Aphorisms about Monday. Statuses about Monday
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Hidden deep in the bottom of every Monday is Friday evening.
Monday. 10:00 am. 56 friends on the site. Everyone is working. Well done!
Monday is a hard day... Especially for office workers. I have to tear off page 3 of the calendar right away...
The average person needs sleep... 10 minutes more, and on Monday an hour.
If you have two phones and three SIM cards and you are still not a subscriber, then it is Monday morning.
If after two cold and rainy days it becomes warmer and sunny bright sun– Most likely it’s Monday.
Cool status about Monday: Every Monday I am tormented by the question: was there even a weekend?
Monday is the day of judgment on which we pay for the sinful weekend.
There are such Mondays that you can even find a status for them.
Mondays have been coming too often and suddenly lately.
Daughter! We all start on Monday new life! I'll quit losing weight, dad will quit smoking. And you? - And I? And I can quit school...
The first rule of a sociologist is never do a survey. public opinion on Monday morning.
Nothing can finish a person off like Monday.
Every Monday it starts all over again - it’s picked up, carried away, and wrapped up for a week)
In order to increase the number happy people on the planet, it is enough to shorten the working day on Monday to 4 hours.
Don’t fool me, today is Monday even without you!
Cool status about Monday: On Monday it is better to come to work on Tuesday.
Monday is a hard day. On other working days you have to read jokes only for the previous day, and only on Mondays - for the entire weekend.
Two strangers make an appointment: - I propose to meet at the Park Kultury metro station at 8 am on Monday. What will you look like? - Badly…
Just as I'm finally immersed in the atmosphere of a fun weekend, the alarm clock, bastard, reminds me that it's already Monday!
It's Monday again, and we have a special guest in our studio, aspirin...
When you leave on Friday evening, you never know what Monday you will return home...
If on Monday morning angry, sleep-deprived people come towards you, and you are relatively fresh and very happy with life, then your night shift is finally over!
If I say that Monday can be very easy and positive, are there those who will believe it? And probably those who will laugh! =)
Every Sunday I binge eat at night, thinking that on Monday I will go on a diet.
Cool status about Monday: On Monday morning, before school, what diseases just don’t get worse...
There are two cases where you don’t want to go to work on Monday: if you didn’t have time to rest well over the weekend, and if you managed to rest well over the weekend...
Even on Monday, sometimes it’s nice to get up and go to work... If on this Monday they will give you your salary, which has been delayed for three months already...
If you dream on the night from Sunday to Monday that the alarm clock is ringing, then know that this is prophetic dream...
Most great strength attraction has a bed on Monday morning.
Saturday comes so quickly.. Sunday flies by so quickly.. Monday comes. The rest of the days pass unnoticed. This is how I live every day...
On Monday people gloomily stretch out:
Some go to the office, and some go to the factory.
The pugs are sour, like eating a lemon...
We will break the law of that sadness.
Monday will be a holiday now!
You open the door with a smile in the morning,
May your week be very fruitful,
Mischievous, cheerful, cheerful and perky!
Everyone knows that Monday is a hard day.
I’ll shout to you: “Good morning!”
Let your weekly journal be empty,
And don’t let your head hurt.
I wish you easy everyday life,
And so that the boss is less annoying.
Let it be a busy week,
So that you don't get tired of work!
Good, clear morning, my dear friend!
Get up quickly, look around,
How the sun sparkles and the rooks sing,
And happiness comes through your gates.
Even if it’s Monday, be cheerful!
And may luck illuminate the path!
The dove hits the window with its beak,
And he grumbles quietly: “We’ve been sleeping for a very long time!”
If in life you, friend, are not a slacker,
You lead a healthy lifestyle,
Remember, any Monday
Good for work.
WITH Good morning Happy day to you!
We all create good things through creativity.
Only a slacker moans and cries,
After all, fortune laughs at him.
The week has begun again,
I wish you: “Good morning!!
I squint from the light, my head is spinning.
To sleep the whole day, I will say, is very stupid.
Let's get up early, open the window,
A sunbeam is playing on the curtain.
He, like me, does not mince his words,
Wishing you a happy Monday!
Oh, this strange Monday!
How very difficult it is to get up in the morning!
It's like he's an experienced slacker
He is afraid to start everything.
Get a grip on yourself, my friend.
Open your eyes quickly.
Take at least one step away from the bed.
Your working day has begun!
Monday is the first day of the week.
Don't be sad, I beg you, my friend!
We'll have the best fun
Let's call all our friends today.
"Good morning!" I wish you boldly.
Even if you haven't gotten enough sleep, get up!
We use a smile in action
Get in the mood quickly!
It's a hard day, the very first one,
Very difficult, long, nervous...
But don't be afraid, don't worry!
Feel free to ignore bias!
After all, for us and on Monday
There will be joy, no doubt!
There will be sunshine and a lot of happiness!
Happy dawn of a new week everyone!
Let this Monday be new
It will begin cheerfully, slowly,
Let the morning be cheerful in it,
Let the soul wake up with him!
Let the birds chirp outside the window,
Let the dawn rise in the distance!
May the day good page
They rustle as usual in the morning!
It's never a good morning
On Monday - everyone knows.
But, in spite of all prejudices
We start this day.
If we start the day boldly, -
He will be completely kind!
Happy new morning, happy young day!
We are looking for happiness and we will find it!
Good morning, good people!
It's six o'clock, time to get up.
Whether it's the sun, whether it's raining, whether it's snowdrifts, -
Business needs to know the time.
I don't feel like it on Monday
Go back to work!
Eh, when all this is over,
Yes, retire!
Dedicated to all Mondays...
For some reason, everyone thinks that Monday is a hard day. I completely disagree with this. Monday is the beginning, and it cannot (and should not) be bad. After all, the mood and results of the whole week depend on Monday.
We set out to find positive information about Monday on the Internet. It turned out that everyone doesn’t like this day. Everywhere there is only one phrase "Monday is a hard day".
We urgently need to correct the situation. Especially for readers of our blog, mega-positive quotes about Monday:
This is why Monday was placed at the beginning of the week, to knock out all the crap that had accumulated over the weekend at once. Yuri Tatarkin
Monday is the time to pay the bills presented by an exhausted body. Yuri Tatarkin
On Sunday, in confession, a real Christian sincerely repents of what he did on Friday and will do on Monday.
The long-awaited Monday has arrived. Signature. Club "Depression"
The shortest day is Monday; before I wake up, it’s time to leave work.
Waking up on Monday morning for work, after a hectic weekend, this is the victory of the pure mind over the pitiful frailty of the body. Yuri Tatarkin
Monday is a hard day... Especially for office workers. I have to tear off 3 pages of the calendar at once...
There are two cases where you don’t want to go to work on Monday: if you didn’t have time to rest well over the weekend, and if you managed to rest well over the weekend...
Monday differs from Sunday only in that on Monday there is three times more spam.
And why are there so many Mondays in nature that they come with such unbearable regularity?
The first alarming symptoms indicating the onset of a mental disorder: on Monday, the urge to go to work with terrible force. Yuri Tatarkin
An impossible dream: to fall into a lethargic sleep every Monday from morning to Friday evening while maintaining your salary. Yuri Tatarkin
Hidden deep in the bottom of every Monday is Friday evening. Yuri Tatarkin
There is no point in blaming the mirror if the morning falls on Monday. Yuri Tatarkin
If you wake up and find that Monday morning has quietly crept up, then this is very Bad sign, you will probably have to work for at least five endless days. Yuri Tatarkin
Ignoring the alarm clock on Monday morning is a carefully planned act of sabotage of the body in protest against another working week. Yuri Tatarkin
Don’t be too angry about unfortunate Monday, because it’s not his fault that he takes over the shift right after the weekend. In its place it could have been any other day. Yuri Tatarkin
Sometimes you wake up in the morning in anticipation of a wonderful Sunday, but it turns out that the sneaky Monday has jumped in line again. Yuri Tatarkin
If you dream on the night from Sunday to Monday that the alarm clock is ringing, then know that this is a prophetic dream. Yuri Tatarkin
I hope you liked the aphorisms about Monday collected here.
Everyone loves weekends, but simply put, everyone dislikes Mondays. Monday notifies you that the weekend is over and it’s time to go to work. In order to love Mondays, you don’t need much - just find a job that you like. Then you will greet the beginning of a new week in high spirits and finally stop hating Mondays. We offer you a selection of quotes and statuses about Mondays, maybe they will help you meet the new week with optimism.
You can only dislike Monday in two cases: when you had a busy weekend or when you have an uninteresting job that you don’t want to go to. Since the arrival of Monday cannot be prevented in any way, it is best to find a job that you like and you will perceive the beginning of a new week with enthusiasm and go towards new achievements and self-realization. Just imagine that every day you relax, relax and relax. Your life would become monotonous and you would stop valuing rest. Therefore, stop complaining about Monday, go ahead and work slowly but surely towards the new weekend.
Monday is the day of promises. On Mondays, everyone promises to start a new life: someone wants to go on a diet, someone wants to quit smoking, someone wants to do exercises in the morning. Understand that if you really want something, you can do it any day of the week, and you don’t have to wait until Monday to do it.
Quotes
Monday is given to a person for calendar purposes, and not for empty self-deceptions. (A. Vyazemka)
Monday exists so that we do not get lost in time...
Monday is too hard a day to start the week with. (Mira Day)
Do you really think that Tuesday would be easier if it were the first day of the week?!)
And on Mondays I like my head to buzz a little: it helps me remember what day of the week it is. (R. Heinlein)
And I would be glad not to know what day of the week it is, if only my head would stop reminding me.)
Monday comes with enviable regularity. (Ed McBain)
If only miracles happened as often as Mondays come...)
In my lifelong study of human beings, I have discovered that no matter how hard I try, I cannot prevent Monday from happening. Of course, people don’t stop trying, but Monday still catches up with them and all the drones have to drag out their dull work life again, full of meaningless things. hard work and suffering. This thought always comforts me. (D. Lindsay)
You need to be optimistic about Mondays; you shouldn’t create problems for yourself at the very beginning of the week!
Monday is the most painful day of the week, the most unbearable. The whole beginning week fell on my shoulders, like the whole world - on the shoulders of Atlas. On Monday evening I was relieved of one sixth of the load. And every day it became easier and easier. On Friday evening I was, so to speak, happy. It was still Saturday morning, but we were already free after lunch. I would give myself a joyful or luxurious dinner, after dinner I would lie in bed, and from Saturday evening boredom began, because now only Sunday separated me from the painful Monday. Monday was the hardest and most depressing day, Sunday the most empty. (E. Ionesco)
What difference does it make what day of the week if you have a beloved family, loyal friends and an interesting job?!
Nothing can finish a person off like Monday. (Yun Evo)
By by and large, it’s not so much Monday that’s depressing as the end of the weekend and the beginning of the work week.
Monday is such a crap that ends on Tuesday... (Yu. Klimova)
For some people, Monday goes by unnoticed...
How quickly time has flown by! Monday is already knocking on the door!
- Let him knock. We won't open. (Nemi)
I'm afraid he won't even ask, that's how he'll get into life!
Nobody likes Monday morning. It's hangover time. New week It hasn’t started yet, but there is a tail left from the previous one. Nobody likes it, and it doesn't matter it's raining or the sun is shining. (Ed McBain)
It’s weekend drinkers who don’t like Mondays, but those who don’t drink don’t care at all...
Sundays are to blame for everything; if there were no Sundays, there would be no Mondays! (G. Marquez)
It’s strange how you haven’t blamed Saturday yet?!)
Monday is a nasty day. For lonely girls, who once again did not receive the gifts they expected from life over the past weekend, this day was like a bitter pill. Especially when you realize that you chose the wrong job: in the wrong place, with the wrong people and for the wrong calling. (A. Larina)
This is how it happens in life: you chose everything wrong, and Monday is to blame for everything...
Statuses
In order to increase the number of happy people on the planet, it is enough to shorten the Monday working day to 4 hours.
Better yet, make Monday a day off, then everyone will definitely be happy.)
Monday is the kind of day when instead of a badge you want to hang a sign: “Beware, angry dog!”
Better yet, stay home on a leash...)
If you have a headache on Monday morning and don't feel like working, take a pill from your boss and headache As soon as he takes it off with his hand.
Maybe, after all, without drug treatment from the authorities?!)
Monday is a hard day. On other working days you have to read jokes only for the previous day, and only on Mondays - for the entire weekend.
Well, why is it so hard? By the time you read all the jokes, you see, half the working day will pass... It turns out that Monday is the easiest day of the week...)))
Daughter! We all start a new life on Monday! I'll quit losing weight, dad will quit smoking. And you? - And I? And I can quit school...
Daughter, it seems we have changed our minds...)
The bed has the greatest gravitational pull on Monday morning.
I would take it with me to work...)
Monday. 10:00 am. 56 friends on the site. Everyone is working. Well done!
So, the weekend went well, all friends are alive and well!
Every Monday I am tormented by the question: was there even a weekend?
Over the weekend, the question of work didn’t bother you at all...)
The first rule of a pollster is to never do a public opinion poll on Monday morning.
On Monday, a survey can be conducted only to compile dictionaries of obscene words and expressions...
If on Monday morning angry, sleep-deprived people come towards you, and you are relatively fresh and very happy with life, then your night shift is finally over!
Don’t rush to rejoice, everyone will have a weekend, and you will go back to work...)
Even on Monday, sometimes it’s nice to get up and go to work... If on this Monday they will give you your salary, which has been delayed for three months already...
What can I say, I would go to work on Sunday to get my salary...)
If you dream on the night from Sunday to Monday that your alarm clock is ringing, then know that this is a prophetic dream...
There is no need to look in the dream book, you need to go to work...)
It looks like I don’t do anything on Monday, but at the molecular level, believe me, my brain is very busy - it’s trying to understand what’s happening!
Monday is here, this is what's happening!)
A home phone is only needed to find a mobile phone in the apartment on Monday morning!
It’s good if you know your number by heart, otherwise you might not remember it on Monday morning...)
It's good to be a guy, whatever fell out of the closet on Monday morning, he put it on!
And if nothing falls out, should we go naked?!)
The shortest day is Monday, I haven’t had time to wake up, and it’s already time to leave work.
It looks like I don’t do anything on Monday, but at the molecular level, believe me, my brain is very busy - it’s trying to understand what’s happening!
My week is: Monday, Monday No. 2, Monday No. 3, Monday No. 4, Friday, Saturday, the day before Monday
Have you noticed that the most terrible words end with “flax”. Boss, alarm clock, Monday...
A good half of people look unkind on Monday morning
Monday is different from Monday. That Monday, which is located before Tuesday, is still tolerable. But the one that comes immediately after Sunday is just pitch darkness.
There is no point in blaming the mirror if the morning falls on Monday.
Plan for Monday: 1. Wait for Friday.
It's not Monday that's a bad day, it's that your job sucks.
How is the week going: Monday Tuesday Tuesday Wednesdayaaaaaaaa... . ThursdaySaturdaySunday.
A Russian person has two problems: to work until Friday and not to die before Monday.
After the weekend, only the first five days are difficult
Monday is four days short of Friday
The bed has the greatest gravitational force on Monday morning.
Monday again? How much is it possible?! Every week the same thing! Same...
We should take Mondays and cancel them
Not only is it Monday, but also after the weekend
It's Monday. The start of a new life is postponed for another week
Do you love Monday as much as I do?
On Monday morning, don't tell me what I look like... I feel about the same
Mondays have been coming more and more often and suddenly lately.
On Monday everyone be patient, crawl until Sunday
On Monday the thirteenth you realize that Friday the thirteenth is not such a bad day
On Monday it is better to come to work on Tuesday
Every Monday I am tormented by the question: was there even a weekend?
If you wake up on Monday and don't have a headache, it's already Tuesday.
Monday is the day of judgment on which we pay for the sinful weekend.
It's Monday again, and we have a special guest in our studio, aspirin...
Old age is when you wash your hair not on Friday before a party, but on Monday before work...)
According to statistics, 60% of people don't think well on Monday... Fortunately, I'm one of the other 20%.
If the fork falls, it means a woman will come. If the knife is a man. And if your mood drops, it means Monday will come soon.
On Monday morning, before school, all sorts of illnesses get worse
I decided to somehow start a new life on Monday. I liked it and got hooked on it. Now every Monday I start a new life and have never regretted it.
It’s easy to wake up on Monday morning, but it’s difficult to not fall asleep again.
Monday is an egg from which Saturday will eventually hatch. You just need to sit it out.