clap your hands, gentlemen! :
(Congratulations to the directors of enterprises.)
(Grandma 1 runs out with a barrel of beer.)
Grandma 1: Guys!
We need to meet more often!
Grandma 2: About our friend’s anniversary
The whole neighborhood heard it.
Grandma 1: Here are the commercial tycoons,
Yes, how rich they are.
And on everyone's chest
Le Monti tie.
Grandma 2: Among them is one Marina,
A very pretty girl.
Those men are with her
Sending greetings to you on your anniversary.
(Congratulations to businessmen.)
Grandma 1: I haven’t seen anywhere
OVDe men are sitting.
These nice guys
Famous in the city.
Grandma 2: Is they headed by... ("last name of the head of the police department")?
Well, let them congratulate you too!
(Congratulations from the Department of Internal Affairs.)
Grandma 1: Something, Isolde, I’m tired.
It wouldn't hurt for us to rest.
Here's a girl coming towards us,
Let her lead the evening.
Grandma 2: Hero of the day, be generous,
Rate the performance.
And on occasion, of course,
Give us a hint about this.
Grandma 1: You live to be a hundred years old,
To pour goodness and light into the masses.
(To the audience): We're leaving the stage
Bye then!
Grandma 2: Good bye! Hello!
(The grandmothers leave the stage.)
Congratulations from the Dwarves
Presenter 1: Dear hero of the day! Accept congratulations from your closest relatives.
(Seven relatives dress up in gnome costumes. To a light melody, they perform the movements of the “Letka-enka” dance and perform for the guests in age order. The “eldest gnome” himself has in his hands a painted large wrapper of Alpen Gold chocolate, covered with a gold gift packaging.)
7th gnome: In the thicket of the forest
Kamyshlovsky pine forest
The gnomes lived as a family,
They dug everything indiscriminately.
1st dwarf: They have long been known to everyone.
There are exactly seven of them.
2nd gnome (represents the first):
The eldest is the wisest gnome,
He cares about
To have tools
At the brothers' the right moments.
3rd gnome (represents the second):
The smaller brother is a serious gnome,
Busy and funny.
4th Dwarf (represents the third):
The third gnome is the merry fellow,
He'll make you laugh anyway.
5th Dwarf (represents the fourth):
And the fourth is that dreamer,
A finder of various treasures.
6th Dwarf (represents the fifth):
The fifth gnome is interesting,
Attractive, pompous.
7th Dwarf (represents the sixth):
The sixth gnome is a kind hard worker,
Looking for gold here and there.
1st Dwarf (represents the seventh):
So that the seventh without delay
I could count every gram.
5th gnome: We received your telegram yesterday,
We dug 50 deep mines in a day.
7th gnome: How much gold was found,
They brought everything with them.
(They show “gold” - a gift the size of half a sheet of Whatman paper in gift wrapping.)
7th gnome: There is a mystery here for the hero of the day.
What's there?.. - It's chocolate!
(They remove the gift wrapping, and there is a large wrapper of the Alpen Gold chocolate bar, drawn on whatman paper.)
5th gnome: “Alpen Gold” is its name,
Our hands are the efforts.
7th gnome: The hero of the day, look,
There are exactly three fillings here.
(They turn the wrapper over, and on the other side there are three types of chocolate of the same name - envelopes from three families with money.)
5th gnome: Eat with nuts, eat with raisins,
There is also just chocolate.
We hope this
You will be glad to receive it.
1st family: We hold milk chocolate in our hands,
He will help you achieve success in business.
(They hand over an envelope.)
2nd family: We are happy to give you chocolate with raisins,
So that you can always be known for your zest.
(They hand over an envelope.)
3rd family: Here's a glazed nut for you,
May you always be strong
And then your nature,
The years will not matter!
(They hand over an envelope.)
5th gnome: We invite everyone to pour,
To wash the gifts.
(Guests fill the glass, the “gnomes” join them.)
Congratulations to the Angels
Presenter: The cloud in the sky has disappeared,
But the angels are not at all angry.
They come down from heaven
They'll be here in a minute.
(Angels appear:)
First angel: And here we are, curly angels,
We have congratulatory leaves in our hands.
(Open the scrolls and read.)
Second angel: Dear birthday girl!
Happy anniversary,
We are protected as before.
First angel: Let's save you from various troubles
Fast forward another hundred years.
Second Angel: Popular rumor has it,
That we are great musicians
I'll have to show it for you
All their hidden talents.
(They perform a song to the soundtrack "Strawberry".)
Song
On this birthday
Meet the groovy duet,
Your mood
The hour will rise in an instant.
On the anniversary for all guests
The birthday girl is more important.
That's why, friends,
Sing along the words to us.
Chorus:
Congratulations on the date - yeah, yeah...
We wish from the bottom of our hearts - yeah, yeah...
Personal, boundless happiness... Yes, yes, yes!
(Chorus repeated twice.)
Congratulations from the Hunter and the Hares
Host: Dear guests! If we look at the starry sky, we will be convinced that the birthday girl was born under the zodiac sign “Sagittarius”. Therefore, I ask you to greet the person who is directly related to this sign.
(A hunter enters on mini-skis, wearing a hat with earflaps, and a gun over his shoulder.)
Hunter: Happy birthday, Sagittarius!
It’s immediately obvious that you are a fighter.
And neither fluff nor feather
It's time to wish you.
I was late for the holiday
I chose all the gifts,
So that I can achieve my goal,
I had to hunt for game.
Here I brought some bunnies,
Maybe there is a demand for it here.
(Two guests run out, dressed in hare costumes, and sing a song.)
Song
Every year on this day we gather together.
Not to sit at the table again:
On your birthday we are without falsehood and flattery
Let's sing about it from the heart and in the mood...
Chorus:
And we don't care, but we don't care,
What will we eat, what will we drink.
We have known for a long time, it’s the way it is.
Your birthday should be good.
We don’t come to visit you for dinner at all,
We managed to recognize the generosity of a kind soul,
That's why we need your birthday,
So that they can congratulate you and tell you...
Congratulations from the Stargazer
Host: Dear guests!
Who keeps count of all the stars?
Well, of course, an astrologer!
Only where the star will flash,
He arrives there.
(The stargazer comes out.)
Astrologer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!
Birthday girl from heaven
I pulled out a miracle of miracles.
Happy anniversary,
I give this cake to her.
There are many lights on it,
It takes a lot of effort to blow them out.
Dear birthday girl!
To the command “three-four!” - you need to smile wider.
And for “one time!” or “two” - get ready first.
How can I say “start!” - You can blow out the candles.
(The hero of the day blows out the candles on command. The cake is placed on the table after the competition.)
Congratulations from the Pioneers
(A team of five people is given a package. They contain a tie and a cap. After changing clothes, the participants are given cards with words.)
Host: And now the floor for congratulations is given to the guests of honor. (The “pioneers” enter.)
We, the pioneers, are the children of our country!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today,
Her whole life serves as an example for children
Both the October soldiers and the pioneers.
We will continue to follow her example,
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
We came to you to learn from our elders,
How should you drink so as not to get completely drunk?
How should you eat to keep your figure?
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
We are the pioneers of the Soviet country.
They have been in love with you, Aunt Taya, for a long time.
We can't find a better friend -
We came to congratulate you today!
We say without despondency and laziness:
We don't know about generational conflict.
You, Aunt Taya, are younger than us,
We must take your example in this too.
(They sing a song.)
Song:
Let the blue nights fly like fires!
We, the pioneers, “want a glass.”
It's high time for us adults to pour:
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
(The hostess pours it for the “pioneers.”)
Presenter: Now we will hold a solemn ceremony for our hero of the day to join the pioneers.
Dear mommy!
Please accept our congratulations,
And instructions for life.
Promise us not to get sick,
Getting younger every year
Don't be sad and don't be bored,
Every day is easy to meet.
Be ready!
Anniversary girl: Always ready!
Presenter: Do physical exercises
And in the garden digging in the beds,
Don't forget about friends
Invite me to visit you more often.
Be ready!
Anniversary girl: Always ready!
(Drum roll, tie a tie for the hero of the day.)
Congratulations from Punks
Presenter: Today, on this festive day, not only pioneers, but also punks came to congratulate the hero of the day.
(The losing team enters, dressed as punks, and reads rap lyrics.)
Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
Warmth of soul and kindness.
Accept from us on your birthday,
On your anniversary day of the year.
You look cool today
Just like your own
And your party is crowded,
After all, you are not alone here.
Let's have a great time
We are on this holiday,
Let's pour everyone a glass,
So that you are not too lazy to dance.
(The hostess treats the guests.)
Play funny scenes for an anniversary it is possible at the moment when gifts are given. Gifts are funny, you need to show everything you do.
Gift - basin.
The words are:
For our anniversary we give a basin,
You can wash the floors in it,
You can also milk cows,
you can pick berries,
burp after being drunk,
you can take a bath with it,
it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash clothes in it,
you can wash your butt,
you can sow flour in it
and hang it on a bitch,
you can ride down the hill, oh
n will always be useful to you,
and when it happens (50, 60...) we will come to you again,
prepare okroshka for us,
find a bigger spoon
We'll pour okroshka into the basin,
That’s how we’ll celebrate the anniversary,
in general, you keep it,
don't break it, don't crumple it,
don’t leave it in the yard and put it back, with
congratulations on your anniversary,
We want to drink everything now,
some from the pile, some from the pile, and we will drink from it!
Gift - birch broom.
We couldn't give you birth
Buy expensive gifts
But this birch broom
Can we give from the heart
On Saturday you will take a steam bath with a broom
Do you remember your noisy anniversary?
And your health will increase a lot
From fragrant fragrant branches
Gift - galoshes.
We couldn't on your birthday
Buy a unique gift
But here are rubber galoshes
Can we give from the heart
You will wear them in damp weather
And you’ll go around the dacha with the style
And, of course, for your garden
You'll hardly find better shoes.
Take care, don’t throw them anywhere
After you wash it, dry it in the shade
May they serve you with good fame
All gifts from a pure soul
When arranging funny scenes for a woman’s anniversary, dress up - put on scarves, beads and sing ditties.
Funny and for birthdays - scenarios, games, competitions birthday - birthday - new - from birth. Happy holidays. toasts, sms, sms. poetry
23.05.2010, 12:241. Cool competitions "Line"
Assemble two teams: one of men, the other of women.
At the leader’s signal, the players of each team begin to take off their clothes (whatever they want) and lay them out in a line. Each team has its own line.
Winner: The team that made the longest line of clothing.
2. "Tape"
Required: several very long ribbons
Every lady holds in right hand ribbon twisted into a ball. The man takes the tip of the ribbon with his lips and, without touching his hands, wraps the ribbon around the lady.
The winner is the one with the best outfit, or the one who completes the task faster.
3. birthday contests "Zoo" (for 8 or more people)
The players stand in a circle. The presenter whispers a role to everyone: “hippopotamus” or “eagle”. Everyone hugs each other's shoulders. When the presenter says “eagle!” loudly to everyone, the “eagles” tuck both legs. When “hippopotamus!”, they draw their legs under them. There will be even more fun if suddenly in a large company there is a clear minority of certain “animals”.
4. Competition "Associations" (for 4 or more people)
The presenter leaves the room, and the rest decide who will be guessed. Then the presenter tries to guess the person based on his abstract description. The presenter asks leading questions. For example: “If this person were... a cloud (a tree, a monkey, a hanger, a Snow Maiden), then what would he look like (run, fly, play hockey?).” It is necessary to compare and guess. A very fun game.
5. Funny competition for Vilka's birthday
Required: forks and thread.
Several male/female pairs participate.
The forks are tied to the belt at approximately knee level (select experimentally) at the back. The goal of the game is to face each other and engage with forks.
Attention. Skirts on girls are not a hindrance! The difficulty can be adjusted by the length of the thread.
6. Birthday "Pencil" competition
Teams in which men and women alternate must pass from first to last a simple pencil, and it is passed clamped between the nose and upper lip of the players! Naturally, you cannot touch the pencil with your hands, but everything else can be touched with your hands.
7. Competition "Ring"
A large group (of any age) stands in the order M--F--M--F--M--F. Each participant takes a toothpick (match) into his mouth. The first thing to put on a match is a ring (any ring, maybe a wedding ring).
The point of the game: pass the ring along the chain (from match to match), naturally, without the help of hands, to the last participant.
8. Competition "Girlfriend's Leg" at a birthday party
In the room, ladies sit on chairs, 4-5 people. They show the man that his wife (friend, acquaintance) is sitting among them and he is taken to another room and blindfolded TIGHTLY. At this moment, all the women change seats, and among them (for color) 1-2 men sit down. Everyone bares one leg (just above the knees) and lets in a man with a bandage. He is squatting, touching everyone's bare leg with his hands in turn, and must recognize his wife. There is nothing very scary, but the jokes are rubbish. There are many options. And the man “climbs” on the legs for a long time, and sometimes he doesn’t recognize the “wife,” well, and if he pointed at another man, saying that this is my wife (and he’s wearing a stocking to hide his hair), it will be a complete FUCK. Then all the men will want it, they won’t be able to drag it away!!!
9. Best competition at the Rhinos birthday party
Necessary: balloons (1 for each), regular thread, adhesive plaster, push pin (1 for each)
Quantity - the more, the better. The game can be either a team game or every man for himself.
The balloon is inflated and tied with a thread around the waist (the balloon should be at the level and area of the buttocks). The button is used to pierce a piece of adhesive tape and stick it on the player’s forehead. This procedure is done with each participant. Then each player must fold his hands on his chest or behind his back (he cannot use them during the game), or he can tie them. After all these preparations, the start is given (a certain amount of time is set - for a team game, after the time has elapsed, whoever survived is counted; and for the game, every man for himself - the game is played to the last), after which the player’s task is to pierce the enemy’s ball with a button on the forehead (not using your hands). It all looks simply amazing, the main thing is that there are more people.
Winner: the one who remains with the whole ball.
10. Fun competition at the birthday party "Sniffers"
Necessary: many different objects are tied on strings and hidden in a bag.
They call a volunteer and blindfold him. When the eyes are blindfolded, the leader takes one of the prepared items dangling on a rope from the bag and brings it to the volunteer’s nose. You need to determine without the help of your hands, only through the sense of smell: what kind of thing it is. You guessed it, you will get this very thing as a gift... The very first one is given something simpler, like an apple. The rest, inspired by the example, will then stand in line. It can be very funny when an unfortunate sniffer pokes his nose, for example, into a suspended can of beer, which is dangling back and forth... Finally, it comes to the point that volunteers are given scented condoms to smell. The volunteer sucks in air with all his might, and the people just crawl under the furniture out of laughter. You can also let them smell the bills. And if he guesses right, then let him tell you what denomination the money was. Practice shows that there is always someone who is able to guess the dignity by smell...
11. Competition "Balloon Hunt"
Required: inflated balloons
Evening dresses are not a hindrance. Inflated balloons are tied to the ankles; in the absence of balloons or there are not enough of them for everyone, you can replace them with “rubber products” (tested - no worse). On command, everyone rushes to eat each other's balls with their feet, trying to protect theirs. The game continues until the last ball.
The winner is the owner of that very last ball. The game is very stormy, noisy, fun, but, unfortunately, fast (but there are a lot of impressions).
12. Fun game"Tomato"
First, an exciting game is played: a small denomination bill is placed on a table or stool between two players, and at the signal from the leader, it must be slapped on top first. To stir up the excitement, you can even give it to the winner, and take the next bet from the loser. Further, the rules become more complicated, the players are blindfolded.
And when everything is ready, the presenter exchanges the bill for a tomato before the signal! Both hit him at the same time, the audience rejoices.
13. Funny competition "Ya-y-ytsa"
Required: a dozen boiled eggs
A dozen eggs are placed in a bowl. One of them is raw, the presenter warns. And the rest are boiled. You need to break an egg on your forehead. Whoever comes across something raw is the bravest one. Participants take turns coming up and taking an egg.
In fact, the eggs are all boiled, and the last participant gets the prize - he consciously took the risk of becoming everyone's laughing stock.
14. Fun game "Maze"
Required: several long ropes.
A labyrinth of one, two or three ropes is created in the room so that the player, while passing through it, must step somewhere and sit down somewhere. By inviting another player from next room, they explain to him that he must go through the maze blindfolded, having previously memorized the location of the ropes, and the audience will give him hints.
When he is blindfolded, the ropes are removed! And the audience continues to tell him what to do, laughing without giving away the secret of the rope maze)
15. Competition "Chief Accountant"
Various signs are depicted scattered on a large sheet of Whatman paper. They need to be quickly counted, and counting should be done like this: one dollar, one ruble, one mark, two marks, two rubles, three marks, two dollars, etc.
Winner: whoever counts correctly, without getting lost, reaching the farthest bill.
16. Birthday competition "Pass the hat"
All competition participants stand in two circles - internal and external. One participant has a hat on his head, he needs to pass it around in his own circle, there is only one condition - pass the hat from head to head without touching it with your hands.
The team in which the number one privateer is again in the cap wins.
17. Competition "Harvest"
The task of the players of each team is to move the oranges to a certain place as quickly as possible without using their hands.
18. Competition "Let's make caps"
Participants are invited to look at a set of cans from a distance various sizes and shapes. You cannot pick them up. Each player has a piece of cardboard from which they must cut out the lids so that they exactly match the holes of the cans.
Winner: The one with the most lids that match the openings of the jars exactly.
19. Funny competition "Piglets"
For this competition, prepare some delicate dish - for example, jelly. The participants' task is to eat it as quickly as possible using matches or toothpicks.
20. Competition "Banker"
Required: 2-3 jars with lids. Fill the jars with coins and make slits in the lid.
The “banker” will be the one who will be the fastest to shake out the contents of his jar of coins through a narrow slot in the lid, without resorting to the help of foreign objects.
Cool script for a woman's birthday - - collection of poems - book-poetry.ru
As a rule, a woman’s birthday is organized by her relatives and closest people. The husband and children are faced with the task of making this holiday unique, bright and unforgettable, allowing her to feel loved, desired and the only one.To do this, you first need to decide on the location of the festive event. Traditional home gatherings entail evening washing of dishes and cleaning, which will not please the birthday girl very much. It is better to choose a cozy restaurant or cafe with a pleasant interior and soft, calm music. In addition, you need to take care of decorating the room in advance - garlands, Balloons, vases with flowers and small posters with congratulations. Of course, this is all individual, and depends on the number of guests invited, the age of the birthday girl, her tastes and preferences.
The search for a gift should also be taken very seriously. Be sure to choose a beautiful bouquet of flowers - this is an indispensable attribute of any women's holiday. Well, they can act as the main gift Jewelry, books, paintings, all kinds of expensive accessories, in general, everything that your beloved woman, wife and mother dreams of. If you want to give a fairly expensive gift, you can invite all your invited friends, family and relatives to buy it together. Let everyone contribute a certain part of the total amount - such a solution will be quite acceptable.
And so everyone gathered for festive table. The birthday girl is in the center, cordially welcoming guests and accepting congratulations and gifts. As a rule, the husband makes the first toast in honor of the hero of the occasion. It would be great if it was a poem dedicated to your beloved wife.
Children should also prepare properly - you can sing a congratulatory song, give your mother homemade items and crafts.
During the feast, it is necessary to give each guest the opportunity to congratulate the birthday girl, say warm words to her and give her a memorable gift.
To prevent your guests from getting bored, organize a few fun entertainment competitions. For example, the “Karaoke Competition”, according to which each participant must perform a song one way or another dedicated to the birthday girl. As a rule, there are no losers or winners in this competition, but there is a lot of fun, joy and positive emotions!
After this, you can invite everyone gathered to dance a little. Fast and slow dancing to your favorite tunes will come in handy on such a festive evening.
Also during the birthday celebration, you can hold a competition called “Portrait of the Birthday Girl.” To do this, all participants are divided into two teams. Each team is given one piece of paper and pencils or markers. The task is to paint a portrait, but each participant can draw only one part assigned to him. For example, the first one draws the outline of the face, the second one draws the eyes, the third one draws the nose, and so on. The birthday girl is given the role of judge. The team that completes the task better and faster wins.
In the intervals between competitions, everyone present is invited to the table, at which they can also arrange quizzes, for example, with riddles for adults.
Make sure that in entertainment events Absolutely all the guests participated. After all, the holiday will be unforgettable only if everyone is having fun, dancing and singing from the heart, giving each other their own and positive emotions.
At the end of the evening, you can hold a competition for the best dance, the winner of which will be the hero of the occasion!
Scenario for celebrating the anniversary (birthday) of a woman named Elena
Other scenarios
The script can easily be remade for a woman with a different name using other materials from the site.
Presenter:
You are happy, dear Elena,
Worthy like no other!
You are a flawless queen,
Great success awaits you in everything!
Happy anniversary,
We wish you great happiness,
After all, everyone knows - there is no doubt,
That our life is one moment.
Let humor, jokes and smiles
Here they fly around like flying fish.
And we ask you to always be like this -
Cheerful, joyful, simple.
And protecting the bright years,
So that adversity passes by.
For the hundredth anniversary
A group of friends will come.
Celebrate your anniversary with a smile.
Champagne is poured into glasses.
The guests perform an old gypsy romance for the hero of the occasion (two can sing, and everyone else picks up the chorus):
THE GLASSES ARE POURED, THERE IS A REFLECTION OF AMBER IN THEM,
AND FACES LIGHT UP LIKE SPRING DAWN!
WITH WINE, MEANING IS CARRYED AWAY, IT BECOME LIGHTER,
AND A TOAST IN THE HEART ASKS: WE DRINK TO THE ANNIVERSARY!
OUR CHOIR SINGS AN ANCIENT CHANT, THE CHAMPAGNE IS FLOWING IN A RIVER
IN HONOR OF OUR BEAUTIFUL AND BELOVED LENA DEAR!
WHAT COULD BE MORE WONDERFUL, WHEN, THAT LOVE,
YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL MEET YOU WITH A SONG!
LET THE EVENING BEGINN AS A NEW CIRCLE OF LIFE,
AND ALL DREAMS COME TRUE, AND EVERYTHING BLOWERS AROUND!
LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA,
LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, drink up
Musical pause. Then a toast is made to the parents.
(calls them by first name and patronymic)
We are all just children in this world,
Parents are owed everything
Let's drink to them while standing,
We love you, we need you!
After the guests have eaten a little, the host holds a competition to see how well the guests know the hostess of the holiday.
Three pairs of guests are called, some sit on chairs, and partners stand behind.
The first question is asked:
1. On what day of the week was Elena born?
The couple who knows the answer to the question must give the sign by crowing the rooster “KU-ka-re-ku!!!” loud!
Then just answer the question. The competition is very funny.
2. What is the name of your first love?
3. What was the assessment in physics?
4. In what maternity hospital was you born?
You can ask absolutely no matter what questions, the very process of observing the subjects is already delightful.
After a short pause, offer to give gifts.
To do this, you can use a song to the tune of “What do you need?”
We chose a gift for you, oh, all together
Suddenly we got a nervous tremor,
Even though we all knew what we needed, what we needed
But where to get it, where to get what you want.
We're shopping in droves, oh! We went, oh! Went!
We wanted to get you a diamond brooch!
Even though we all knew what we needed, what we needed,
But where can I get it, but where can I get what you want?
And we bought you a treasured gift
And our nervous trembling passed
We bought you what we could, what we could
Take it whether you like it or not!
Gave a gift.
The host is holding a competition of adjectives, for example starting with the letter L. You must first come up with (ask the guests) 9 adjectives. Then insert them into the text. It usually turns out funny. Give the resulting copy to Elena as a souvenir.
We came to _______(1)________festival, to ___________(2)____________Elena,
To_______(3)___________congratulate you on your ____________(4)______________anniversary.
Eat________________(5)____________food, give________(6)__________gifts.
And leave _______________(7)________in a mood. Remembering____________(8)__________anniversary
until the end of my___________(9)________________life.
Fill the next pause with a sweet tooth contest.
Competition for adults "Congratulations"
For this competition, two or more participants are called, depending on how many candies you have. 4 pieces of candy prepared in advance (lollipop is much funnier).
Participants are invited to tell Elena or wishes.
Then the host offers to open one candy and continue pouring out their wishes.
The congratulators also put the next candy into their mouths and continue to give compliments.
Then we open another candy and put it in our mouth, and congratulate you on three lollipops.
The fourth candy will be for reserve so that the widest-mouthed can try their hand at the competition.
The winner is the participant who big amount of sweets I was able to at least mutter something.
To entertain your guests, hold a few more competitions, for example:
"Fashion Designer"
If your guests have had a lot of fun and you don’t have any more left, I offer an excellent competition in which no preparation is needed, but a roll toilet paper you will find in stock.
Props: Toilet paper
The team consists of two people:
Fashion designer and test subject...
From a roll of toilet paper, you need to build an outfit.
The audience decides whose outfit is better.
The hero of the day rewards the best teams with rolls of toilet paper.
If all the guests gave gifts and congratulated the hero of the day, sing a song - a toast
Remade song. Motif "Robin Hearing a Voice"
A remade song to congratulate a woman on her birthday, name day.
Today is your birthday
We came hastily to congratulate you
And wish you success and work
Leave the happy one with gifts
Let's take a cucumber on a fork,
Pour a glass for everyone!
We'll drink to your health,
For a glorious anniversary.
You won't go to bed early today
Listening to all our wishes!
And only then, dear, will you understand,
How we love you, gentle creature!
Let's take a cucumber on a fork,
Pour a glass for everyone!
We'll drink to your health,
For a glorious anniversary.
If the guests have enough fun, play with them games and competitions.
Other games, sweepstakes, competitions
Have a nice anniversary evening
The presenter can be one of your close friends, or a husband if the birthday girl is married, or maybe a specially hired person. The scripted celebration can be held in a banquet hall or in a spacious room at home, depending on the number of people invited.
Props:
an envelope with a phrase, a photograph of the birthday girl, cards with inscriptions, sweets, prizes for competitions, several certificates, album sheets, two Whatman paper, two markers, two blindfolds, a gift bottle,
The host greets all guests.
Presenter:
Dear guests, hello! I am glad to see each of you at this magnificent holiday, which is organized in honor of our dear (name of the birthday girl). On this day, the world had the special honor of recognizing this amazing, incomparable woman. I ask everyone to take their seats. We begin.
Presenter:
As you may have guessed, this evening is under my leadership! But, there are many of you, and I am alone, so I will need my personal assistant! Please look under your chair, everyone who finds the envelope will be my assistant for the evening!
(An envelope with a short phrase is attached to the chair, for example “wow”; the person who finds the envelope will pronounce this phrase loudly before each toast)
Presenter:
Like every social event, our holiday has its own rules that everyone must follow! Now I will read them:
1. Have fun until you drop;
2. Don’t be sad, don’t be discouraged at the table and beyond;
3. Say beautiful toasts;
4. Drink whatever is poured;
5. Take part in all conversations;
6. Dance, dance, dance;
7. Obey the leader in everything.
Presenter:
Everyone has gathered a long time ago,
It's time to raise everyone's glasses,
For the beautiful birthday girl,
It's time to say congratulations to us!
While you are all having a bite to eat, I want to remind you that you can only leave the hall with the permission of our beautiful Queen of the evening and only in your things.
Presenter:
(Name of the birthday girl) They say that in the East there is one wisdom that I really want to voice:
Conquering your age is not difficult,
You can't refuse it
Although in principle it is possible
If you have friends next to you!
May you be 100 or 200,
But your soul is young
Pour the glasses quickly
Drink to your youth (name of the birthday girl) to the dregs!
Presenter:
Do you know how wonderful it is sometimes to immerse yourself in memories of your childhood, youth, youth. Probably, not everyone remembers what kind of girl our hero of the occasion was, but now, thanks to the efforts of her close friends (children, family, husband, parents, depending on who takes on this creative process), you can plunge into her past, and see what she was and what she became.
(Prepare a collage with photographs or a presentation about the birthday girl in advance. It is important to make this surprise bright and cheerful. You can insert a few jokes, photographs into pictures, write a few fun facts and stories from life)
Presenter:
But without (names of the birthday girl’s parents) this event simply would not have happened. Therefore, I propose to raise a glass to them, for giving us such beautiful woman, which fills the life of each of you with happiness!
Presenter:
In the meantime, you have a snack, I would like to tell you one story that you may know, which you may hear for the first time. So, this happened several decades ago. In one town, in the very ordinary apartment, a miracle happened, a tiny girl appeared from nowhere and stayed to live there. The girl grew, grew, grew, grew and grew! There were many things on her way different people, but she forever settled the most special ones in her heart. And so, so many years of desperate searches have led her to those with whom she shares her holiday today, to those whose love and support are most important in the world. For friends, comrades, for you!
Presenter:
You eat, eat, and in the meantime I’ll hold a small auction! So, friends, there are three special lots up for grabs, including a photograph of the birthday girl, a dance with the birthday girl and a hug lasting a full minute! Let `s start?
(Auction of “Compliments”. To win, the guest needs to name compliments. Whoever says the most compliments receives the lot. Props: photo of the birthday girl)
Presenter:
I offer you a drink for your compliments,
Which touched the birthday girl's soul,
Fill your glasses quickly
And reinforce everything you said!
Presenter:
Traitor, please pay attention! I recently passed by a magic shop and bought cards. But these are not simple cards, but magical ones. They will tell you what the people sitting at this table think about you. Pull your card, gentlemen!
(Cards are prepared in advance on which one of the qualities of the birthday girl is written. For example, “I think you know how to put the kettle on perfectly” (if the hero of the occasion does not know how to cook). The inscriptions should be cheerful, but at the same time truthful. You can also make cards with predictions. Props: cards with inscriptions)
Presenter:
It’s a pity that our magic session was not long, but it made it clear what the guests were thinking. Now, I would like to talk about love, about the wonderful feeling that fills our soul (name of the birthday girl). And now the man of her life will tell her about his feelings. As far as I know, he prepared .
(The husband or boyfriend is invited, if there is no one and the birthday girl’s heart is free, the point is skipped, or they simply raise their glasses to love)
Presenter:
Dear guests,
It's your turn
Congratulate our birthday girl,
Everyone is welcome here!
(Guests take turns saying wishes and).
Presenter:
While you are having a snack, I want to hold a small competition, the winner of which will receive a valuable prize. I will ask questions about our birthday girl, for each correct answer - candy, the one who collects the most candy will win!
(Details: sweets, certificate of honor)
Questions:
1. On what day of the week was she born?
2. How much did you weigh on your birthday?
3. How much does he weigh now?
4. How long did she spend most of her time on the phone?
5. Favorite color?
6. Does she mope in the fall?
7. How old are you?
8. What grade did she get in algebra?
9. Favorite sweet?
10. How much time does he devote to sports?
11. How many pairs of shoes are in her wardrobe?
12. Does he like to chew at night?
13. Does he smoke?
14. First guy's name?
15. Favorite flowers?
16. Favorite music?
17. Favorite movie?
18. Excitement, her faithful ally?
19. What did she dream about in 1st grade?
20. Who was the first to receive a kiss?
(The questions may not necessarily be these; it is important to get the answers first so that you know who guessed correctly. The questions are read loudly and quickly)
Presenter:
Somehow you all stayed too long,
We need to fix this
Did you want what you wanted?
Let's dance quickly!
(The presenter announces a dance break)
Presenter:
And now, my dears, I suggest you play a little. You all dance well, and I want to invite you to diversify your steps a little.
Competition "Repeaters".
Each guest must repeat the movements after the other; whoever copies it better wins a prize.
Presenter:
The glasses are waiting, it's time for the table,
Let's go back to the dance floor,
It's time to wish you health, happiness,
Friends, follow me!
Presenter:
Now, I would like to torture our men a little. More precisely, I want to test their dexterity! Ladies, what do you think of this?
Competition "Kisses".
Men are given sheets of paper. In half a minute they must collect the kisses of the ladies who came; whoever collects the most wins a prize!
Props: sheets.
Presenter:
I would not like to be distracted from our hero of the occasion, but it seems to me that our men also deserve our attention, I propose to raise a toast to them!
Presenter:
Dear guests, I suggest you draw a little! But the drawings will be unusual. You will have to portray the birthday girl!
Guests are divided into two teams. The first participant is blindfolded, and so on down the chain. The team with the best drawing will receive a prize.
Requisites: two Whatman paper, two markers, two blindfolds.
Presenter:
Now stand in a row
We will play with you,
Let's, let's have fun,
An evening to remember for a long time!
(The presenter announces the “Shores” competition. There are two code words “Shore”, “Water”. With the word “Shore”, everyone jumps forward, with the word “Water” they jump back. You can also use other words: land, sea, beach, ocean, etc. Those who are inattentive fall out, the most attentive one gets a prize. It is necessary to take into account the age characteristics of the participants; if necessary, you can use another one).
Presenter:
Now, I invite you to be in the role of singers! The task is not difficult, you must sing for our dear birthday girl!
(The presenter names the word with which the song should begin. The one who sings the most will win)
Presenter:
I want to raise this toast
For happiness, for health,
So that the birthday girl always blooms,
So that all bad things recede!
Presenter:
Now it's time to give us gifts,
And to make it more interesting,
You must describe your gift,
Will the Princess guess him?
(Guests take turns giving gifts, while describing them, but not naming them)
Presenter:
But the gift is common, it is from everyone,
It will become a good memory
It is recommended to open it after 10 years,
And treat the guests who came!
(The presenter hands the birthday girl a bottle of good wine or cognac. You can decorate the bottle and, instead of a label, stick a photo of the hostess of the evening)
Presenter:
The congratulations sounded wonderful,
Beautiful toasts you all said,
It's time for the birthday girl to say,
Thank you for visiting!
(The birthday girl gives her speech, thanks the guests for coming)
Presenter:
(Addressing the birthday girl) did you manage to make a wish? Think carefully, because now is the time to blow out the candles!
(They bring out the birthday cake)
Presenter:
Friends, our glorious evening is coming to an end. I'm sorry to part with you, but I still have to. I would like to finally wish our beautiful birthday girl the usual female happiness and happy, prosperous days! Thank you for the atmosphere and good mood!