Beautiful scenario for March 8 at school. Scenario for the holiday “March 8” in elementary school

The hall is elegantly decorated, the guests have taken their seats, the children are waiting outside the door to Assembly Hall. To the spring melody, the presenter begins the program.

Presenter: Hello, dear viewers, dear mothers and grandmothers! Today we met again in our festive hall to celebrate the first spring holiday - a holiday of goodness, light, life and love!

So here we go!

Several boys from different classes and are located throughout the hall in a checkerboard pattern, facing the audience.

1st boy. Hello, beloved ones!

2nd boy. We all need it!

3rd boy. The teachers are great -

4th boy. The women are wonderful!

1st boy.

Let winter be full of excitement,

Spring has come to us today.

Our beloved ladies!

2nd boy.

Among first spring days

All over the earth, for all people

Spring and women are alike.

3rd boy.

Spring is a time of warmth and light,

It's time for excitement in the blood.

And let these words of hello

They sound like a declaration of love.

All. Happy International Women's Day!

1st boy.

Dear mothers, grandmothers and aunts,
It's good that at this hour
You are not at work, not at work,

In this room, look at us!

2nd boy.

We love you very, very, very much,
Very, endlessly - this is not a secret;

However, to put it briefly:
You were not and are not more beloved!

They leave.

Presenter:
Dear girls, mothers, grandmothers! We congratulate everyone on the first spring holiday, International Women's Day. This is a holiday glorifying a woman, a woman-worker, a woman-mother, a guardian hearth and home. There is nothing brighter and more selfless in the world than the love of a mother. Mother's love warms, inspires, gives strength to the weak, inspires heroism. In all languages, all over the world, only one word sounds the same, a great word - mother!

Everyone sings the song "Mama"

Mom is the first word

Mom gave life
She gave the world to you and me.

It happens - on a sleepless night
Mom will slowly cry,
How is her daughter, how is her son -
Only in the morning will mom fall asleep.

Mom is the first word
The main word in every destiny.
Mom earth and sky,
Life gave me and you.

It happens - if it happens suddenly
There is grief in your house,
Mom is the best, most reliable friend -
Will always be by your side.

Mom is the first word
The main word in every destiny
Mom gave life
She gave the world to you and me.

It happens - you will become more mature
And like a bird you will fly high,
Whoever you are, know that for your mother you are
As always, sweet baby.

Mom is the first word
The main word in every destiny
Mom gave life
She gave the world to you and me.

Reader.

Give women flowers

Whether for a birthday, in the spring,

One at a time or in masses -

Give women flowers.

Fragrant flowers

Suitable for any occasion.

Coming to the house, leaving the house,

Give a feeling of beauty.

Give at dusk and during the day,

In the square and in the corridor.

Those with whom in love or in discord,

Decorate with rainbow fire.

When a woman is sad,

She goes to her kingdom,

And here medicines are helpless,

But the lily's fate is near.

And you need to give flowers like this,

To put such meaning into them,

So that a gentle heartbeat

It conveyed their features.

Among the endless bustle

I call again: get up!

Forgetting yourself, don't forget

Give women flowers.

A. Drilinga

Song about mom .

After the song a group of children primary classes reads poetry.

1st girl: Happy March 8th, happy spring holiday,
With the first rays of this bright hour!
Dear mothers, we love you very much
And we congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts!

1st boy: If mom is at home, the sun shines brighter,
If there is no mother, it’s bad for one;
I promise you, we'll finish the holiday,
I will hug my mommy tightly.

(children arguing about whose mother is better)

2nd girl: My mom sings the best

3rd girl: And mine tells fairy tales!

4th girl: Don't boast, because you don't know
How much affection my mother gives!

2nd girl: I have the same mom's nose
And by the way, the same hair color!
And even though I'm shorter, I'm still
Both our eyes and nose are similar!

3rd girl: Joy and sadness for sure
I share with my mother again and again,
Because a daughter is for every mother -
Faith and hope and love.

4th girl: Like two drops, we are alike with our mother,
And when we leave the yard,
Passers-by often say,
That she is my older sister.

2nd boy: Well then it’s my turn,
Without hesitation, I’ll say it straight away.
Mom and I are generally one on one,
I even frown stubbornly.

Presenter: You don't have to argue at all.
Believe me without any hindrance,
I confirm to you in detail,
Your mothers are truly the best!

1st girl: And now relatives, loved ones, affectionate
We congratulate you on this important day.
And wishing for beautiful, fabulous days
We will sing a song for mothers.

They sing a song about mom.(they give mothers gifts made with their own hands).

Reader.

The month of March, like a schoolboy, skipping

He rushed towards us, so mischievous.

Get out the bouquets, boys,

Congratulations to your classmates on spring!

Where there are flowers, there the frosts will recede,

So that the streams ring near schools.

Don't forget to add mimosas

In the morning to the teacher's desk.

The trees have exposed their crowns,

Forgetting your winter dreams.

Freckles sparkled provocatively

There is springtime laughter on the face.

The sunny bunny jumps on the desks,

Bird chirping floats from above,

From the smiles of Merry March

Flowers are appearing everywhere.

Telegrams, postcards, greetings -

March is approaching its eighth day

Don't forget, boys, bouquets,

Congratulations to your classmates on spring!

V. Shumilin

Scene "Three Mothers"

In the center of the hall there is a table and three chairs. There is a doll on one of the chairs. On the table there is a tablecloth, a dish with four cheesecakes, a samovar, mugs, and saucers.

Presenter :
Dear mothers, dear grandmothers. How wonderful our guys are today, how kind and sunny! But, unfortunately, this does not always happen.
Our children are often so stubborn!
Every mother knows this.
We say something to our children,
But they don’t hear their mothers at all.

Boy :
Tanyusha came home from school one day
She lowered the heavy briefcase.
She sat quietly at the table
And the doll, Manyasha, asked:

Tanya enters, approaches the table and sits down on a chair, taking the doll in her arms.

Tanya:
How are you, daughter? How's your day, fidget?
You're probably quite tired of waiting for me?
Did you sit all day without lunch again?
Walking without a hat? You'll get a belt.

Go to lunch, spinner!
Eat everything, get better while you're young.
For dessert there will be cheesecake!

Boy:
Tired mom came home from work
And she asked her daughter Tanya:

Mom comes in and sits on a chair next to Tanya.

Mother:
Hi dear! How are you, daughter?
What did you get in your school diary?
Perhaps you were walking in the garden again?
Do you have to walk through puddles?
Have you managed to forget about food again?
And so on endlessly, every day!
Oh, these daughters are just a disaster,
Let's go to lunch, spinner!
Granny has already called us twice,
For dessert there will be cheesecake!

Boy:
Grandma, my mother’s mother, came in here
And I asked my mother:

Grandmother:
How are you, daughter?
Tired, probably, for a day?
Just half a minute to rest,
The profession of a doctor is very difficult,
But your daughter needs you at home healthy.
You can't go all day without lunch.
You know it yourself, you fidget.
Oh, these daughters are just a disaster.
Soon it will be as bad as a match.
Let's have lunch, spinner!
For dessert there will be cheesecake!

Everyone eats cheesecakes and drinks tea.

Boy:
Three mothers are sitting in the kitchen having tea,
They look at their daughters with love and affection.
What to do with stubborn daughters?
Oh, how difficult it is to be mothers!

1st presenter: Yes, this is how it really turns out!

2nd presenter: It even became somehow sad.

1st presenter: To give this to your mother, to make her feel better? A? (addresses the children) Who has any ideas?

Boy: Let's collect for mom
A job like this
So that all the work
He did it smartly.
And washed and ironed,
Fried and boiled
And the kitchen floors
Swept and washed.
So that I can mend
Torn pants
So that he reads at night
Books for my sister and me!
And, coming home from work,
Mom will be surprised:
No work
You can go to bed!

Presenter: Yes, our children are resourceful, you can’t say anything! But the guys probably know: to make your mother happy, you don’t need to wait for miracles. It is enough for you to take care of mothers yourself, help with household chores, speak kind words to mothers, good words. And of course, to please with school successes.

Competitive game with children "Helpers".

1 show jumping: sew on a button - who is faster and better.

2 competition: create a lunch menu and choose necessary products.

3 competition: swaddle the doll.

4 competition: sing a lullaby.

Song about spring.

Congratulations from boys to girls.

1st presenter: We continue today's holiday,
We congratulate our girls!

2nd presenter: We would sing separately for each one,
As long as we sing, let’s say it doesn’t matter!

1 boy: If he ever teased you in an offensive way,
Honestly, I'm very ashamed.

2nd boy: And I’m not out of anger, out of habit
He often pulled your pigtails!

2nd presenter: We are all badasses, because you know it yourself
But we won’t offend you anymore!

1st presenter: We ask you very much, you will forgive us
And please accept these congratulations!

1st boy: I confess - I won't lie,
I tell you the whole truth:
As soon as I see Yulia,
I feel in my heart: I’m burning!

2nd boy: I want to tell Tanya,
Moving his shoulder towards her,
About the weather, about football,
And who knows what?!

3rd boy: Olga is there - the soul will perk up,
Olga is gone - she looks sad!..
I'm so drawn to Olga
Feelings sensitive magnet!

4th boy: Everything is very helpful with Katya,
I don’t need others Katya:
Both in fact and in fact
You couldn't find Katya better.

5th boy: I look at everything as if it were an icon,
I can't take my eyes off the lovers...
Dasha, Dasha, Dashulya!
You know how much I love you!

6th boy: You are God's gift, beautiful goddesses,
You always excite my soul!
We stand now, bending our knees,
Everything is in front of you, blazing, barely breathing.

1st presenter: Let the spring rays on this day
People and flowers will smile at you.

2nd presenter: And may they always go through life with you
Love, health, happiness and dreams.

SCENE "THE GROOM IS FOUND...!"

Characters

Seryozha, Sveta - students of the same class

The action takes place in the classroom after school.

Seryozha. You give me the floors, and I’ll wipe the board.

Sveta. I compared it, it's better the other way around.

Seryozha. Well, okay, I’ll water the flowers again.

Sveta. I found a simpleton.

Seryozha. Okay, plus I’ll put the chairs on the desks.

Sveta. I don't even want to talk.

Seryozha. You're a bad housewife. I won't marry you when I grow up!

Sveta. Oh, I scared you, I’m going to die now. Okay, I'll wash everything.

Seryozha. And I'll wipe the board.

Sveta. Just sit down. (She grumbled.) The pocket on the jacket was torn open. You can't get enough jackets. It's good that I have a thread and a needle.

A musical number is being performed.

1st presenter: Today is Mother's Day, but grandmothers are also mothers?!

2nd presenter: Of course, and therefore now is the time to say kind words for our grandmothers.

1st presenter: Happy holiday, grandmothers, mothers,
A woman's heart cannot grow old
Don't let mental wounds bother you
And you shouldn’t regret the years!

Girl: Very much my grandmother,
Mommy, I love you!
She has a lot of wrinkles
And on the forehead there is a gray strand.
I just want to touch it,
And then kiss!

2nd presenter: Guys, I'm not rude to grandma.
Because I love grandma!
So let's congratulate the grandmothers,
Let's wish the grandmothers not to get sick!

Girl: There are many different songs about everything.
And now we’ll sing about grandma!

Song about grandma.

Reader.

Wish people kindness

Wish people happiness!

Give women flowers

And warm sympathy.

Don't reproach with trifles,

After all, all life is a moment,

Love women entirely

For women's patience!

And, living to see gray hairs,

Without reducing the ardor,

Love women, men

For courage and strength!

Let only joy enter the door,

Open these doors!..

And there would be no bitter losses

Absolutely out in the world!

Let love rule the world

And holy thoughts,

And weddings are celebrated again,

And golden weddings!

May your dreams come true

And all misfortunes will disappear,

Let there be a lot of kindness

May there be peace and happiness!

Yu. Orlov

Instrumental music is playing. The readers and all the concert participants come out.

Readers(read the wishes one by one).

Be happy!

Be loved!

Be lucky in everything

So that all sorrows pass by,

To bring only joy to your home!

To make the sun smile

Friends were true

Everything was decided

Everything came true

Forever - from "A" to "Z"!

I. Yavorovskaya

We wish you everything that life is rich in:

Health,

Life for long years!

It will leave a mark on your soul for a whole year!

A song is being performed.

Short skits for the holiday March 8 holiday March 8 at school Skit on March 8"Boys"

On the stage

A disheveled, sleep-deprived and grimy guy in pajamas.

He goes to the chair and takes something wrinkled and dirty from it.

SERGEY. Ma-am! We should congratulate the girls today. Did you iron my shirt?

MOTHER. Good morning, son. I stroked it.

SERGEY. Hello! Which one?

MOTHER. White.

SERGEY. White?

MOTHER. White, white.

SERGEY. What do I have?

Was it white?

MOTHER. Of course she was. We bought it last year. Don't you remember?

SERGEY. I do not remember…

MOTHER. Are you still on her New Year dressed, remember?

SERGEY. For the New Year

I remember. And then

I do not remember. And... Is she white?

MOTHER. Of course, I washed it. It was lying under your bed

I had a hard time finding her! Have you brushed your teeth?

SERGEY. Ah, so that's where she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws the dirty shirt under the bed and puts on a clean one.) Well, just wait, now you’ll get it from me! Barsik!

Barsik! Kitty Kitty Kitty! Come here!.. He’s eating something in the kitchen again.

Fat Barsik enters.

BARSIK. What?

SERGEY. Get out of here!!!

SERGEY. A pig, not a cat... Ma-am!

MOTHER. What, son? Have you brushed your teeth?

SERGEY. Yeah. And Barsik too.

MOTHER. Good girl! Did you wash your neck?

SERGEY. Now, I'll soap it up! (Takes a stick). Barsik!!! Come here!

Fat Barsik enters.

BARSIK. So what?

SERGEY. Cho-cho!.. No big deal!

BARSIK. Ah-ah-ah... That’s what I would have said right away. (Leaves).

Boy takes off his trousers from a chair

Also dirty and full of holes.

SERGEY. Ma-am! Have you ironed your new trousers?

MOTHER. I stroked it. And a jacket.

SERGEY. What do I have?

Do you have a jacket?

MOTHER. Of course have.

The guy throws his trousers under the bed and grabs his jacket with the sleeve torn off.

SERGEY. Well, then it will be a vest. (Tears off the second sleeve).

MOTHER. What's cracking there?

SERGEY. This is me doing exercises, mom!

MOTHER. Ah, well done, well done!

SERGEY. Today is the eighth of March for girls ( March 8), I prepared poems for them, I’ll read them now, do you hear? (combs his hair).

MOTHER. I hear you! Nice poems!

SERGEY. What poems?

MOTHER. which you have prepared.

SERGEY. Ma, what are you doing there?

MOTHER. I'm making a pie, son. You won’t come to congratulate the girls empty-handed.

SERGEY. Why pie? I need flowers!

MOTHER. Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand.

SERGEY. What about the briefcase?

MOTHER. Right there, nearby. They're calling, open the door!

SERGEY. These are probably the guys from the class...

Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands.

SERGEY. Oh! Who do you want?

ANDREY. We need Sergei from 9 - "A".

SERGEY. I'm listening to.

ALL. Seryoga! Are you?

SERGEY. Well yes, I am. What do you care?

DENIS. Don't you recognize it?

SERGEY. Wait a minute! I'll find out!!! It seems like we were on vacation with you in the summer... Exactly

In the camp!..

DENIS. What summer? We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya.

SERGEY. Very nice... oh, I mean... Guys, is it you? Well, you're dressed up! Did not recognize…

ILYA. Look at yourself!

Sergei rushes to the mirror and sees himself

He is combed and neatly dressed and faints.

MOTHER. And here comes the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you are so smart

You won't be recognized! Did you forget the flowers?

ILYA. No, I haven't forgotten. Only I’m not Serezhenka, I’m Ilya. Serezhenka is lying there.

MOTHER. Serezhenka, I beg you, please don’t lie around in the hallway in clean clothes. Wait until school.

SERGEY. Mommy, I didn’t recognize myself! What will happen now?

MOTHER. Nothing, nothing, nothing... You'll get used to it!

The teacher enters the classroom and goes to her seat.

TEACHER. Hello!

ALL. Hello!!!

TEACHER. Sorry, what class is this?

ALL. 9 - "A"!!!

TEACHER. 9 - “Ah”? Aaaaand... What school?

ALL. Comprehensive school No. (such and such)!!!

TEACHER. Yeah, there it is! Ah... please tell me what this is

The same school located (at such and such an address)?

ALL. The same one!!!

TEACHER. Yeah... And what, in this building before... well, there: yesterday or the day before yesterday... there was no other school No. (such and such) by chance?

ALL. No!!!

TEACHER. Well, well, well, interesting. So what class is this?

ALL. 9 - "A"!!!

TEACHER. 9 - “A”... Neither “B” nor “C”, but simply

ALL. Just "A"!!!

TEACHER. But this cannot be!!!

ALL. Why?

TEACHER. Because it

A completely different class.

SVETOCHKINA. What are you, the same one!

TEACHER. But what about the same one if I don’t recognize anything?

SVETOCHKINA. What don't you learn?

TEACHER. I don't recognize anything!

ALL. Not true!

TEACHER. Oh, isn't that true? Well, then let's check it out! What did we cover in the last lesson? You!

PETRUSHKIN. In the last lesson you explained to us the properties and characteristic features matter. It was very interesting...

TEACHER. Yep, gotcha! I remember well: that time no one listened!

ALL. Not true!

Learned...

TEACHER. This can't be true! No one here ever taught homework!

PETRUSHKIN. And I learned it!

ALL. And I! And I!

TEACHER. I do not believe! And I won’t believe it for anything!

ALL. But why?

TEACHER. If only because I don’t know anyone here!

SVETOCHKINA. Don't you recognize me? I am an excellent student, I always sit on the first desk...

TEACHER. My God! Svetochkina, is that you? How did you get here?

SVETOCHKINA. I'm studying here.

TEACHER. Listen to me, Svetochkina: it’s very dangerous place

Everyone here has been replaced!

SVETOCHKINA. Come on, everyone is the same here.

TEACHER. Do you doubt it? Or do you think that I have

Hallucinations? Then tell me the name of this student.

SVETOCHKINA. Petrushkin.

TEACHER. Yeah, that means it’s not me, it’s you who are mistaken! This student

Not Petrushkin. I know Petrushkin personally!

SVETOCHKINA. Who is this?

TEACHER. That's the thing, I don't know myself. But I see perfectly well: this is no Petrushkin!

SVETOCHKINA. Who?

TEACHER. This

Antipetrushkin!!! And you

Anti-Svetochkina!!! And all of you

Anti-children!!!

ALL. Why?

TEACHER. Because normal children are not like that!

ALL. Why?

TEACHER. They don’t happen at all! First of all: they never listen in class! Secondly: they never teach homework!

And thirdly: can normal children sit so calmly and look so neat? This

Anti-children! And this

ANTI-WORLD!!!

PETRUSHKIN. Let me explain everything now. Please tell me what day is it today?

TEACHER. If you think that I

That... then you are deeply mistaken. I remember everything perfectly. Please: today is the eighth of March, one thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight!

PETRUSHKIN. Does this mean anything to you?

TEACHER. What do you mean?.. Oh, yes, yes, it seems that I’m starting to understand something... It’s all about

In time!

SVETOCHKINA. Exactly!

TEACHER. That's what I knew!!! I arrived at a different time!!! It's very possible

To another planet! What a phenomenon!!! Tell me, what is the name of this planet? AND

What day and year is it now?

PETRUSHKIN. This planet is called: "Earth". And on this day every year on Earth it is customary to congratulate all women on the holiday March 8. You

Woman and we congratulate you! (Gives flowers).

TEACHER. This is some kind of joke... I don't understand...

PETRUSHKIN. And on my own behalf I would like to add that you

Our favorite teacher at school!!!

ALL. Yeees!!!

TEACHER. "Teacher"? Did you say "teacher"? Petrushkin, is that you?

PETRUSHKIN. Yes I.

TEACHER. God! Now I recognize you! Petrushkin! But you

My favorite student!!!

Material found on the Internet. These scenes are often repeated in different scenarios, so the author is unknown. Thanks to those who came up with these scenes. I think that many people will like the material, because it can be so difficult to find scenes for the holidays, especially new and interesting ones.

1. Sketch “I don’t recognize dad today...”

2. Congratulations from the musketeers

3. There’s no escape, you’ll fall in love and get married!

4. Sketch “How to surprise girls”

5. Fashion show for mothers (with humor)

6. Sketch “Conversation”.

Sketch “I don’t recognize dad today...”

On the stage (or “improvised stage”, away from those walking in the festive audience) there is a set table. Mother and grandmother are sitting at the table. Dad enters the room with a large bag of gifts...

Daughter: Don't recognize dad today -

He entered, and suddenly at the door,

Dad wants to throw his hat, as usual, and then, realizing it, carefully puts it on the chair (or hangs it on a hanger).

He didn’t throw his hat on the table, but hung it up like he was visiting.

Daughter: He brought a huge package,

And he didn’t grumble under his breath,

That he is worse than the devil -

Bearing such a burden...

Dad, smiling, approaches his daughter.

Daughter: He said:

Dad: “Great, daughter!”

Daughter: And laughing this time,

He kissed his mother on the cheek,

And he shook granny’s hand.

Dad kisses mom and shakes granny's hands. The daughter sits down at the table. Everyone starts eating.

Mother-in-law: He didn't hide in the newspaper,

He looked at everyone at the table!

Mother: He didn’t hit the cutlet with a fork,

It was as if someone was sitting in it.

Mother-in-law: He was better, he was simpler,

Poured tea into cups,

Daughter: Not even my grandmother's mother-in-law,

And he called me mommy!

I asked my mother quietly:

“Mom, what happened to him?”

Mom: “On this day,”

Daughter: Mom said, -

Mother: Dad should be like this!”

Daughter: I, a child, don’t understand

Maybe an adult will understand

Isn't daddy pleased?

Be good all year?

Musketeers congratulate

Music: “It’s time, it’s time, let’s rejoice...” Exit of the musketeers.
Allow me to introduce myself, I am D-Artagnan, and these are my friends. - Athos - Porthos - Arimis D-Artagnan: Our motto is “One for all”
All : And all for one!
D-Artagnan: Mothers, grandmothers and aunts
You are held in high esteem by us
You won't find another reason
Let's get together, we are men
We're all here together now
All: Because we love you!
Athos: If there was a ball I would be a girl
I wouldn't run, I wouldn't jump
And the whole evening with my mother
I danced without hesitation
Porthos: If there was a ball I would be a girl
I wouldn't waste time
And all day without a break
I drew with my mother
Aramis: If I were a poet
I would write poetry
And from morning until night
I wish I could read them to my mother
D-Artagnan: That's what I thought
What happens?
If I were a girl
Fragile small and thin
Athos: If you were a girl
In a skirt with curly bangs
If we were all girls
In ruffles, in bows with frills
Porthos: If there were no boys
What would happen to us then?
Who would take care of them?
Did you do difficult work?
Aramis: Who would build, dig, dig
Who would protect them with their breasts?
In the sky, on the ground, in the infantry
At the border and in the Morflot!
All: No friends, our path is alone
Glorious valiant men!

Sketch “You can’t escape anywhere, you’ll fall in love and get married!”

1st lesson: We women's holiday We celebrate, Congratulations to all girls and women. It's a wonderful day, so much to say. We like to give gifts to girls.

2 lessons: We wish them to become good housewives. But, to tell the truth, without concealment, We, boys, do not believe in the female mind, After all, there have never been smart women.

1 class : Needed for a woman Homework. Science and business are not her concern.

2 lessons: You should learn to wash, cook, sew, but you don’t need to learn mathematics.

Dev: And I’ll answer you - no! It’s no secret that women’s intelligence is not valued. Men did not let us study, They thought it was not suitable for ladies.

1st lesson: But if you start leading the country, You all go into science, into business, Then who will cook the soup, Clean the apartment, raise the children?

2 lessons: Imagine - the house is dirty and dinner is not ready, and there is no childcare. One wife sits in the government, Another will fly into space tomorrow, And the third writes poetry all day long. Better let him cook a portion of fish soup!

Dev: A man can cook cabbage soup too. Responsibilities must be divided.

1st lesson: If I marry you, I will watch how you wash the dishes, and not how much you read and how you solve complex problems.

Dev: There's no escape, you'll fall in love and get married!

Sketch “How to surprise girls”

Boy - What should I give to the girls to immediately impress them?

The boys solved this problem for a long, long time. But time passed, and they still didn’t know what to do.

1st: Are sweets the best gift? 2nd: C'mon, I'm giving candy to Ksyusha! 3rd: No, they don't need caries. We'll eat the candy ourselves. 4th : The best gift of all candies is a good pistol, For example, a Colt or a Revolver. 3rd: Understand, a girl is not a boy! How can she play with a gun, and shoot teddy bears? 5th: Let's pick them some flowers. 3rd: But where will we find them in March? 1st: So what should we do then? 2nd: There's a problem with girls! (everyone is drooping, suddenly the third person perks up)

3rd: I know what we should do! Let's try to surprise them: Let's decide that on this women's holiday no one teases them all day long. Pleasant moments in the morning - Compliments from us for everyone... 4th (not understanding): Compliments? Well, repeat it. 3rd: Well, lie to them about beauty. 5th (admiringly): Wow! How cunning you are! What next? 3rd: Girly games. 1st (disdainfully, with indignation): Should we play dolls with them? 3rd: You will have to suffer for a day. But we are men! Do you agree? Who agrees"? (everyone raises right hand) Well, well, “unanimously.”

Fashion show for mothers (with humor)

Presenter 1: For the sake of such a holiday, we are ready to show fashionistas! Look at everything here "New Fashion", gentlemen!

(Music plays and “models” appear on the podium)

Presenter 2: This season, scarves are in fashion, tie it on your bag, around your neck! You can tie a hat like that... We are ready to show moms everything!

Presenter 1: We suggest everyone wear flip-flops,So that you can be fashionable mothers!Take gloves for the flip-flops, momSo go to school meetings!

Presenter 2: Wear floor-length skirts, moms,Choose matching caps and handbags.We recommend three colors for you, moms.How to combine them? We will show you now!

Presenter 1: Scarf and belt are fashion classics!Moms, wear them in any weather!Go to the theater with dad arm in arm,And you, restless ones, take us with you.

Presenter 2: In fashion among fashionistas high heel. Match the design with a laptop. Everyone will say: “Look, business is coming!” And this is our dear mother walking!

Presenter 2: Take flowered shoes from the market, choose fashionable, bright ones. Shoes should not be worn to match a blouse; it was not fashionable last season either!

Presenter 1: Umbrellas will be fashionable this yearThe most fashionable will not forget them!Bright, round, flat - different,All mothers will be wonderful with them!

Presenter 2: In fashion for mothers, we present straps. Different colors we offer for you!

Presenter 1: This season you will need red and black fur, just like the queen’s!

Presenter 2: The fashion show is over

(all models go on stage)

We did our best, moms, for you! If you have any questions regarding fashion:

Presenter 1: Pick out an outfit, braid your hair...

Presenter 2: We will give you a consultation right away, we want to see fashionista moms!

Scene "Conversation".

Boy Our call is terribly ringing,

I fly out into the corridor...

Me and one girl

A conversation ensued...

And my dad is a champion!

He goes to the stadium:

He throws weights up -

Will be the strongest in the world!

Girl Even though men are strong -

They don't know how to bake pancakes...

You men are klutzes,

To educate you, teach you,

And parsley from dill

You can't tell the difference.

By the way, who does the laundry at home?

God didn't give you talent...

TV "consuming"

You lie down on the sofa!

Boy The man is of no use?!

Isn’t this talent given to us?!

Who nailed the bookshelf?

Fixed the faucet in the kitchen?

Girl You don’t feel like cooking borscht,

Don't fry the cutlets...

You should run off to work,

Well, there’s no point anymore!

Boy You, thorny thorn,

You don't know us men well.

Every now and then you shed tears

And also for no reason...

You say barbed words, timid...

Dad is the head of the house!

Girl And mom is the neck of the house!

Boy I waved my hand to Sveta.
Eh! I didn't make it to the buffet!
These girls are always here
They will take you away from important matters!

Girl No! There is no need to decide in a dispute,
In a corridor conversation,
Who is stronger and who is more important...
It’s just...mother is the most tender of all!

All participants and mothers and grandmothers invited to the holiday sit in the hall at tables. The song “Talk to me, Mom...” is played (music by V. Miguli, lyrics by V. Gin). A group of students appears on the stage, they read M. Sadovsky’s poem “Number Eight”.
1st reader.
The winter cold is still raging,
The eighth is just a day of spring.
But with golden flowers
All the streets are already full.
2nd reader.
Sunday is not an idle day,
The boys have a hundred worries -
Spring first holiday
It's coming down the street!

3rd reader.
In a fluffy yellow dress
He entered every house
Figure eight on the asphalt
The student brings it out.
4th reader.
Into the cloudless blue
The brave pilot took off,
Huge number "eight"
Lined the whole sky!
5th reader.
Today is the number eight
We love everyone else!
We congratulate you on the holiday
All dear women!

Students sit at tables. Two presenters appear, a boy and a girl.

She.
Attention! Attention!
He.
Today's holiday is dedicated to International Women's Day - March 8th.
She.
Today in our program you will learn...
He.
A little history of the spring holiday.
She.
Get acquainted...
He.
With a poetic page dedicated to Mom.
She.
Will hear…
He.
Holiday greetings.
She.
You'll see...
He.
A concert compiled according to your requests.
She.
So, page one...
Together.
Historical!

It turns out a new group students.

1st reader.
This year marks... my birthday have a wonderful holiday spring days March 8.
2nd reader.
International Women's Day was established in 1910, at the 2nd International Women's Conference, which was held in Denmark.
3rd reader.
At this conference, at the proposal of the outstanding revolutionary Clara Zetkin, it was decided to annually celebrate the eighth day of spring as International Women's Solidarity Day.
4th reader.
In 1911, this day was celebrated in Germany, Denmark, and Switzerland.
1st reader.
In Russia, International Women's Day was first celebrated in 1913.
2nd reader.
During the difficult years of the Great Patriotic War over 150 thousand women were awarded orders and medals for military merits, 91 women were awarded the high title of Hero of the Soviet Union.
3rd reader.
In 1965, the year of the 20th anniversary Great Victory, it was decided to consider March 8 a red day of the calendar, a national holiday.
4th reader.
Now in our country more than half of all specialists with higher education are women. There are over a million female engineers, more than two million technicians, and about 270 thousand female doctors. An entire army - over a million - is made up of female teachers.
1st reader.
The Motherland highly appreciated the merits of women.
2nd reader.
2 million women were awarded orders and medals.
3rd reader.
About a thousand women are laureates of State Prizes.
4th reader.
International Women's Day is celebrated here as a big holiday glorifying the Woman-worker, Woman-mother, keeper of the home.

A teacher is sitting at one of the tables. She gets up and reads L. Shchipakhina’s poem “Being a Woman.”

I know - on my shoulders
Everything is holding up:
Deeds and things.
I like
Women's care
All life
Cherish your hearth.
Hope
To be for a child.
In his eyes
Read trust.
Don't experience
Arrogance
To what you need
Bake and wash.
I like
In the buzz of the day
So tense
Without hiding strength,
To the desired luck
She didn’t dare pass me!
Be a woman
And live lovingly.
Shine
And be illuminated by light.
And spend a whole century
Myself.
What an honor
In this calling!

The students give the teacher flowers and sit down. The song “Mama” is playing (music by A. Bronevitsky, lyrics by O. Milyavsky).

Presenters.
Page two, poetic!

A group of students comes out.

1st reader.
The most beautiful word on earth is MOTHER.
2nd reader.
This is the first word that a person utters and which is in the language of any nation.
3rd reader.
In all languages, this sacred word sounds equally tender and affectionate, light and meaningful.
4th reader.
In Russian - mother, mother.
5th reader.
In Ukrainian - nenka.
6th reader.
In Kyrgyz - apa.
7th reader.
In Georgian - grandfather.
8th reader.
In Ossetian - nana.
1st reader.
From the heart,
In simple words
Come on, friends,
Let's talk about mom!

The song “Hello, Mom!” is playing. (music by D. Tukhmanov, lyrics by R. Rozhdestvensky).

2nd reader.
Happy March 8th, happy spring holiday!
With the first flowers in this bright hour.
Know, mothers, we love you, appreciate you,
Mothers of St. Petersburg, congratulations!
3rd reader.
Our mothers are the sunshine in the house:
It shines, warms and washes clothes;
On March 8th because
Everyone congratulates them from the bottom of their hearts!
4th reader.
Our mothers are famous for their work
Behind the counter, in offices, hospitals.
And this brings prosperity into the house,
Even continuing to work in it.
5th reader.
Mothers drive ships,
They weave fabric beyond the plan,
Schools and factories are being built
And they act in films.
6th reader.
Our mothers are in the newspaper,
You will find them everywhere:
In the store and in Social Security,
In the Ministry and in the Court.
7th reader.
In a strict mother's dress or a colorful one -
We thank her from the bottom of our hearts.
To all mothers, grandmothers and sisters
We say “thank you” again!
8th reader.
And the doctors that they give us
Flu powders
And to the chefs who bake for us
Pies for lunch.
1st reader.
And to those who sew dresses for children,
Performs in the theater
Sells checkered notebooks
To those who check them.
2nd reader.
Our mothers and fathers are nearby
They create the wealth of the country,
And work, and a gentle look
They help with this.
3rd reader.
Ready to defend the world for us
Every mother has a brave heart!
And her weapon is the word -
No one can take it away from her!
4th reader.
Here they are - our most beloved ones,
The best, the dearest,
The sweetest, most irresistible,
The most beautiful and youngest -
In chorus.
Our warmest greetings!
5th reader.
Maxim Gorky wrote: “Without the sun, flowers do not bloom, without love there is no happiness, without a woman there is no love, without a mother there is neither a poet nor a hero, all the pride of the world comes from Mothers!”
6th reader.
And here’s what Nekrasov said: “Woman is a great word. She has the purity of a girl, she has the dedication of a friend, she has the feat of a mother.”
7th reader.
Rasul Gamzatov wrote: “Mother is the soul of the world, its beginning and infinity. “Sna is a living soul, a great destiny, an object of love and inspiration. The word “ma-ma” cannot but make us shudder, feel the warmth and light.”
8th reader.
I will read you an excerpt from an article by Rasul Gamzatov: “I don’t forget one memorable press conference when Valentina Tereshkova returned from space flight. Among other questions, she was asked a somewhat unexpected one: who is your favorite person? Valya answered with one short, precise, a beautiful word- Mom. Everyone became quiet, no one could disagree with her. I don’t know, but at that moment I was more happy with her answer than with the heroic flight into space she had accomplished. And now, when I meet Valentina Tereshkova and her mother, I remember this incident. The Highlander will fulfill all the conditions of the woman he loves, but will consider it a great shame when he begins to forget his mother for her sake. How many mothers have passed away, leaving us as a testament for both the country and the people?!”

The song “Mama” is playing (music by V. Gavrilin, lyrics by A. Shulgina).

1st reader (reads an excerpt from R. Gamzatov’s poem “Take care of your mothers!”).
I sing of what is eternally new,
And although I’m not singing a hymn at all,
But a word born in the soul
Finds its own music.
This word is a call and a spell,
This word contains the soul of existence.
This is the first spark of consciousness,
Baby's first smile.
This word will never deceive you,
There is a being hidden in it.
It is the source of everything.
There is no end to it. Get up!..
(All students stand up).
I pronounce it: Mom!
2nd reader (reads a poem by N. Rylenkov).
I remember my mother's hands,
What once wiped away my tears,
They brought me handfuls of them from the fields
Everything that spring is in native land rich.
I remember my mother's hands,
Rare moments of harsh affection.
I became better and stronger
From her every touch.
I remember my mother's hands,
And I want the children to repeat:
"The worn hands of mothers,
There is nothing holier than you in the world!”
3rd reader.
We look with respect and gratitude at a man who reverently pronounces the name of his mother until his gray hairs and respectfully protects her old age. A person's value is determined by his relationship with his mother.
4th reader.
Mother's love inspires, gives strength to the weak, the doubting, and inspires feat. How many poets, composers, and artists have created wonderful works about mothers!
5th reader.
Our responsibility to mothers is immeasurable. Let us think: we are quite attentive and kind to our mothers. And not only do we think...

The presenters read an excerpt from S. Ostrovy’s poem “Mother”.

She.
The child said the first word:
- Mother!
He.
Increased. I went to the station as a soldier:
- Mother!
She.
Here he fell in an attack on the smoky ground:
- Mother!
He.
He got up and went. And with hot lips he fell to life:
- Mother!
Together.
People! My brothers! Take care of your mothers! A person only gets a real Mother once.

The song “Orenburg Down Shawl” is playing (music by G. Ponomarenko, lyrics by V. Bokov). The students take their seats.

Presenters.
Page three, congratulations!

A group of boys comes out.

1st reader.
To our mothers on spring day
Spring itself sends greetings:
The sound of streams and birdsong
She gives for the holiday.
The sun shines brighter for us
On the bright holiday of our mothers!
2nd reader.
Dear, kind, nice,
Drive away the shadow of fatigue!
Flowers and recognition are the main things for you
In chorus.
On this joyful women's day!
3rd reader.
March 8 is a wonderful day,
The sun is shining in the yard.
I'll bring it today - honestly! -
High five for mom in the diary.
The earth has already woken up from sleep,
And mom smiled at the sun.
And the sun will tell her: “Spring!”
And she will be happy.
4th reader.
Mommy, sweet, gentle, nice,
Kind, smart and radiant,
In the palms of my hands I will give you happiness,
“Thank you” for everything I say to you.
5th reader (reads a poem by I. Druzhinin).
Mom, how many nights have you been over my headboard?
She bowed quietly, forgetting about peace and sleep.
Mom, I want to respond to care with love,
I know: you have done so much good for me.
I will become an adult, I will be brave and courageous,
I can probably do a lot, a lot in life,
But whatever I accomplish and whatever I do in the world,
I will remain forever indebted to my mother!
6th reader.
The frosts are over -
I run light
And a sprig of mimosa
I clench it in my fist.
And my fun
You, cloud, don’t touch:
Today is Spring Day,
Today is mother's day!
Drops are knocking everywhere,
Like lines from telegrams:
In chorus.
- And you, friends, managed
Congratulate your mothers?

Students present flowers to mothers and grandmothers invited to the holiday. The boys sit down. Two girls in sundresses and headscarves sing ditties and dance.

1st girl.
Elena and I are friends,
We always go together.
2nd girl.
And today we are ditties
Let's sing to our mother.
1st girl.
All day March 8
Tanya chalked the floor with passion,
2nd girl.
And on the ninth
I didn’t pick up the broom.
1st girl.
Smoky pan
Julia was cleaning with sand,
2nd girl.
Three hours in Yulya's trough
Grandma washed it afterwards.
1st girl.
The train includes three youths: -
Wow, there are so many people here!
2nd girl.
Take your seats, guys.
Otherwise the grandmothers will take over!
1st girl.
Olya believed in omens,
To be on time in all subjects.
2nd girl.
But, alas, it will be accepted from everyone
There is no benefit for learning.
1st girl.
Ira reads few books, -
She's always busy.
2nd girl.
I kept the book for a whole year,
But I didn’t read a single line.
1st girl.
If Zhanna squints her eyes, -
This means she is waiting for a hint.
2nd girl.
Don’t squint your eyes in vain, Zhanna:
We won't tell you this time.
1st girl.
Don't believe that Lenya
A modest boy and quiet.
2nd girl.
When he comes home,
He screams so much that he is afraid.
1st girl.
We joked a little
2nd girl.
Laughed at ourselves
Together.
If something was added -
So the offense is small!

They take their seats.

Presenters.
Page four, musical!
She.
On the ground good people a lot,
There are a lot of warm-hearted people.
And yet, the best person on earth is my mother.
My mom.
He.
Mother! Mom has the kindest and most affectionate hands, they can do everything.
She.
Our mothers can do everything in the world - they just don’t know how not to grow old!
He.
Mom has the most loyal and sensitive heart; it does not remain indifferent to anything.
She.
And no matter how old you are, you always need your mother, her affection, her glance. And the greater your love for your mother, the happier and brighter your life.
He.
Our dear mothers and grandmothers! Now you will see a small concert,
She.
compiled according to your requests
He.
and prepared by the students of our class, -
She.
your children and grandchildren,
He.
future People's Artists of Russia!

The presenters announce the numbers of the festive concert.

She (after the concert).
Congratulations on Women's Day,
With the desired spring, and a drop,
And a bright ray of sunshine,
And spring birds with a ringing trill!
We wish you more clear days,
More light and goodness,
Health, joy, success,
Peace, happiness and warmth!
He.
Our dear mothers and grandmothers! Once again we sincerely congratulate you on the holiday! May your faces shine with smiles on the first spring holiday! Let this day not be forgotten for a whole year!

The song “Talk to me, mom…” sounds, with which the holiday began.